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J: "If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

S: "Oh what a nice little trick. I see you are no longer trying to be subtle?"

J: "Talking about subtle. I am sorry I didn't know Sherlock."

S: "What?"

J: "Oh don't play that with me. You know I mean our… Well that we've been living together for two years. I didn't know and I want to apologise."

S: "I does not matter to me John. It is all just…"

J: "If you are going to say transport I kill you."

S: "Oh I see, you also did research on poor jokes?"

J: "Do accept it?"

S: "What?"

J: "My apology Sherlock! God, don't do that!"

S: "Yes John, thank you very much; even if it really was not needed."

John knew better, he had seen how Sherlock's face had lit up.

S: "It pleased you that I remembered, didn't it?"

J: "Well… It's nice when for once you notice things…"

S: "I notice everything John."

J: "Yes, and usually it's about corpses."