Yay! I'm posting so much!...That sounds REEEAAALLY stupid.

(One month later)

I laid my purse down on the counter. "Brother, I'm home!"

Jake walked into the living room and looked in the kitchen and on the floor. "I thought you went to the store."

"I did. The groceries are in the back seat of your car. I got the things I bought for myself out already; if you get the others out, I'll put 'em away."

He slouched. "Okay." He left and came back with an armful of groceries in each hand. "That's the last of it."

"Boss." I put them away quickly and recycled the plastic bags. I sat on the couch and pulled out my phone. I logged onto twitter, excited to see the "Rapid-Fire Twitter War" had started.

DanniDevills: Taylor Swift is the most awesomest person ever. #RapidFire

TheSuperSherman: dannidevills Toby disagrees.

DelaneyDelaney: thesupersherman dannidevills hell yes! Go dad!

SmoshIan: I still think thesupersherman and dannidevills are dating. #DanniSherman

TheSuperSherman: hey smoshian, where's your "intern"? I heard she was chestnutscus!

SmoshIan: shut the hell up, thesupersherman! Shes only my intern!

DanniDevills: its true! She told me you two are dating, smoshian!

TheSuperSherman: smoshian HA!

SmoshIan: dannidevills thesupersherman it is NOT true! I wish...

I laughed and clicked 'reply'.

Chestnutscus: im here :)

SmoshIan: chestnutscus PLEASE tell them you are JUST my intern?

DanniDevills: yeah, chestnutscus, tell him.

TheSuperSherman: delaneydelaney Shut up! I wanna hear this.

DelaneyDelaney: thesupersherman no thanks ;p

Chestnutscus: smoshian and i are dating, thesupersherman dannidevills and delaneydelaney

DelaneyDelaney: No fucking way! Told you, thesupersherman!

SmoshIan: I'm blushing now, chestnutscus thanks.

Chestnutscus: no prob smoshian! :) do you wanna come over?

SmoshIan: chestnutscus Hell yeah!

DanniDevills: chestnutscus smoshian and do what?

DelaneyDelaney: dannidevills probably each other

TheSuperSherman: gross, delaneydelaney!

Chestnutscus: yeah, i agree with thesupersherman. i just wanna talk to smoshian! gah

TheSuperSherman: Careful, smoshian, talking is bad!

DelaneyDelaney: thesupersherman chill, they're probably not even gonna talk. I'm sure by talk, she means she wants to "talk"

Chestnutscus: shut the fuck up delaneydelaney!

DanniDevills: Okay guys, no swearing! Anyways, the #RapidFire twitter war is over! I'll post the winner in 2 hours! Thanks for joining!

I locked my phone and walked in my room to get in my pajamas. I put my pants on first and my shirt was off when my brother walked in. I shrieked, then relaxed.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"Putting on my PJs. I'm tired." I took a shirt out of my PJ drawer.

"Well, I'm going to Flo-Rida for a few weeks."

"Why?"

"I wanna go to Disney World again, that's why!" He smirked at me.

"Why can't I go?" I pouted my lips and made my eyes big.

"I'm bringing an ex-girlfriend of mine. We were texting and decided we should go together."

"Fine. But get a haircut first." I moved a long, straight black strand out of his eyes.

He laughed. "Okay. Have fun with Ian!"

"Gross! You know I'm a virgin!..." As far as he knew...Oh wait... "Well I'm a virgin now!"

He narrowed his eyes at me. "That's not what I mean." He straightened up and smiled. "I'm having him babysit you!"

I got confused. "Babysit? Wha'd'you mean, babysit?"

"Is there another meaning? I'm having him watch you while I'm gone! Have fun!" He hugged my motionless body and left.

"I'm not having him babysit me." I slipped my shirt over my head and turned around to walk into the kitchen.

In the hallway, a kitten walked over my feet. It was a fluffy calico kitty; I'd always wanted one.

"Who is this cute little fella?" I exclaimed in my kitty/baby voice. I bent down to pick it up and cradled it on my way to the kitchen.

"That's your new cat," Ian said from the couch, smiling at me.

I jumped at his voice; I hadn't been expecting it, but I smiled back. "Thank you. I always wanted a little kitty!" I kissed its head, then turned back to Ian. "How'd you know?"

"Your brother told me." I nodded. "I got everything for him. A bowl, a collar, a carrier...I even got you food and litter and stuff."

"It's a boy?"

"Yep! I like blue. Blue is a boy color, so everything is blue."

"Nice. What should I name him?" I stroked my 'manly' kitty's neck.

"Hm...Ganondorf."

I raised my eyebrows and my mouth popped open. "HELL YES!"

He smiled at me. "I have to say, Ganondorf doesn't look like a soulless ginger...If you ask me, he looks kinda sexy!" Ian winked.

"Like me?" I popped my hip up and down a few times while running my tongue over my top lip.

He thought for a moment then blushed. "Yeah..."

I smiled and sat in his lap. "Thanks! You too!" I kissed his nose.

"Thank you," he said, his voice strained. "Now get off me! You weigh a thousand pounds!"

I made a puppy face, but stood up. "You're so nice to me." I strode to kitchen and sat the cat on the floor. "Did you get a kitty bottle and formula?" I opened and shut everything, searching.

"They have those?" He leaned against the counter.

I closed fridge and looked at him. "Is that a no?"

"No, I did not get Ganondorf that stuff."

"Well, I'll put his collar on and we can go to the pet store." I started digging in the bags until I found it.

Ian stopped me as I was about to wrap the collar around Ganon's little neck. He took the strip of fabric from me and did it his self.

"For real?" I asked him, looking at him like he was dumb.

"Yes." He placed my kitty in my arms. "Let's go."

We went, got our stuff, and came home. I took Ganondorf's collar off and fed him before placing him in his kitty bed for everyone to sleep.

The next chapter I post won't be in this story. As you know, I'm writing a new one and I'm posting it very, very soon. Love ya, EpicEmma! OH! That's where Danni, Delaney, and William came from! :)