April 29
Dear Spider-Man,
I hate you. Not really but I am so pissed off at you right now. If I saw you right now I would probably rip your arms of and beat you with them. I can't believe you were making out with some blonde bimbo. I hope she gets hit by a car, falls from a bridge, gets eaten by sharks, or something like that. Okay, I seriously don't want any of that to happen but still I'm really angry and jealous. I'm mad that she was so pretty and seemed to have this perfect connection with you. I guess I'm happy for you.
Your disgruntled # 1 fan,
Kitty Pryde