A/N: Here is you next chapter! I forgot to explain why I hadn't been updating, the reason is because I have a laptop and my wireless connection sucks, but I finally got it working!! Anyways, onto the next chapter!

Mating Season!

"Uhh..."

"Cover Shippo's eyes!" Sango shouted to the monk, and he did it without hesitation.

"Hey wait!! Why are they taking eachothers cloths off?!" he asked as Miroku covered his eyes.

"You will learn that when your older!" he replied, and then looked back at the two love birds making out by a tree. "InuYasha, is this what you would teach your children?!"

"Maybe.." the half-demon said when taking a small break from kissing Kagome, then they went right back into kissing eachother.

"InuYasha! Kagome!! Snap out of it!!!" the demon slayer yelled, and watched InuYasha and Kagome pull away a bit.

"Why?" InuYasha asked, and when Kagome said they should stop now, he sighed and stood, helping her up as well. The half-demon had a bare chest, and the school girl was standing there in her bra and skirt. She rushed around looking for her top, not liking the staring eyes of Miroku.

"Sango, take Shippo, I would like to speek with InuYasha." the monk said, and Sango took Shippo, though they probably didn't need to cover his eyes, she did just incase. "InuYasha, follow me."

The half-breed just stood there and gave him a dirty look. He didn't seem too happy about his time with Kagome ruined. Miroku looked at him, then walked over and pulled him by the ear. When he finally got InuYasha and himself out of hearing range to the girls, he gave him a serious look.

"Did you do anything?" he asked. InuYasha gave him a strange look, then caught on.

"No, and how is this any of your buisness?" he replied, and the monk laughed.

"So, how good of a kisser is she?" he questioned, making the half-demon growl. "Okay, okay! If me and Sango hadn't inturrupted, you would have gone too far."

"Hey, I was going to stop soon anyways!" InuYasha shouted. Miroku gave him a look that said 'Yeah right!', and he went red. "Well, at least I thought I would."

"You wouldn't stop that as much as I wouldn't."

With Kagome and Sango...

"Shh!"

"Okay!" Kagome whispered. The two girls we're near the guys, eaves dropping on their conversation.

"Don't compare me to you!" InuYasha warned, and the monk laughed.

"Don't be shy! You know you liked it! That's why you wouldn't stop and gave me that dirty look!" Miroku said, making a point. "And besides, you and everyone else knows you love the girl. We all know she loves you too. Both of you we're the only ones who didn't know of eachothers feelings. But now, your relationship with eachother has went up another level."

"Would you stop going into my buisness!?" he growled. Miroku ignored him and continued.

"If only Sango would come onto me instead of me trying to get to her. Every time I try, it seems as if I'm some pervert and get a slap or a bonk on the head." the monk sighed.

"Well, maybe if you tried a diferent way. Most of the time, girls hate it when you touch them." InuYasha informed, and Miroku listened carefully. "Next time, don't touch her in any place that makes her feel uncomfortable, and if you do you will end up like you always do."

"Hey, you have good advice skills! I never knew you were so smart!" Miroku laughed, makng InuYasha hit him upside the head. "I guess, if you almost did it with Kagome, your right."

"Whatever, I'm going back now. I've had enough of this conversation." he said as he stood. He started to walk, then heard a rustling in the bushes. "Hmm..."

"Hurry Kagome, hes coming!!" Sango whispered as she tried to get the school girl to go faster.

"I am!!" Kagome replied, then stopped in her tracks, causing Sango to bump into her.

"Why did yo-" the demon slayer started, the looked up to see InuYasha standing infront of them. "Oh...ummm..hi InuYasha!"

"Hello, eaves droppers." he greeted, and they started giggling nervously. "Did ya think I wouldn't catch you?"

"Let them be, InuYasha. They we're just curious." Miroku said, then gave a dissapointed look. "And here I thought you we're above all this. And your even so careless to bring Shippo along."

"What?" Sango gasped, then looked over to see a certain small fox demon sneeking away. "Shippo! I thought I told you to stay back at camp!"

"Sorry Sango!! I didn't want to stay there, it was too scary!!" he screeched. She sighed, and InuYasha crossed his arms.

"Why did you make a poor child stay back at a dark, creepy camp all alone?" the monk asked, getting a look of anger from the demon slayer. Both her and Kagome stood, she grabbed Shippo, and they went back to camp. Miroku watched as the two ladys left, one enraged, and one just plain out of it. "InuYasha!!! She heard!!! All my plans are ruined!!!"

"No they're not, moran. All you have to do is cut the perverted act and your half way done." InuYasha informed.

"Easy for you to say!"

"After you do that, you have to be as kind as possible." the half-breed continued.

"How do you know so much about woman, anyways? Are you secretly a woman yourself!?!" the monk gasped, earning himself a hit over the head. "I guess that's a no."

"Obviously, idiot." InuYasha growled, then started walking back to camp, Miroku following not long after him. InuYasha looked up to the sky in thought. 'This has been one hell of a day...'

A/N: Yes it has been, InuPoopy! XD Anyhow, Shippo has been learning some bad things from the gang, that's for sure! I wonder what will happen next... R&R&E:D