Bouked
I was contacted by a group led by Dumbledore, the order of the phoenix. We had gotten a new DATDA (defense against the dark arts) teacher, she was fat and wore pink robes, and she always eyes Krystal suspiciously, almost like she thinks Krystal will attack her.
On the first day of datda classes, she started to use book learning. I raised my hand. "Uhh, this is defense against the dark arts, what are we going to do, read voldemort to death." I said. "Watch your tongue boy, you don't know what you're talking about, besides, you-know-who is dead." She retorted. "It's bad enough that I have to teach a filthy, flea-ridden, ani-" She said aloud, I cut her off by grabbing her neck, I went ape-shit. "You don't know the meaning of dark, so let's teach you." I said, a scorpion like spine came out of my back and stabbed her in the lower back. "You are being sent to the Pit, you're sentence is one year, you will not be fed, nor will you be given water, you will be kept alive. However, due to the nature of the crime, you have been cursed, this means that you're spinal cord has been severed, and you're safety is not guaranteed, the person that you had insulted is well known and respected, even among the criminals, they know my wife well." I said in a deep voice. "When I get back, i'm gonna force you to write the phrase I will not date animals" she said. "Ten years." i said while dropping her into a hole that led to the Pit.