Day 7
"I Want To Be Fameous" plays as The Foghorn wakes up everyone and causes Katz to fall onto Hacker starting a silent arguement. Mad Dog slobbers over Bunny until Kitty comes by her hugs her. Courage chases after a butterfly. Ember rocks out annoying Vlad Masters and Sam. Tucker drops his PDA into the river where Youngblood, Danny, and Darkwing are fishing. Darkwing's hook rips off Katz pants revealing rainbow pride boxers. Cajun Fox force feeds Megavolt and Bushroot some Cajun Stew. Le Quack steals money from Negaduck before he pushes Negaduck into the river before grinning. Then Chris appears and everyone aside from Courage follows him. They sit at the campfire and whistle til Courage comes and sits next to Katz just as the butterfly gently lands on the red cat's fingers.
Katz bleacher has Mandy, Edward, Bloo, Black Hat, Negaduck, Mad Dog, Cajun Fox, Le Quack, Ember, THE Hacker, Vlad Masters (in a neck cast), Kitty, Gorgonzola, Mojo Jojo, Buttercup, Blackhat, Ice King, Lemon Grabs, and Meowth.
Courage has Mac, Grim, Bushroot, Megavolt, Billy, Sam, Tucker, Mordecai, Rigby, Frankie, Danny Phantom, Bunny (with a bandaged leg), Panini, Chowder, Fuzzy, Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Darkwing Duck, Youngblood (holding his casted arm), and Goku.
Youngblood: I hope you both lose for cutting up my arm.
Frankie: Katz, remember when I beat up on season 1 of Cartoon Rumble? Use that as fuel...to lose.
Danny: I should have been there! You both are cheaters!
Courage: Sorry Danny, Katz didn't want to lose.
Bloo: Katz played dirty, he is smarter than he looks. Nothing say much but he is smarter than he looks.
Meowth: Win this Katz! That's right!
Negaduck: Only in a blue moon will a punk like Courage take on a punk for Katz in the finals of a reality show.
Kitty: I am only here on your side Katz because we are siblings, not because I like you.
Bunny: You pushed me to win, that wasn't nice.
Katz: Nice guys finish last.
Mordecai: But nice guys don't poop themselves in the second challenge or get beat in Pokémon.
Katz: aaaaargh, nice guys don't have stupid friends who are easily manipulated. I see Rigby is still on my side.
Rigby: STOP TALKING!
Katz: Actions speak louder than words.
Jake the dog: Your actions are that of a cheater.
The two competitors look at Chris.
Chris: Finally we got two finalists. Katz, I am terrible sorry you are still here. Courage, terrible news...you're still here. The challenge is Hole In The Wall. The thing is that the wall is a brick wall. Hole In The BRICK Wall! Challengers take your spots. The wall will try to knock you into water with sharks, piranhas, and electric eels
Katz and Courage take their spots. The wall begins to move as the first wall is in the shape of a pair of Dollar signs. Katz bends his back, neck, legs, and tails fitting through as Courage jumps and barely manages to shapeshift to a Dollar sign.
The next wall comes and Katz jumps going still holding his arms out. Courage jumps but Courage is barely able to jump over what looks like a U.
Goku manages to rally the crowd behind Courage as they all chant for him. Katz scoffs annoyed as they jump over a wall that looks like a 2K.
Katz: You do realize he won LAST year?
Goku: But I want him to win again.
Mandy: Let's go Katz, show these losers how we do?
Katz: How do we do? I'm not representing The Villainous Vipers or you. This is all me! I'm wi-
Katz doesn't notice another wall come and knock him dead into the water. The red cat frantically splashes around trying not to drown as everyone rushes to pull him out as eels shock him and sharks go to bite him.
Chris: Courage you just won two million.
Katz confession
Katz is crying and sobbing holding a roll of cheap toilet paper to his face.
Katz: AGAIN! WHHHHHHHHY! First was Panini, then Mordecai, then Courage, and now Courage AGAIN! This is not fair, I should have won.
end confessional.
Courage confession
Courage: That was fun, I won more money and beat Katz...wow. Poor little Katz is going to be heartbroken again. You should have seen him after losing to Panini and it was worse with Mordecai. He spent weeks analyzing where he screwed up.
end confessional
Mandy confession
Mandy: Why does the universe hate us villains?
end confession
Mordecai confession
Mordecai: Courage told me Katz got all depressed and sad after I beat him. Ha, not sure if I should mock him or comfort him. The dude is a grade A sociopath but this is dream.
end confessional.
Suddenly a mysterious figure comes out. It's a black coyote with red eyes which seem to give Chris a stare.
Mysterious figure: My name is Daniel Coyote, I own this show. Chris, may I have a word with you.
Chris: Sure boss, what up.
Daniel: You didn't give everyone the two million now did you?
Chris: No.
Katz: Two million? What two million?
Rigby: I want easy money.
Courage: I'll take all the money again if need be.
Katz: Don't be selfish.
Chris: the TRUTH is you ALL get two million dollars. The winner gets an extra FOUR million meaning Courage is worth SIX million.
Courage: WOW!
Chris: We are also announcing another season.
Daniel: Yeah c'mon! Rigby, Katz, and Courage are in the new season!
Mordecai: I want in next as well, haven't had enough fun crushing Katz.
Finn the Human: I got second place in the Cartoon All Stars, I have a claim to come back.
Jake the dog: If my friend Finn is in, I'm in.
Daniel: You are in Mordecai, Finn, Jake, and the winner of All Stars named Bubbles.
Finn the Human: Sweet!
Katz: I got some good company of contestants for next year.
Mordecai: Yeah, we got some issues but me vs you will never be old.
Mordecai puts his arm around Katz carefully which startles the red cat who wasn't preparing for a gesture of kindness from the blue jay, Courage hugs Rigby, Finn and Jake smile, Tucker, Danny, Ember, Vlad and Sam nod their heads before looking as Mad Dog goes to kiss Bunny but Kitty pulls her a bit.
Mad Dog: So close.
Ice King: I'm going to get all the women next season when I win.
Mad Dog: I get Bunny, she is my girl.
Kitty: I beg to differ, she is mine.
Ice King: Never beg, it isn't sexy for strong women to beg.
Mad Dog: I like when you beg me.
Bunny: I told you Mad Dog, I don't love you that way anymore.
Mad Dog: Are you going to be on the next season, maybe that will change your mind if we spent more time together.
Bunny: No, Kitty and I are going to help out taking care of Kitz and Archibald while Katz and Courage are out.
Ember: Just leave the lady alone.
Ice King: Even feminist are cute, I like you Ghost girl.
Jake the dog: Leave the ghost girl alone.
Chris (to Daniel): ahem, Daniel...may I?
Daniel: If you wish.
Chris: That concludes this season of Cartoon Crossover Survivor but who will appear next year? Who will win? Find out when we return with...CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN...CROSSSOOOOOVVVVVEEEERRRR...SURRRRRRRVVVVVVIIIIIIOOOOOORRRRRR...HOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
Everyone smiles as the camera zooms out with "I Want To Be Famous" playing followed by the beloved whistling of the contestants.
Daniel give them all two million dollars as Courage gets paid six million.