Boy! It sure has been a while since I've done this! Better get a move on, it's time for more-

Quirks for Deku!

"Did you just turn this into a show?"

[Quirk: Gender Bender](so fucking many people!)
[Allows the user to change their own gender or that of whoever they are touching. Not meant to be used while drunk.]

Izuku sniffled as he plonked his head onto his desk.

"I don't feel good."

Sero looked over to him in a bit of concern. "If you aren't feeling that well, maybe you should head home. I'm sure Aizawa will understand."

Lifting his head, Izuku agreed. "Yeah, maybe I shoul- ack-choo!"

She took a moment to rub her nose before continuing. "Yup, definitely need to go. I guess I'll see you guys later."

No one replied as they were all surprised to see Izuku suddenly change into a girl, skirt and all. They remained silent as she made her way out of the room, sneezing several times and switching between genders as he went.

"... you don't think that's contagious, do you- ouch! What was that for?!"

[Quirk: Cash Cow](Saint Danielle)
[Allows the user to expel both paper money and coins from their body. But using this Quirk is morally wrong and is very dangerous to the economy-]

*HURP*

"Dude, this is enough money to purchase that new console that came out!"

"But if you use that money then it could disrupt the economy and lead to an unbalance to-"

"Hey Midoriya, you okay?"

"Do I look okay-*GWURP*

[Quirk: Psychic](moon knight)
[The user has access to some upper-tier telekinesis, able to move objects up to several tonnes with their minds. Requires extreme focus the heavier the object is.]

"DEKU YOU BETTER FUCKING GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!"

"I will if you stop promising to end me!"

Tsuyu watched as Izuku kept Bakugou up on the classroom's ceiling.

"You know, I bet you would be able to pull of a good Manzai act with this."

"You really think so?"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Izuku spent the remainder of the day escaping from a limping Bakugou.

[Quirk: Charm](Saint Danielle)
[Causes members of the opposite sex to fall over you. Not ideal for harems.]

Izuku ran through the halls of the school, trying to get away from various girls who were now after him.

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!"

He felt a jerk as he was suddenly pulled up to the ceiling by a tongue, where a blushing Tsuyu was sticking to.

"Hello, Izuku. Kero."

"Uh... hi, Tsuyu. How's it hanging?"

"Pretty good."

"Well that's nice!"

The two of them looked over to where Ochako was floating next to them. She took hold of Izuku before slinging him over her shoulder and bringing her fingertips together. All with a pleasent smile on her face.

"Release!"

Tsuyu watched them float down from her perch. "Well played, kero."

Ochako took the chance and ran with Izuku toward a random room, before the boy was plucked off of her shoulder by a passing Itsuka.

"Mine!"

"Hey!"

"Help me!"

Meanwhile in Class 1-A, Sero had to tape down Mineta to keep the little bugger from trying to kill Izuku.

[Quirk: Fusion](A guest)
[Allows the user to temporarily fuse with another person into a single person, combining their power. Subject to various 'COMBINE!' jokes and memes.]

Everyone kept their distance from what was once Izuku and Ochako; the new person in their place looked around in confusion.

"Uh, Midoriya? Uraraka?"

"Yes?"

"Holy shit, that's creepy."

The person seemed to be a short girl with bushy brown hair. They had Ochako's eyes and fingerpads with Izuku's freckles and nose. The class had to admit, they did look kinda cute.

"Well, now we know what their kid would look like."