Sonic's Insane Life-By InuSonishaUnlimited

Disclaimer: I don't own SEGA or their characters. Also, there are some characters that are not mine in this story, some of which came from DeviantART or otherwise. I will point out these characters and their creators, so that they recieve their credit. Either way...that's done.

Summary: Basically put, this story is all about insane, crazy adventures that Sonic and his friends go through in his life. Lots of craziness ensues here, so here's the lowdown: This is M-rated, so kiddies should stay away. There is Strong Language, Strong Violence, Nudity, Sex and Absolue Insanity. Flames will be punished with a harsh message from me, so think twice about doing it. I take suggestions for characters to show up or scenarios, but otherwise, have fun and hope you enjoy!

News Update- Amy's gonna go a little crazy here, so there's the news...though that being news is disputable...

Sonic: Think people will read it?

InuSonishaUnlimited: Yeah, since there are people who can handle it.

Anth: And those who can't are outta luck.

Weresheep: I guess so...so, who's gonna get it?

InuSonishaUnlimited: I refuse to say.

Sonic: You're a safe of hidden info...

InuSonishaUnlimited: Shhh...don't speak...just go "places finger to Sonic's lips".

Insane Day 11: She's Lost It, Totally Freaking Lost It

Sonic ends up sleeping well this time, with no early-morning talks or attacks. He heads downstairs and eats breakfast with everyone; F. Tails, M. Tails, Shadow, Silver, Natasha, Zeta and Blaze. After breakfast, he heads out the door, keeping in mind the rendezvous point that was planned with M. Tails, Shadow, Silver and Knuckles. After a light morning dash through the Mystic Ruins and a few fan meetings, the afternoon sun told him that he should head to the point early. No, really...the sun spoke to him. "Head to the point now, Sonic. Meet your friends there!" the sun says with a determined face. "Uh...okay. Hey, you okay?" Sonic asks. "Yeah...just a little more breaking of the ozone layer and, oh baby, you're all gonna fry!" it tells him, making the hedgehog dash before he got caught up in a conversation about global warming.

Back at the house, Natasha, Zeta and F. Tails are busy with an relaxing program on the television entitiled, "Relieving Oneself with Sarah Greeneye". Sarah Greeneye, like many women who host exercising shows, is energetic and bodily fit. She's a yellow cat with green eyes and a sleeveless, light-blue top with tight, light-blue shorts. She's joined with four other random exercising women as she shows people what they can't readily do without feeling pain. The girls are following her every move, with long and slow stretches and bends, somewhat putting a show on for Shadow, Silver and Tails, who are sitting on the couch and waiting for the time to go. "Come on, guys. Join us in this exercise." Natasha says. "Yeah, it'd be good for you. You guys are always stressed out." F. Tails says. "It's very enjoyable." Zeta comments. "What do you think, guys?" M. Tails asks. "Sure, why not." Shadow says unenthusiastically. "Okay then..." Silver says, getting up as well.

Halfway through, they're all feeling the burn as the exercises get more involved. Suddenly, the door opens and Knuckles walks in with his shades on. "Hey, guys and gals! Lovely day out...huh?" he says, looking at everyone on the floor, stretching. "Welcome, Knuckles. Want to join us?" Natasha asks him. "Umm...you guys in on this too?" Knuckles asks the guys, who nod positively. "Okay then...well...this will haunt me if anyone sees me, but...sure." he says, getting down and going with the flow. Meanwhile, Sonic walks to the rendezvous point, but comes across Amy, who smiles when she sees him. "Hey, Amy. Great day, huh? Hey, you look...normal!" Sonic says, noticing that Amy no longer had huge boobs or revealing clothing. "Yes, and it actually feels good for me." she tells him. "I'm glad. I was just waiting for the guys to show up, since we kinda planned to have a man's day out today...OOOF!!" Sonic says, turning away from Amy as he explained until she knocks him over the head with her hammer...very hard.

He falls unconsciously against her, a sadistic giggling coming from Amy as she holds his body. "Now, Sonic...now, I want you to feel what I feel..." she says, somehow carrying his body back to her apartment, where she lays him down on her bed as she goes in a wardobe closet to change. Back at the Mystic Ruins, the guys are laying on the floor, tired as all hell. "Oh man...what an exercise routine..." M. Tails says. "That woman was trying to kill us..." Shadow says. "No doubt...man, I'm tired..." Silver says. "I hope I look ten times sexier after that..." Knuckles says, the others staring at him before they get up. "Come on, we gotta meet up with Sonic." M. Tails says, the others following him to the Train Station and to the rendezvous point. When they get there, they see no blue hedgehog. "That's weird...where is he?" Shadow asks. "Hmm...this is very strange...he'd call if he was going somewhere else..." Silver says. "Meaning only one thing...Sonic is missing. The game is afoot!" Knuckles says, instantly sporting the Sherlock Holmes look. "Oh dear..." M. Tails says.

Back in the Mystic Ruins, Rouge has entered the house to talk with the girls. "Hey, everyone. You all look sweaty." she says, recieving smiles from all of them. "Just finished a routine on the exercising channel." Natasha says, drinking a glass of water. "Yeah, a de-stresser. It was fun." F. Tails says. "Even the guys joined us, except for Sonic." Zeta says. "Not Sonic? He wasn't here?" Rouge asks. "Yeah, he went out. Not too sure where, though." Natasha says. "But, since the guys are all out...let's have a Girl's Day In!" F. Tails suggests. "Sounds fun to me." Zeta says. "Pedicures and plenty of watching our favorite shows! Awesome!" Rouge says, sitting with the girls on the couch as they watched their favorite shows. It would prove to be their finest hour today, no guys at all and plenty of time to enjoy it.

Meanwhile, Sonic wakes up from his sudden comatose state, looking around him. It took one look at the red and pink coloring of the room, as well as the fragrance of roses, to know exactly where he was. "This...this is Amy's room. Why am I here...what the...?" Sonic asks himself, trying to move his arms and legs. He finds out that his arms are tied to the bedposts, as well as his legs. "The hell is this...? Man, she must be upset with me or something..." Sonic says, completely not worried for his fate. The reason is that he figures that Amy is a reasonable person and that she wouldn't do anything crazy. He underestimates Amy, since it was she that knocked him out and brought him here, as well as made sure that he couldn't leave.

When the wardrobe door opens, Sonic looks to see Amy walking towards him with an angelic smile, yet she was far from angelic at the moment. She holds over her shoulder her Piko Piko Hammer and she is currently wearing a tight, latex, bright-pink outfit with white sleeves, white lines around the hips and white boots connected to the outfit. A long zipper goes from her chest down to her low region, capable of exposing her chest without the whole top of the outfit needing to be opened. On the shoulders are black triangle designs and finally, it has a white, tall collar of sorts. "Welcome, Sonic. Glad to see you." Amy says, looking at him with the same smile.

"Amy...why did you tie me down like this?" Sonic asks her. "To make sure you wouldn't leave, Sonic. I don't want you to leave me..." she says, somewhat scaring Sonic a bit. "Well, you see...I had this planned Man's Day Out today and...the guys might be waiting..." he says as Amy gets closer to him, sitting next to his head as she lightly caresses his cheek. "Let them wait...It's just you and me, Sonic...You..and..Me..." she says, now completely freaking Sonic out. "A...Amy..." he says, but she stops him with her finger. "Shh...let me speak..." she tells him. Sonic simply nods as she gets up, looking at him again as she gets started. "Sonic...I've told you before how much I love you...I love your attitude against injustice, that smirk you always show, your abosolute confidence in overwhelming odds...the way your skin feels..." she says, her hand gliding across his face. "A...A..Amy..." Sonic says, blushing a bit. "...The scent your quills give when you run by..." she says, breathing in Sonic's sacred shampoo, which he never reveals.

"The softness of your hands when you hold me...I love it all so much..." she says, laying her cheek on his hand. "Amy...I..." Sonic tries to say something, but she stops him again. "Which was why I got the breast enlargement...and changed my appearance...to become what you wanted..." she says. Sonic stares in silence, taking in every word she says. Each word hits him like a rock to his heart as he realizes that her behavior was really his fault. "But then...then you told me that you loved who I was before I changed myself...so I decided to bring back my old self..." she says, Sonic never looking away from her. "But now...I'm hurting...I'm hurting, Sonic..." she says, never removing that smile, which is what scares Sonic the most. "Amy, I'm so sorry...I never..." he starts but can't finish since she stops him again with her finger. "I'm hurting...because I can't understand why...why you can't love me...why you can't understand what I'm feeling..." she says to him. "I do understand, Amy...really, I do!" Sonic says.

"So I...I decided...I decided on only one choice..." she tells him. "Amy...what is that choice...?" Sonic asks. "Sonic...you're going to love me...you're going to understand what I feel...right here...right now..." she says, Sonic getting the full message right there, his heart nearly stopping. "Amy...this is...this is unreasonable..." he says, realizing that he underestimated her. "Sonic...my heart hurts...would you say that your constant ignorance of me...isn't that unreasonable?" she asks him, making him look to her. "Amy...I never meant anything by it..." he tells her, but she slams the hammer on the bed, almost hitting his head. "Then why won't you love me!?" she yells, scaring Sonic. "A...A...Amy...she's lost it...and it's all my fault...but this is crazy..." Sonic thinks to himself. "You can't even answer me, can you...?" she asks. "Amy, please listen to me...it doesn't have to go like this...we can go out...have some fun...do it the right way..." Sonic says. "Sonic...would you really do that...instead of using that as an excuse for me to let you go?" she asks. "Of course, Amy...I never meant to hurt you...but I guess I did...and I deserve what you're going to do to me...but is it really what you want..?" he asks her. "Yes...yes it is..."

Back in Station Square, M. Tails, Shadow, Silver and Knuckles are searching for Sonic. "Hmm...guys, look here!" Knuckles says, looking at something on the ground. "What is it, Knuclock Holmes?" Shadow asks jokingly, Knuckles rolling his eyes at the comment. "It's a boot print on the sidewalk, right near a pair of shoe prints. Do you realize what this means?" he asks. "No, please tell us." M. Tails says. "It means that Sonic was here, but he was captured...by someone...with boots!" Knuckles says, blowing bubbles from a pipe. "Uh...no shit, Knuckles. So who did it?" Silver asks. "It's simple, ass. Who do we know that would seek to kidnap Sonic, in broad daylight, and with no reservations regarding the issue?" Knuckles says. "Hmm...Eggman?" M. Tails asks. "Exactly. He might have used some boots to throw me off the trail, yet he didn't succeed! Come, we seek Eggman!" Knuckles says, running off with Silver and Shadow. M. Tails looks near the boot print and sees a strand of pink hair, making Knuckles' discovery a little strange. "Uh...guys?" M. Tails says, dashing to catch up.

Right about now, Amy positions herself on Sonic's stomach, looking at the hedgehog, who looked like he was about to crack. She reaches back and starts squeezing his emerged rod, making Sonic squirm a bit. "Damn it...she's really, really serious..." he thinks she starts to squeeze harder. "It's getting hard...but not fast enough." she says to him, making Sonic cock an eyebrow. "Well, it's not supposed to be rushed...wait, what are you doing?" Sonic asks her. She moves back a bit, actually sitting on his penis, but not on the point. It ends up in between her ass as she moves a bit, obviously affecting Sonic. "She's torturing me...!" Sonic thinks as Amy keeps up until she decides to stop. "Now I'll torture you in a different way...I'll make you want me." she says, still sitting on him. Her next move is simply rubbing her hands all over her body suggestively, enjoying watching as Sonic struggles against the ropes. "Can't...break...free...must...break...free..." Sonic says, trying to get at her.

"Yes...you want me, don't you? You want me, Sonic...?" she says, now rubbing all over her lower region, making Sonic sweat. "She's really torturing me here...remind me never to piss her off again...I can't take this..." he says, still in pain from Amy sitting on his hardened penis. When she produces her Piko Piko hammer, he gets a little nervous. "Now, Sonic...I want you to feel something..." she says, getting up from his body and positioning the handle of the hammer underneath Sonic. "Amy...what are you doing now?!" he asks, clearly afraid of what she was about to do. "I want you to feel as hurt as I do!" she says, pushing that handle right up Sonic's ass. "GAHH!!...Geez..." he says as he recovers from her initial strike. Amy starts twisting it, but it doesn't hurt Sonic as much as the intial strike. "Oh man...this is very different..." Sonic says, feeling the hammer inside him.

Back at the house, Natasha was in the kitchen when F. Tails walks in. "Hey, Natasha! Need any help with the brownies?" she asks her. "Nope, they're coming along fine! Thank you, though. Did you notice that the guys have been out for a while now?" Natasha asks. "Yeah, probably having a Man's Day Out or something." F. Tails says, sitting down. "Well, the snacks are done. Let's get ready for the movie!" Natasha says, walking with F. Tails back into the living room. In Station Square, Knuckles has just found another clue. "Hmm...a video camera is attached to this streetlamp. Perhaps this can tell us what happened." Knuckles says. M. Tails slaps his head as the red echidna grabs the camera and looks at the screen. On the screen, they just see a blue blur pass by, nothing else. "SHIT! I thought I was on a major breakthrough..." Knuckles says, blowing more bubbles from his pipe. "GUYS! WILL YOU LISTEN!?" M. Tails finally snaps, yelling at the team.

"Geez, we are now! What?" Knuckles says, poking with his unseen ear. "I know who did it, that's what. The one who kidnapped Sonic." he says. "Okay then. Who did it, so we can stop following this fucking clown?" Shadow says, making Knuckles glare at him. "It was...Amy!" M. Tails says. "What?! That's impossible! What proof do you have?" Knuckles asks. "Well, the boot print, for one. The other is this." he says, showing them the pink hair. "Wait, wait, wait...so we spent two hours looking around with the self-proclaimed "best detective" in Station Square, and you missed that!?" Silver asks Knuckles. "Hmm...boys, I believe it is obvious. She has already killed him." Knuckles says. "Killed him? Please, I know Amy better than that. Sure, she can get pretty pissed off, but I don't think she'd kill him. "Well, mystery solved, thanks to the great Knuckles! Let's go home." Knuckles says, walking off. The two hedgehogs and fox shook their heads in pity, realizing that his actions weren't the result of drug overdose.

Sonic clenches his teeth as Amy pulls out her hammer from his blue ass. He pants slightly after she gets it out, Amy simply laughing about this. Probably the first time she's ever tortured anyone and she was enjoying every minute of it. Sonic lays back down, desperately trying to free himself and almost like a puppy, pants with his tongue out, as if waiting for Amy to respond. "Don't worry, I'll be right back. Just sit tight, Sonic!" she says, walking off and leaving the pathetic hedgehog. "Man, that's hot...real hot...hmm? That's convenient..." Sonic says, smirking as he finally comes up with an idea following an excellent turn of luck...

-Poor, poor Sonic, but he did seem like he enjoyed it! Or at least he'll enjoy the next chapter, I believe, with the tables turning and a new something-something coming on!

InuSonishaUnlimited: There ya go, Sonic. Torture, huh? How'd it feel?

Sonic: You know goddamn well how it felt! You typed it, ow! "rubs ass"

InuSonishaUnlimited: You must suffer for your celebrity status, my friend.

Sonic: But a hammer in my ass?! What did I do to deserve that!?

M. Tails: You forget who you're dealing with.

F. Tails: Yeah, this guy is wacko.

Knuckles: I deduce that this man obviously wanted to give Sonic one hell of a day.

Shadow: You can cut the crap, Knuckles. You ain't no detective.

Silver: If you are, you suck as a detective.

Rouge: Poor Sonic, want us to heal you? "pulls out rubber gloves"

F. Tails: Yeah, I'll help!

Natasha: Same here!

Zeta: Same here!

Amy: I'll help, too.

Sonic: Dear God, what have I done to deserve this? Please tell me soon... "letter falls on head stating, too many girlfriends" ...Thank you, lord.

InuSonishaUnlimited: Oh dear...anyway, only a few seconds of commentary before cameras go back to Rent-A-Lot.

Weresheep: Just came back from police station, sorry.

InuSonishaUnlimited: Police station? What the hell were you doing there?

Weresheep: Anth was locked up for a "boob-touch spree" of attacks...six women have already reported him...

InuSonishaUnlimited: Fuck, did he get out?

Weresheep: Yeah, only because there wasn't a zombie prison, plus it's pointless to lock someone up that can live forever.

InuSonishaUnlimited: All righty then! With that said, we'll talk in the next one!

Sonic: WAAHHH!!!

InuSonishaUnlimited: You'll thank me, I just know it.