Akatsuki Randomness

DISCLAIMER: I usually don't put up disclaimers, but I just feel like it, so shut up and enjoy. By the way: I NO OWNEY AKATSUKI, NARUTO & COMPANY, OR ANY OTHER BRAND NAMED ITEM IN THIS STORY...

Like I said, shut up and enjoy the oocness.

Uhh.. Jsyk you guys, this doesnt really contain a lemon unless killah gives you the url. Im only 13. i dont write lemons. I could, but i dont, i've read them but im NEVER going to write ANY sort. Yaoi, Uri, whatever, OR JUST STRAIT UP FUCKING INAMINMATE IEMS...cough-cough-ZETSU-cough-cough! Just warning ya! K3 Chrystal ~~~

Chapter 11-Lemony Goodness.

"Why the fuck do I smell Lemons?" Teira said, sitting up, and disturbing Hidan, Who had his arm wrapped around Teira's waist.

"Why the fuck do i taste lemons?"Hidan said, grabbing his tounge. "Eim ellotic to lemahs!"

"MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!" Kakuzu yelled, with dollar signs in his eyes.

"KAKUZU!" Hidan yelled, Jumping up.

"NEVER DO THAT AGAIN." Teira said, punching her lover in the crotch. Especially when you're naked."

"AHH! My NUTS!"

"Seriously, Kakuzu's getting away. And put some pants on."

"NO!"

"I WILL EAT YOUR FACE IF YOU DO NOT PUT SOME GODDAMN PANTS ON!"

"FINE!"

"Those pants are mine." Teira said, pointing to the Skinny Jeans Hidan had in his hand.

"Shit. You said to put some pants on." Hidan dropped the pants and snatched up another pair.

"Still mine."

"OH MY JASHIN! DO YOU HAVE TO BITCH?"

"Hells Yeah!"

She tossed a pair of cargo shorts to Hidan, and Hidan slipped them on, then immediately ran out the door.

~Kakuzu & Kisame~

"You owe me 500 dollars."

"DUDE! You said, 20 bucks!" Kisame yelled.

"I'm Kakuzu, You cant trust me."

Kisame pulled out a hundred dollar bill and threw it.

"FETCH!"

"YAY!" Kakuzu yelled, kissing the money.

"I'll take that." Hidan said, snatching the money away.

"Bitch! Gimme that!"

"Hell NO!"

Kakuzu tackled Hidan and Hidan ended up kicking Kakuzu's ass.

Then hidan went to the kitchen and Made two sandwiches.

"Kisame! Want a sandwich?"

Hidan had asked ate the right moment, for Kisame stomache had growled loud enough to make someone go deaf.

"Yeah." Kisame practically shoved the sand wich down his throat and Hidan looked smug.

"What? What was in that sandwich?"

"Nothing.."

" tell me or get smacked."

"Fine fine, It was Shark and caviar."

"UGHH! I WILL KILL YOU!"

"MOOHAHAH!"

"Did he just moo?"Teira asked.

"I think." Rya said.

Everybody was sitting at the pool watching Kisame chase Hidan.

"Nice."

"Pass the popcorn."

"Fine."

"Will you hand me the bucket of cauliflower?"

Ame asked, and when it was passed to her, she shoved a handful into Zetsu mouth, Who in turn, turned aroung and spit it out, Muttering, "I'm Sorry, Cousin!"

"What a week." Itachi said, While Kakuzu complained about how much he was sueing Hidan for.