Norrington: -climbs up rigging-
Elizabeth Swann: Only by 1 second.
Norrington: -collapses on deck- God, how did you get here so fricking fast?
OK, to the cabin...
Elizabeth Swann: I'm a good swimmer.
William Turner: I have special Willpowers
Elizabeth Swann: Let's go...
William Turner: Let's get it on! sings
Norrington: -follows Will-
Elizabeth Swann: -follows both men-
William Turner: come with me loves
Norrington: -.-
William Turner: voila - my cabin!
Norrington: So, we're in here, now what?
Elizabeth Swann: Well...
Norrington: do we have foreplay?
William Turner: what do you think?
Elizabeth?
Elizabeth Swann: I don't care.
William Turner: great!
Norrington: uhh...
William Turner: we're not to that part yet Norrie
but that is a delightful sound
Norrington: well i dont need foreplay... -points to pants- although it was attacked by a barracuda, i'm still here...
Elizabeth Swann: side note: ROFL.
William Turner: side note: bows
Norrington: SN: LMAO
side note: i wish i could hear that
William Turner: yeah me neither!
side note: god me too!
Elizabeth Swann: SN: HAHAH.
Norrington: side note: oh I already have. Episode One of Coupling
William Turner: SN: not fair!
Norrington: side note: and im serious here
Elizabeth Swann: SN: Jeez. :D
Norrington: SN: back to the story now i think
Elizabeth Swann: SN: That would be good.
Norrington: OK guys so... who sits where
Elizabeth Swann: You decide.
Norrington: like, Will, do you want in fron of Elizabeth?
or behind?
William Turner: I'd better sit on the bench
Elizabeth Swann: IN FRONT.
William Turner: yes
you don't get that lucky pal
Norrington: Ah. Okay...
Damn it.
Elizabeth Swann:)
Norrington: Fine, you two go ahead and screw each other recklessly, and I'll start donationg buckteloads to the sperm bank.
William Turner: sn: ROFL!
Norrington: That way, we're all happy.
Elizabeth Swann: SN: LOL!
Norrington: SN: thank you. :)
William Turner: oh come on James, don't be such a pessimist
Elizabeth Swann: Yeah.
Norrington: Well, if you get front, you get everything!
William Turner: we're all in this together sings
Elizabeth Swann: Behind is still good...
Norrington: i mean she has no arse, so what else?
-srugs-
William Turner: she does too!
sort of
sorry dear
Elizabeth Swann: Trust Will - he knows.
Norrington: -grins- keep telling yourself that darlin'
Elizabeth Swann: I do too!
Norrington: where's the bucket?
William Turner: and what a nice one it is too!
Norrington: oh, here it is.
Elizabeth Swann: Fine - what do you want then Norrie?
William Turner: Elizabeth, Norrie is hinting at something
Norrington: You guys can start screwing, I'll just watch, masturbate, and get generous to the sperm bank
Elizabeth Swann: See!
Norrington: -crosses amrs-
William Turner: I just don't know what I feel about you taking Elizabeth!
even though you've already done it
oh what the hell
Norrington: Well, start already! It's like I'm just watching a porn movie or something
Elizabeth Swann: Ah.
Norrington: so hurry up, I'm starting to droop...
William Turner: Ahhhhh!
Norrington: it's getting boring...
William Turner: Elizabeth what do you want to do?
Norrington: side note: I can't look at my poster anymore
William Turner: we're dying over here!
Norrington: side note: i feel verry perverted here.
Elizabeth Swann: I already said I didn't care!
William Turner: sn: it's ok
Norrington: START SCREWING ALREADY
Elizabeth Swann: SN: it's okay, me too.
I don't feel right about this...
William Turner: sn: we can do a censored
Elizabeth Swann: I meant about leaving Norrie out.
William Turner: oh!
Elizabeth Swann: LOL.
William Turner: haha
Norrington: oh it's OK darling; im used to it by myself
Elizabeth Swann: I don't want him to feel bad.
William Turner: thought you were wigging out there
Norrington: i mean, what do you think I do at home?
Elizabeth Swann: Nah.
William Turner: Elizabeth, I say that I share you
Elizabeth Swann: But, I still feel bad! i want you both to be happy!
Norrington: come on! This commodore's getting bored.
William Turner: just for tonight
and other nights possibly if this goes well
Elizabeth Swann: Yeah, Norrie - just for tonight.
William Turner: ;)
Norrington: Just let me watch you two, and i'll get donating, okay!?
Elizabeth Swann: ;)
Norrington: -aims at bucket-
William Turner: Just take her already!
sn: hahahaha
Elizabeth Swann: PICK!
William Turner: pick who?
Norrington: start screwing!
William Turner: You have to join us!
Elizabeth Swann: I thought you wanted a threesome?
Norrington: im TRYING to donate to those that wanna give birth
William Turner: oh stop it James
Norrington: well, yeah, but you guys are too busy with each other, so...'
William Turner: you know you want us
Elizabeth Swann: Yes you do.
Norrington: well, yeah, but...
Elizabeth Swann: Come on!
William Turner: grabs James
Norrington: UHH
Elizabeth Swann: -grabs the other side of him-
William Turner: let us show you what we can do for you
Norrington: -CENSORED-
Elizabeth Swann: yes
Norrington: uhh, god...
UH
William Turner: Right there, Elizabeth!
Norrington: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhh
oh yes
Elizabeth Swann: Right up there, Will!
Norrington: nuhhhhhhhhhhh
oh, oh, oooohh
William Turner: ahhhh!
Norrington: SN: i feel awkward.
Elizabeth Swann: Harder!
SN: VERY.
William Turner: sn: yeah
Norrington: sn: ooh well
ooooohhhhhh
uhg
William Turner: ahhhhhhhh
Norrington: WILL-
William Turner: JAAAAAAAAMES
Norrington: uhhhh
ELIZ- ELIZAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
UHHHHHHHH
William Turner: sn: rofl
Norrington: I MISSED THE BUCKET! DAMN...
Elizabeth Swann: JAMESSSSSSSSSS
William Turner: I can't hold back any longer!
Norrington: sn: oh, god, what did I just make James say?
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elizabeth Swann: Let it go, boys!
Norrington: oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
-falls back onto bed-
William Turner: ughhhhhhhhhhhh
Elizabeth Swann: -collapses-
William Turner: pant
that gasp was gasp
Elizabeth Swann: Amazing?
William Turner: fcuking amazing
Norrington: we missed the bucket, Will... three times...
oh, fcuk it all, LET'S GO AGAIN!
William Turner: maybe you did
OKAY!
Norrington: -CENSORED TO THE LAST DROP-
Elizabeth Swann: OKAY!
AHHHH!
William Turner: say my name, Elizabeth!
Norrington: sn: oh god, that sounded really, really perverted
UHHHHHHH
OH
Elizabeth Swann: WILLIAMMMMM!
William Turner: sn: yes it did
Norrington: OH, OH, OHHH, UHHHHH...
Elizabeth Swann: SN: very much
Norrington: OHHHHHHHhhhhhh
William Turner: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Yes!
Norrington: I MISSED THE BUCKET AGAIN
William Turner: dran