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Chapter 11: Suspicious

Kuukaku sighed as she stepped out of the shower and the trapped steam came pouring out behind her. She felt suddenly cold as her bare feet touched the tiles on the floor. The one armed women made sure her towel was securely around her before reaching out to grab her hairbrush. A loud crash from down stairs made her stop.

Kuukaku ran down the stairs in nothing but her towel and into the living room. Yoruichi and Soi Fong looked up at her shocked as Kuukaku came closer to them looking equally surprised. Both of the girls were covered in dirt and Soi Fong had a had a shovel in her hand while Yoruichi was covered in blood.

For once in her life Kuukaku seemed at a loss for words. A moment of silence passed before she said anything. "I don't even want to know. Just get up stairs and clean up before you ruin my carpet."

Yoruichi and Soi Fong both nodded and were about to head upstairs until they heard someone coming down. Kuukaku quickly shoved the two girls into the kitchen and closed the door. Whatever Yoruichi and Soi Fong were doing was clearly not good and Kuukaku would prefer it remained a secret for everyone else including Urahara.

As Urahara came down the stairs Kuukaku noticed a small stain of dirt on the floor. Deciding Urahara being who he was would probably notice it, Kuukaku quickly sat down on it.

Urahara rubbed his tired looking eyes as he came down the stairs. "What was that noise… and why are you sitting in front of the door in a towel?"

"um… well ya see, I realized after I got out of the shower that I left the door unlooked and so I came down here too lock it and I tripped." Kuukaku reached up and locked the door. "See, all better now."

Urahara looked unconvinced but nodded "Here let me help you up…" He offered his hand out.

"No! I mean uh… this towels kinda short and if I stand I'm afraid you might see more than you should. So I'll get up when you leave."

Urahara frowned "Sure… okay. Have Yoruichi and Soi Fong came back yet?"

"Uh, no. Yoruichi called and said that her and Soi Fong were spending the night at Soi Fong's apartment for some privacy."

"I didn't hear the phone ring."

"It was on my cell phone."

"But you were in the shower how did you hear it when your cell phones in the kitchen charging?"

"She called earlier!"

"Then why did you tell me that you didn't know where they were?"

Kuukaku looked like she was going to reach up and kill him. "I forgot."

"And you just suddenly remembered after screaming about them being late?"

"Yes!" Why couldn't he just shut up and go away?

"Alright well why did Soi Fong suddenly decide it was okay for Yoruichi and her to stay the night some where alone when she was so reluctant to do so before?"

"How should I know?! Soi is a strange kid, she's not supposed to make sense!"

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Soi Fong glared at the door while Yoruichi tried not to laugh . She wasn't strange… right?

"Damn it Urahara stop questioning me and go back to bed!!" Kuukaku shouted loudly and Yoruichi looked like she was about to die from trying to contain her laughter as she and Soi Fong listened at the door.

As they listened for Urahara's foot steps to go back up the stairs Yoruichi opened the door. Kuukaku was on them in an instant "Get ur asses upstairs and take a shower then go straight to bed and don't leave your room until I come and get you tomorrow. We are going to have a serious talk about whatever the hell you to have done!" Kuukaku whispered in a cold and commanding voice.

Neither of the girls dared to argue with her and quickly ran upstairs as quietly as they could. Soi Fong was about to let Yoruichi go into the bathroom first and take her shower but Kuukaku stopped them. "No, just take on together and get it over with quickly. I want you two out of their and in your room as soon as possible. I don't want anyone to notice you guys in the shower."

Soi Fong looked like she was going to faint "B-but I can't take a shower with her!"

"Why not?" Yoruichi asked.

"Because I.." Soi Fong's face was quickly turning a dark shade of red.

Kuukaku glared "In. Now." She pointed towards the bathroom door.

Soi Fong looked like she was going to cry or faint… or both as she rushed into the bathroom with Yoruichi close behind her.

Soi Fong's face turned even redder as Yoruichi started stripping. "Aren't you gonna get undressed?" She asked Soi Fong as she flung her shirt off.

Soi Fong shock her head quickly as she tried not to watch Yoruichi start to take off her bra. "You can take one first…"

"But Kuukaku said--"

Yoruichi never finished her sentence as Soi Fong glared at her. "Relax I was kidding!" Yoruichi said even though she wasn't. She really wanted Soi Fong to take a shower with her but she wasn't going to press it. Soi Fong had enough tonight and Yoruichi didn't want to stress her out even more.

Soi Fong turned around and pretended to be interested in the state of the rug at her feet as Yoruichi's bra was the next item to be thrown on her pile of dirty, bloody, smelly, clothes. Soi Fong didn't think her face could turn any redder but was proven wrong as Yoruichi removed her pants leaving her in nothing but her black underwear. Her face turned yet another shade of red as she found herself wishing it had been a thong.

Yoruichi smirked as Soi Fong's face got redder every time a new layer of her clothes were removed. As she hooked her thumbs under the edges of her underwear and began to pull down Soi Fong's face had turned a dark shade of maroon. Yoruichi laughed a little as her underwear hit the floor and she bent over to turn on the shower. She didn't know why Soi Fong seemed so embarrassed. She had seen Yoruichi naked before. Then again Yoruichi was a lot less developed then. "Hey Soi, remember that time you walked in on me in my room while I was getting dressed," Soi Fong looked horrified by the memory, "and you damn near fainted?"

Soi Fong mumbled something in response which Yoruichi assumed was either something rude or her apologizing for the millionth time for it. Yoruichi smirked and ignored Soi Fong's response as she climbed into the shower.

It wasn't long before seem had once again cover Kuukaku's new mirror and the small window. It made Soi Fong feel relaxed as she sat against the wall will Yoruichi tried to scrub the dried blood from under her fingernails. She felt tired and soon fell asleep. She woke up with Yoruichi tits in her face. Her face instantly turned red again. "Y-y-yoruichi??"

Yoruichi grinned "It's your turn to get in the shower sleepy."

Soi Fong couldn't stop blushing as she felt Yoruichi's eyes on her why she undressed. She covered her small breasts as she quickly hopped in the shower. Yoruichi felt slightly disappointed but she hadn't really expected Soi Fong to take her time undressing like she had.

Soi Fong gave a yelp as cold water rushed down her back. "Yoruichi you used all the hot water!!"

Yoruichi giggled hysterically "I'm sorry!!"

"Screw you Yoruichi!" she shouted as she tried to hurry and scrub the dirt off of her so she could get out as soon as possible.

Yoruichi continued to laugh as she heard Soi Fong scurrying around in the cold water.

Both girls froze as a knock came at the bathroom door. Yoruichi stared at the door and Soi Fong stepped away from the cold water. Urahara's voice came from behind the door. "Yoruichi, Soi Fong, are you in there?"

Yoruichi thought about ignoring him but she figured it would be useless to pretend they weren't in there. "Yeah."

"I thought you two were staying at Soi's apartment tonight."

"um, it was too cold because the heater is broke so we came back."

"Oh, okay… So why are you guys in there together?"

"We're having sex."

"Yoruichi!!" Soi Fong shouted in a horrified voice.

Yoruichi giggled "We just wanted to keep each other company while in the shower."

"Alrighty then…I'll leave you two to that then…" Urahara said as he backed away from the door and headed for his room. There was defiantly something going on here and he was going to figure it out.