I am dedicating this chapter to Trisha Evening Star. She gave me the name Loony Lucy. Thanks Trisha! Once you have read this please review. 90 hits and only 1 review. Enjoy

Snap his wand

Lucy was sitting on his big bum in the sitting room. I went and jumped down next to him making him scream.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed like a girl.

"BAHAHAHAHA!" I screeched "It's only me loony Lucy!"

"Loony Lucy?" He snarled

"Yups!" I replied.

Lucy turned back to his paper reading it like it was an order from GOD. I looked at the coffee table in front of us and saw Lucy's old grubby wand in front of me.

"HEY LOONY WATCH HOW STRONG I AM!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.

As planned Lucy turned around and I quickly snapped his wand in half. I started laughing at the sight of his face.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"YOU… BITCH! YOU SNAPPED MY WAND! THAT WAS 700 GALLEONS! YOU KILLED IT SO I WILL KILL YOU…"

"But you don't have a wand do you?"

"AAARRRGGGHHH! I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS YOU BLOODY FREAKIN BEAST!"

I looked at Lucy's small girly hands.

"Really Lucy? With these?" I picked up his hand

"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME YOU BLOATED HIPPOGRIFF YOU WILL DIE! I WILL KEEL YOU!"

"Okay fine I'm right here dude you have really got some anger issues!" I said back lightly.

Lucy had just gotten up to start chasing me when we heard a shrill yell.

"LUCIUS! YOU IDIOT! I TOLD YOU TO BLEACH MY FAVOURITE DRESS NOT TO DYE IT WITH UNWASHABLE INK!" The cry came from Cissy

"Ooooooh!" I said lowly

"YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD NEVER BEEN BORN!"

She started totally beating up Lucy in the funniest way possible because he was screaming like a girl and saying mummy.

Before I decided to leave I went to Lucy and pulled out a whole hank of hair before shoving it in Lucy's face.

"HEY LUCY YOU'VE GOT A WEIRD BALD SPOT NOW!" I screamed

"JJJJEEEENNNN – MOMMY!" He cried in the middle because Cissy had hit him…. You know.

"BYE YA! REMEMBER TO BUY CISSY A NEW DRESS YOU FACE SUCKING HIPPY!"

" NOOOOOOOOOOO!

"BYE!

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