"HOLY SHIT!" I yell.

I was referring to the mountain before me. Mount. Moon was bigger than I thought.

It erected from the earth (here comes the penis jokes) making all the men in the area feel intimidated and unMANly.

"Master, it is the 25th largest mountain in the world. Are you sure a noobish team like us should be attempting this dangerous feat?" Pringles asks.

"Why the hell not?" I say.

"Vat do vant?" Helga asks a dark hooded minority gang banger guy who approached oh so thug like.

"Yo! Homes, want some of the goods?" He asked, ignoring Helga and directed the question towards me.

"You got the goods ese?"

"Yeah, you got the cash?" He says as he holds out a pokeball.

"Depends….show me the goods." I say.

He opens the pokeball….and oh my god…(Mom…These chocodiles.) an orange GOD appears. The fish with the magical nose hairs flopped on the ground, oh so powerfully.

"How much?" I ask.

"hehehehe…500 bit coin." He says.

I gasp. GASP.

"Were did you go wrong!" I say then slap him across the face.

"Hey man, I didn't choose the THUG life the THUG life chose me!"

Helga broke his spine.

We neared the entrance to the cave, a strange sound could be heard from inside, like the sound of techno with a Jamaican twist. Then I smelled it. It was the smell of bad decisions.

I charged inside without a second thought.

The team and I staggered out of the cave, with many hiccups and giggles. We stopped at a nearby rock.

"That was the best time of my life!" I cheer.

The sound of music could still be heard.

A new pink member joined the circle and an old member seemed to be missing.

"Hello (Hic) My name is Farce; I am a Clefairy and a struggling alcoholic who is addicted to meth and sex. " He introduced.

"The Carl is feeling good. The Carl got laid." Carl said with a giggle.

"Yes Mr. Drunk, I am Officer and the president of Canada." Pringles mumbled.

"I don't get intoxicated, unless it is from vodka from mother Russia." Helga states, arms crossed like a badass.

"Please…No more Vietnam flash backs…" Ivysir cried to himself.

"Anyone see Del? And where the hell did I get this rock?" I say. Before tossing the rock behind my back.

There was silence.

DUN DUN DUN.

"The Carl got some." Carl giggled.

(What happens in Mount. Moon stays in )

Current Team:

Ivysir-Lvl 20

Pringles- Lvl 18

The Carl-Lvl 17

Farce-Lvl 18

Helga-Lvl 18

AN: I will reply to your guys reviews. N'stuff. Also sorry for the short chapter. (Ok no I'm not)

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