"Dib." Zim called, it was lunch time and Dib was caught completely off guard.
"What do you want Zim?" Dib mumbled, he wasn't in the mood to argue with the alien at the moment. He was too lost in his own world to care. "Look if you want the book you can have it."
"Dib we need to talk, or would you want rather Zim keeps this letter." Zim said holding up the piece of paper that had fallen out previously, that caught Dib's attention.
"When-"
"You recall how you previously tease Zim about said book, correct? Then come with me if you want it."
I feel it is my duty to explain what happened at the dance as the last president of the Paranormal Club. I suppose the best way would be to explain my position in the whole ordeal. Along time ago a universal competition was held. One of the Empires, Irk, had won and launched a second attack on a rebel group of Irkens who formed a small and stable empire. What was left of the empire made a pact requesting that if they stayed on one planet, they would be left alone. In return they promised to take in any defective or banished Irkens under their wing. They chose this planet, Earth, where reject Irkens had been secretly running to for years blending in with Earth's environment and thusly becoming one with the inhabitance like my dear friend Axis's parents. Every so often Irk would send an invader to check up on us without informing the rest of the populous while they search the galaxy for something that is right under their noses.
It was my job as the 'ruler' of the now dead empire, I myself am basically a human save for a few small strands of Irken DNA, to protect a serum with the power to create a destructive force out of a single life form. It is the most powerful combination of magic and alchemy there will ever be. It was my dream to reunite the Furon empire by gaining full control of the Earth, the heart of Furon. As the ruler I also had an ability to attract false positive attention to myself. It wasn't because of who I was, but a pheromone. Even though I didn't want to I would attract humans and at one specific point release a chemical that dulls the senses of perception and awareness. If I didn't more than half of the hybrid populous would be exposed by the time I was twenty-one. We already had issues with our animals, computers, and people being hunted down for science (humans referred to them with things like chupacabra, ghosts, fairies, etc.) The wave would affect most humans and other than myself and my decedents.
It had also been determined that afterwards I would instinctively use the last of the pheromone to attract a 'husband', I have no specific memories of the night after the wave was released. Zen had planned to use this against me and steal the abyss serum from me. Lucky I had chosen to go to the dance with someone else. He had tried to break in and attack me, but someone called the authorities and he is now locked up in a mental facility. Tane and Del went back to Irk I believe because the observation period had ended, Earth is still considered useless and will most likely be whipped from there star charts. Axis moved to a small town nearby, I have no idea where. It's going to be hard living without anyone who understands what's going on. Doc remembers even less, his one time rivals now merely names in a year book. Now I'm some weird girl who is now pregnant for no reason and I gladly accept that people are finally avoiding me. I never did like how people just happened to love without knowing who I was. I don't know who will end up reading this, but I must say that despite all of this I couldn't have asked for a happier life than the one that I live now.
-Amalthia Membrane
Dib stared long and hard at the paper than turned to Zim.
"Why do you care, why do you want me to know this? Shouldn't you be gloating about how amazing you are for finding this?"
"Because you know the one person that can tell me why my parents were killed."
"Your parents were Irken, why would anyone here know why they were killed."
"My parents were murdered on this planet and my mother isn't in any of the Irken records. Which means that something obviously went wrong for me to be on a separate planet as a smeet when my parents were killed.
"So you want to see if my dad knows what happened."
"Yes, Zim commands you to take me to your father unit and for you to ask him for me."
"Why do I have to ask?"
"Despite your father's brain being washed of all memory of this diary, he still holds animosity towards my father Axis Alcatraz."
"He was your-"
"Yes, yes. Gap latter! Now answers from your parental figure must ensue after school."