Disclaimer: I do not own anyone but I am inches away from owning Raven's Rain...
Immortal Wings: Cool name... And yeah he probably was on anti-depressants... That's the only possible explanation...
xxSassyActressxx: Well, someone had to say something about the ladybug... I'm pretty sure that the card was from last year though... Tifa says thanks by the way.
Raven's Rain: Yeah well, that's what math does to us... And by "Did she get it" I mean: Did she get that she was being called a "pregnant cow". Lol...
Hikari inai kasumi: Thanks for the cookies... What kind are they? And Demyx says "Hi!!"
Chaos (Rain): Hmm... I wonder who you could be? Anyways, tell Abisa that. "I've heard about you too and if I'm just like you then you're cool."
BlackRose2009: Yeah you were right and right again (about Demyx). Now what did you want for a prize?
Okay this is an interesting chapter it's not really meant for humor this is just a filler chapter... It is real but I am only writing this so you know that math class isn't all fun and games and because I don't have anything else to put 'cause Raven's Rain is writing the next chapter...
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Chapter Ten: Voodoo dolls
Demyx stormed into the class furiously. "WHAT THE HELL?! How the heck did I get a D??" He shouted at the teacher. He had gotten his report card and on it, he had a D for math.
"Okay sit down we are beginning." Pfa said plainly. Demyx glared.
"Don't change the subject! How did I get a D??" Demyx demanded.
Pfa sighed and held up his sheet. It had a list of everyone's marks on it. "See? You got one R and two D-'s... You should have gotten an R on your report card but I raised it."
"WHAT?! THERE IS NO WAY I GOT ONE R AND TWO D-'S!! ONE D- MAYBE..." Demyx was beyond ticked. "BESIDES YOU DON'T EVEN WRITE THE PERCENTAGES!! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THE D- IS? IT COULD BE ANYTHING FROM A 50 TO A 54!! AND ANYWAYS, HOW DOES TWO D-S PLUS ONE R TURN INTO AN R??? IT COULD BE A VERY LOW D-!!!!" He was on a roll.
"Okay I have it here in the book we are starting." Pfa said.
"NO!" Demyx shouted. "I REFUSE!"
Axel and Cloud started to snicker causing Demyx to glare at them angrily.
"And besides. How do you know I got one R and two D-'s?? I don't remember getting ANY R's!" He said although he wasn't shouting any more.
"Demyx just let him talk..." Tifa tried to calm her friend down.
"No! I will NOT calm down... Stupid bastard." He said the last part quieter. He paused and thought for a moment. "Do you even have my test?" Demyx asked in annoyance.
"No." Pfa said simply.
Demyx sighed in frustration and exasperation. He walked to his desk and started to search through his binder.
Larxene walked in. "Pfa, can I see my marks?"
"No. Class is starting."
"Please Pfa?" Larxene asked.
"Come on. Let her see her marks." Tifa agreed.
After a long/short debate /argument Pfa eventually gave in.
"Okay." Pfa stated. He grabbed his paper and showed them their marks.
Demyx walked over curiously. "How are you supposed to figure out the average from the letter grades? Shouldn't you write the percentages?" He asked skeptically while taking the sheet.
Pfa suddenly snatched the paper away before Demyx could get a better look. "Okay sit down."
Demyx growled angrily and on his way to his desk he grabbed a handful of tissues and a stapler. He was prepared for vengeance.
While Pfa was teaching, Demyx drew a gingerbread man on a folded piece of paper then he cut it out. He stapled the sided together leaving a small hole, then filled it with tissue paper. "There!" He announced. "I made a Voodoo doll of Pfa. Naminé, can you rub it all over Pfa's desk so it gets his grease on it?"
"Sure!" Naminé rubbed the doll over the desk and handed it to Demyx who took it carefully. He caringly examined the voodoo doll for a few minutes then placed it in his pocket. Once he had done that, he decided to look for his missing tests.
Naminé helped Demyx by looking through his binder when she found... "Look! One of your tests!"
Demyx grabbed it and checked the mark. "Hey this is a C!" He shouted. That wasn't much but it was something.
"Okay." Pfa said while trying to ignore him.
"Pfa! You have to change my mark! You were wrong and a D- is way different from a C. I should get a higher mark by at least one percent." Demyx said. "More even!"
"No the report cards are done sit down." Pfa waved Demyx away then continued with the lesson.
Demyx's eye twitched dangerously. Luckily, he had a reasonable and sane way to calm down. "Can I go to the washroom?" He asked politely and calmly.
"Yes."
Demyx walked into the washroom and pulled out his blue lighter. He turned on the sink and burnt the hand of the Voodoo doll off then put it under the water so the fire died out. Demyx then stuffed the Voodoo doll into his pocket and re-entered the class.
WARNING: THIS NEXT PART GETS A BIT OUT OF CHARACTER FOR DEMYX AND AXEL (THE GAME VERSIONS)
"Hey you have a lighter?" Axel asked.
"Yeah." Demyx said while turning it on.
"Ahh!" Axel gasped. "Turn it off!"
"Why?" Demyx raised an eyebrow and re-lit it.
"No! Stop!" Axel hissed.
Demyx pulled his second one out of his pocket and lit that at the same time.
"Enough!" Axel whispered.
Demyx just laughed and grabbed a pair of scissors. He lit one lighter and held it over the scissors and watched the metal burn. When he thought it was enough he shut off the lighter and stared at the burn marks on the blade.
"Hmm."
Pfa turned to him. "Stop talking." He hadn't noticed the lighter.
When his back was turned Demyx lit the lighter high enough for him to see. He shut it off the second Pfa turned around. Demyx repeated this multiple times until he was satisfied with his "accomplishment".
Eventually, the bell rang and they all left, Demyx planning revenge for the next
Class of 215
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I know that it was short and rushed but part of the reason was because this happened like a week ago and I can't really remember much (I forgot to write it down) Raven's Rain, if you remember anything else can you please tell me? And sorry about the suckiness of this chap. Hopefully you will get the next one soon.
