Sorry it's been so long but I'm trying to start this again…this chapter may not be that great though…it will get better as I get back into the hang of things…thanks to all who begged me to come back…I started reading through my old chapters of 'Texting Through Life' and actually laughed at my own comic genius (which is really sad)…
Ok I had this idea that maybe you guys could give me ideas of characters from other stories that could make appearances in this story…just a thought…I'm still open to pure Wicked suggestions too…sorry it has taken me awhile to update but I just couldn't come up with any ideas…
IMPORTANT: this occurs right after Elphaba finds out Nessa is dead but before the actual Catfight scene
*Dancing Through Life has logged on*
*Defying Gravity has logged on*
Defying Gravity: Nessa's dead!
Dancing Through Life: what? How did that happen?
Defying Gravity: some small town hick dropped a house on her…
Dancing Through Life: was this girl a hunk or was the house really small?
Defying Gravity: neither…a cyclone lifted the house…
Dancing Through Life: so the girl can control the weather?
Defying Gravity: no…she just happened to be inside the house…
Dancing Through Life: so it's not really her fault at all…
Defying Gravity: I suppose not…
Dancing Through Life: that's oddly coincidental that the house just happened to land on Nessa…
Defying Gravity: it wasn't a coincidence…someone had it in for my sister…
Dancing Through Life: maybe the Unnamed God smited her becuz she was evil or something…
Defying Gravity: 'smited' is not a word…and I highly doubt the unnamed god smited my sister…she was his biggest fan…
Dancing Through Life: u just used smited in a sentence…haha…
Defying Gravity: I am not in the mood to be laughed at!
Dancing Through Life: sorry…
*Wonderful has logged on*
Wonderful: my condolences about ur sister…
Defying Gravity: I think u should log off…now
Dancing Though Life: where r u oh wonderful wizard?…i've got a bone to pick with u…
Defying Gravity: it's cute of u to defend me yero but I can fight my own battles
Dancing Through Life: im a prince…chivalry is in my blood…now log off…there r some things I will not say in the presence of a lady…
Wonderful: maybe I should just leave…
Defying Gravity: no…u should stay here…and yero; wat lady?
Dancing Through Life: im talkin about u
Defying Gravity: im not a lady yero…u don't need to protect me from naughty language…
Dancing Through Life: in the vinkus we learn words that would burn ur ears…
Defying Gravity: oh yeah? well #$#%$ that you ****(you really don't want to read this bit)****
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(shocked silence)
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Dancing Through Life: that was hot…
Defying Gravity: thank u
Wonderful: kids these days…
Defying Gravity: im not a kid ur wizardship…and u've got a lot of nerve speaking to me after u killed my sister…
Dancing Through Life: yeah…wait he killed ur sister?
Defying Gravity: no his puppet Morrible did…she's a wiz with weather magic…
Wonderful: actually im more of morrible's puppet…i wanted to apologize…
Defying Gravity: well im not going to accept it…
Dancing Through Life: how'd u become morrible's puppet? (suggestive look)
Defying Gravity: EWWWW!!!!!!! thanks yero now i'll never get that image out of my mind..i would define that as mental rape…
Wonderful: mr. Tiggular u r utterly upsurd…
Dancing Through Life: is it?
Wonderful: yes it is…
Ok I know that definitely wasn't the best (or funniest) chapter I've ever written but I'm rusty and I'm trying…I need more funny ideas!
Also it would be great to get suggestions of characters from other well known books, movies or TV shows to add in with the Wicked characters