"Last time on total drama demigods, okay, you know what? Once again this chapter has taken waaaaaay too long and I can't remember what happened last time. So anyway, it's time for another chapter of Total Drama Demigods!"
Percy POV
I woke up and went to the mess hall, as usual. And, as usual, Chef was serving food that seemed more like it should be served to aliens than human beings. I had long ago given up on trying to stomach the food, so I just convinced Tyson to share a sandwich with me. It had been quite a while since our last challenge, and without them, the island wasn't so bad. I was spending a lot of time with everyone (especially Annabeth), getting to relax, and not worry about the competition.
And then of course there was Bianca. No one had believed it when she had appeared at the end of the last challenge. Nico had come running out and tackled her in a hug. Thalia and him were overjoyed to see her, though pretty mad that she was on my team and not theirs. It had been great to have her around again though.
As Tyson and I sat there eating our sandwiches, her and Nico came walking into the mess hall. They quickly came over and sat down at our table, evil grins on their faces.
"Okay guys, what did you do?" I asked.
Bianca and Nico chuckled. "Wait for it…." Said Nico.
The doors to the mess hall slammed open, and in strode Annabeth and Thalia. I looked over at them…and immediately started laughing. Thalia was wearing a pink T-shirt with "I'm a Barbie girl" written on the front of it. Her spikey black hair was now a bright pink as well. She had one of those looks on her faces that always made me wish I was in a room with an angry God or Titan instead.
Annabeth hadn't been spared either, and I found hers even more funny. She was wearing a shirt with "I love Percy Jackson" written on the front. It took me a moment to realize that was a shirt Silena had made back during our third year at camp and had pestered Annabeth for weeks to wear. The look on her face was every bit as murderous as Thalias'.
The two of them stomped over to the table and sat down. Nico, Bianca, and I all burst out laughing. Thalia grumbled and glared daggers at us. Annabeth muttered "When I find out who did this…."
Bianca and Nico exchanged nervous looks before Nico asked innocently "What happened?"
Thalia growled. "Someone stole our clothes and replaced it with these. And they dyed my hair while I was sleeping."
Nico tapped his chin. "My guess would be the Stolls did it." He said seriously.
I smirked. "I dunno Nico, the girls cabin is impossible to get in unless someone inside opens it. I mean unless you could magically travel in there…." I snickered as a look of horror dawned on his face, and a look of realization dawned on Thalia and Annebeths' faces.
"NICO DIANGELO!" they screamed in unison.
Nico gulped and looked at his sister. "I should probably start running now, huh?"
Bianca nodded.
Nico got up and ran screaming from the mess hall, with Thalia and Annabeth right behind him.
Bianca and I laughed. "So, how long do you think until he remembers he can shadow travel?" I asked.
She thought about that for a moment. "He'll probably figure it out right after Thalia has zapped him a few times."
Sure enough, a few moments later Nico appeared next to Bianca, looking like he had been in a wrestling match with an electric eel. Me and Bianca burst out laughing. He glared at us, but his look of anger soon turned to one of terror as Thalia and Annabeth came back inside. The two of them calmly walked over to the table and sat down, Thalia next to Nico (who looked more terrified than Grover did around rabbits) and Annabeth next to me.
I leaned over and whispered in her ear "Nice shirt."
Her face turned red and she muttered "Shut up."
Silena came into the mess hall with Beckendorf a few minutes later. She saw Annabeth and squealed, running over hug her. "You're wearing the shirt I made for you!"
Annabeth tried to explain what happened to Silena as I went over to talk to Beckendorf. He smirked at me "Man Perce, Silena always used to go on and on about how head over heels Annabeth was for you but this is ridiculous."
I chuckled and replied. "What can I say? I'm just that amazing to her."
The two of us shared a laugh as Katie walked in, talking to Nicole. They glanced over and their eyes widened when they saw what Annabeth and Thalia looked like, but wisely chose not to comment and simply went to sit at a table.
A few minutes later when the Stolls walked in, however, they didn't act as wisely. They immediately began commenting and quickly found themselves lying smoking on the ground.
After a little while, as everyone was finishing their breakfasts, everyones least favorite host walked in.
"Good morning campers!" he said.
We all ignored him. He grinned and then proceeded to pull out a megaphone before screaming "GOOD MORNING CAMPERS!" into it.
He laughed as we all covered our ears and glared at him. "Now that I have your attention, I have some wonderful news!"
"This stupid contest is over and we can go home?" Clarisse growled.
"Murdering your cousin has been made legal?" Thalia asked, glaring in Nicos' direction.
"We get more peanut butter sandwiches?" Asked Tyson.
"Even better, we're going to have a new challenge!" Yelled Chris.
Everyone groaned.
"Well it's either that or I can make you watch the twilight films again."
At the looks of terror on our faces he said "That's what I thought. Todays' challenge will involve only four campers. The first is Percy" (why did I see that coming?) "The second is Mark, the third is Nico, and the fourth is Connor."
Annabeth blinked. "Chris, aren't those all the campers who won challenges for their teams?"
"Correct. This will be a special event. Each team had two campers who won challenges for them. Those two campers will face each other in a battle. The winners will be granted immunity from elimination. The two losers will both be in danger of being voted off. The rest of you will decide which loser to vote off."
I looked over at Nico. "Kick Marks' ass, will you?"
He grinned evilly. "My pleasure."
Chris lead us all to the same building we had our first challenge in. "First up, Nico versus Mark!" We all went to the side of the room as the lights quickly dimmed and Nico vanished from site. Mark looked around, growling.
"Show yourself you little coward!" His eyes widened as a skeletal hand emerged from the ground and grabbed his ankle. Several more skeletons appeared and grabbed him, quickly tying him to a chair.
"Well that was quick" I muttered.
"I'm not done yet!" Mark growled. "This isn't over!"
Music suddenly started playing as Nico appeared, grinning. "How right you are Mark. We still haven't gotten to enjoy this fun little game of ours." He slowly walked over to Mark and started to sing.
Nico:
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Marky Mark, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha
Nico kept laughing as he circled Marks chair.
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's stupid, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first
Nico threw back his head and laughed as ghosts playing instruments appeared, Mark looked ready to strangle him. I had to admit it was pretty funny.
Nico:
When Mr. Diangelo says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin'
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the Nico song, ohhh
Skeletons:
Ohhh
Nico :
Ohhh
Ghosts:
Ohhh
OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh
Ghosts:
Ohhh, he's Nico, the Boogie Man
Nico smirked and pulled out his stygian iron sword, he gestured towards a pair of skeletons who were carrying a boiling pot. Mark looked nervous for the first time.
Nico:
Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Marky Mark to add a little spice
THREE SKELETONS
Ohhh
Nico:
Oh, yeah
Ghosts:
Ohhh
Nico:
Ohhh
Skeletons:
Ohhh
Nico and Skeletons:
Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man
Mark:
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
I've got to win this dumb game
So please, come to your senses
All of us had to hold back our laughter. Mark never said please, and the way he asked just sounded stupid. Nico couldn't help himself and laughed out loud.
Nico:
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff
Mark:
What are you going to do?
Nico:
I'm gonna do the best I can
A skeleton walked up to Nico and handed him a pair of dice. Mark looked confused as Nico began to toss them around.
Nico:
Oh, the sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine
Everyone looked at Nico shocked. He smiled sheepishly and looked at us. "I won't really kill him…"
Mark:
Release me fast or I will have to
Kick your scrawny little ass
Nico:
Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Mr. Diangelo
And you ain't going nowhere
A ghost touched Marks head and he passed out.
"Well, looks like Nico won" said Chris. "Okay, now time for Connor to fight Percy."
We all looked around, but Connor was nowhere to be seen. We noticed a note on the floor where he had been standing. Annebeth picked it up and read it.
Hey everyone,
I decided that instead of fighting Percy, I want to live.
So, yeah, I give up.
-Connor
"Okay then, looks like it's time to vote someone off" said Chris.
Campfire
Chris held a plate with one marshmallow on it. "Campers, this is a marshmallow. There is one of it, and two of you. The camper that does not receive a marshmallow is going to go bye bye. And the only marshmallow goes to…..Connor."
Connor grinned and took the Marshmallow while Mark stomped off towards the dock. I grinned and noticed Clarisse doing the same as we headed back to our cabins.
Chris
"Well okay, that wasn't the most suspenseful ceremony ever, but Mark is gone. What will happen now that the most evil person is out of the game? Will Thalia and Annabeth get their clothes back? Will the author start taking less time to write chapters? Find out next time on Total Drama Demigods!"
Okay guys, I have decided not to cancel the story, however, I do have a condition. I want at least five new reviews for every new chapter I post. Deal?