"YouTube Royal Rumble"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with YouTube or any of its channels, nor do I own anything associated with World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE and its wrestlers are owned by it's chairman, Vince McMahon.
Summary: 40 YouTube superstars battle it out in an all out battle royal for $1,000,000 on the line and the title of World's Greatest YouTuber! Who'll stand the pain? Who'll stand the tears? Who will be victorious in this total internet war?
Chapter 11: This Rumble Is Definitely On Fire
The crowd continued to get rowdy and wild as the Rumble clock started ticking down to its next entrant.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #33: Vanoss
As the buzzer sounded, an Asian guy with black spiky hair and dressed in a Shield-like uniform came out to a bunch of cheers from the New York crowd.
In response, the people all wore Vanoss's signature owl mask while chanting the 33rd entrant's name all over again.
Corey Graves: Oh crap, did this become a Batman comic all of a sudden? Look, its one of the guys from Court of the Owls!
Joey Styles: I wish, but they're all chanting for Evan Fong, better known to YouTubers as Vanoss! With the number he's drawn, he's sure to have luck by his side.
Corey Graves: Heh, I doubt it.
After Vanoss entered the ring, he was caught by a dropkick to the face from Brian Zane.
Joey Styles: Brian Zane out of nowhere with that dropkick!
Brian Zane kept stomping and punching Vanoss repeatedly until he couldn't even get up.
Those furious shots shockingly became effective as Vanoss got down to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Joey Styles: Vanoss fans aren't liking what they see here.
Corey Graves: Believe me, they could see a lot with those big owl eyes of there's.
As Vanoss went down on one knee, Brian Zane started to feel energy coming from his body.
So the wrestling nerd decided to sprint back and forth between the ropes...
...
...
...only for Vanoss to flip Brian Zane's body over with a shatterous clothesline!
Joey Styles: *shouting* OH MY GOOOOD!
Corey Graves: Holy sh-! Did you see that clothesline?
Joey Styles: I think that clothesline just put JBL's to shame!
Brian Zane's body felt lifeless from that impact, as if he was dead on the spot.
Getting his senses back, Vanoss took Brian off his feet and launched Zane over the ropes and onto the floor, marking his first elimination.
Joey Styles: Brian Zane's over and out!
Corey Graves: I think he regretted doing that to Vanoss.
23rd Eliminated: Brian Zane; Eliminated by: Vanoss; Duration: 2:20
As the EMT's were busy checking on an unconscious Brian, Vanoss had turned around only to be lifted by the Nostalgia Critic with a Death Valley Driver.
But before the Critic could hit that move perfectly, Vanoss instantly managed to slide out of his grasp and push the Critic chestfirst to the turnbuckle.
Joey Styles: Yeouch! Talk about heartburn.
As the Nostalgia Critic clutched onto his chest in pain, Vanoss decided to sneak in out of nowhere and toss the Critic over his shoulders with a German Suplex!
Corey Graves: Ouch, that's gonna sting!
After he got up, The Nerd tried to slow Vanoss down with a clothesline.
However, Evan managed to duck right in time and catch the Nerd in surprise with a Dragon Suplex!
Joey Styles: Excellent dragon suplex!
Corey Graves: It's not like they're actually trying to hit him!
Meanwhile, Damien Walters found a way to slow Vanoss down.
While his back was turned, Damien hopped on both the middle and top ropes and flung back to Vanoss, hitting him with an insane body press!
Joey Styles: Nicely done, Mr. Walters!
Corey Graves: The Nerd and Critic may have missed Vanoss, but Damien Walters sure didn't!
As Vanoss tried to recover from that body press, Harley Morenstein and Muscles Glasses decided to double team Stephen Quire by attempting to eliminate him.
The two tried pushing as hard as they could to get Stephen out, but the king of freakouts locked his arms and legs towards the ropes like a bow.
Corey Graves: Good, get that maniac out of the ring. He terrifies me!
Joey Styles: Both men trying as hard as they can to get Quire out of the ring!
Corey Graves: They probably won't have time to! The clock's coming down!
Seeing the 10-second clock light up on the titantron, both Harley and Muscles let Stephen go and awaited the 34th entrant.
He was coming straight in at t-minus 12... 11...
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #34: Angry Grandpa
As the buzzer sounded, a 65 year old man wearing an Angry Grandpa t-shirt came out to a bunch of cheers from his adoring fans.
While walking down the aisle, he took one of the wrenches that one of his fans held so he could use it as a weapon.
Corey Graves: Oh man, this isn't gonna be good for everyone!
Joey Graves: Entering number 34 is Charles Green, better known to everyone as Angry Grandpa! With that wrench in his hands, I smell trouble for the rest of the competitors!
Sneering down at all of the contestants in the ring (especially both Harley and Muscles Glasses), AGP entered with full force, leaving Harley Morenstein to go after him at first.
But as he did...
*YANK!*
AGP took the wrench and squeezed Harley's crotch painfully!
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!
Corey Graves: AGP's going walnut-cracking, it seems!
The crowd all cringed at this scene, especially when the wrench of Angry Grandpa yanked once more around Harley's groin.
Muscles Glasses tried to stop him, but Angry Grandpa swung his foot right between his legs!
Joey Styles: Oh my!
Corey Graves: Well, there goes his chance of ever having kids again.
Joey Styles: You said it!
While Muscles started wobbling across the ring, Linkara started slapping Steve Shives all across the ring!
And then, out of nowhere, Linkara picked the atheist up and started spinning him around with a airplane spin!
Joey Styles: Someone's being taken for a ride!
Corey Graves: I can only hope Steve Shives brought himself a barfbag for this!
And he was gonna need one.
The crowd in New York City counted every revolution that Linkara was doing in the ring. By then, Linkara had spun Steve over 23 times! The crowd was on their feet for the comic book nerd himself.
Corey Graves: Look at this! Linkara is still going! How is this even possible?
Joey Styles: Nothing's stopping Linkara now! He can spin him around all he wants!
However, before he could spin him around some more...
*BAM!*
Vanoss came running in and blasted Linkara with a spear, knocking both men down!
Corey Graves: I guess you were wrong, Styles! Looks like something did stop him!
Joey Styles: Linkara just got broken apart by that spear!
As Linkara clutched onto his chest in pain, the entire crowd all turned to the stage to find out who number 35 was in the match.
Corey Graves: Next entrant's coming up, Joey! I hate to see someone get through the wrong side of that spear!
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #35: Danisnotonfire
After the buzzer sounded, a guy with a black emo haircut and a black shirt with a white "O" on it, came out to a very standard ovation from the capacity crowd.
Even some of the people in the front row all held up Dan's signature shirt in respect for the 35th entrant.
Joey Styles: Here's someone looking to get on fire tonight! It's the man known as Danisnotonfire!
Corey Graves: Are you sure he's not actually on fire? Because I got a flamethrower in the back so I can make it happen.
Joey Styles: I prefer you keep your flamethrower at home, Graves!
As Dan managed to enter the ring, he was caught by surprise from Stephen Quire, who hit him with a big Fameasser!
Corey Graves: Well, that was unfortunate!
Joey Styles: Dan didn't see Quire coming with that Fameasser!
Quire decided to get up all Dan's business by stomping him in the back of his head multiple times.
And then, he went to the middle rope and launched down on Dan with a knee drop!
Joey Styles: Stephen Quire is out of control here!
Corey Graves: Well, he is best known for his freakouts!
Joey Styles: Safe to say, Dan's failing to get out of the starting gate!
Meanwhile, Anthony Padilla was trying hard to eliminate the Angry Video Game Nerd from the Rumble.
Padilla pushed as hard as he could, but the Nerd managed to keep hanging on to the ropes.
Joey Styles: The Nerd's in trouble here!
Corey Graves: I smell game over for him now!
However, out of nowhere, Angry Grandpa sent that wrench straight between Padilla's legs!
The crowd all cringed as Padilla held his groin in pain. With that hit, Angry Grandpa lifted Padilla's pants up and sent him over the top rope and onto the floor with a huge applause.
Corey Graves: There goes the last-half of Smash.
Joey Styles: It's Smosh, Corey.
Corey Graves: Same thing, the important thing is that Padilla's gone.
24th Eliminated: Anthony Padilla; Eliminated by: Angry Grandpa; Duration: 9:32
Angry Grandpa took his sweet time taunting Padilla, who was laying around in pain from that low brow.
Unfortunately, it was a huge mistake for Grandpa as Damien Walters ran up to him and surprised him with a German Suplex.
Joey Styles: Suplex right out of nowhere from Walters!
Corey Graves: Grave mistake for Grandpa there!
While Walters searched for more opponents to fight, Harley Morenstein and Muscles Glasses were busy double teaming the Nostalgia Critic by the corner.
After Muscles Glasses connected the Critic with a shoulder block, he held the glasses-wearing reviewer at the turnbuckle while at the same time, Harley Morenstein was at the other corner setting up something.
Corey Graves: What's on the mind of Morenstein?
After taking in a three-point stance, Harley took off and nailed a running forearm smash around the Critic's face!
Corey Graves: OUCH! What a shot to the kisser!
Joey Styles: That almost looked like a frickin' hockey check!
Corey Graves: Well, hockey is Canada's national sport, and these Epic Meal guys are using that rough tenacity to their advantage.
As the Critic got laid out unconscious, both Harley and Muscles looked over to the stage.
They noticed the ten second clock appearing on the titantron again, which meant that the next entrant was about to appear!
Joey Styles: We're almost halfway there! Who's got number 36?
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #36: PewDiePie
After the buzzer sounded, a man with medium brown hair and goatee came down to the ring to a huge standing ovation.
However, his gear he was wearing looked more amazing, as he was dressed up in tights resembling the Swedish flag.
Corey Graves: Well, looks like this one drew a lucky number!
Joey Styles: Entering number 36 is the man with 40 million subscribers, Felix Kjellberg, otherwise known as PewDiePie!
Corey Graves: Look at this crowd! This is going totally crazy!
As he heard the fans chant his name repeatedly, PewDiePie rushed into the ring and started going crazy!
He started giving out dropkicks to both the Nerd, Steve Shives, Harley Morenstein, Angry Grandpa all at one time!
Joey Styles: Look at this! PewDiePie's gone nuts!
Corey Graves: If he keeps this up, he'll give Stephen Quire a run for his money!
The next man he confronted next was Linkara.
Just like the way he entered, PewDiePie started belting out the comic book reviewer with twin dropkicks, followed by a half-nelson bulldog for good measure!
Corey Graves: He strikes yet again!
Joey Styles: New York is on their feet for PewDiePie!
Corey Graves: Yeah, but for how long?
While Linkara was laid out, Stephen Quire was busy crawling around in the apron, having escaped an elimination attempt between him and Vanoss.
He was trying to keep his cool when he saw Muscles Glasses pull Damien Walters to the ropes (which Walters was trying to attempt a DDT). This gave Quire an idea.
Joey Styles: Quire out on the apron!
Corey Graves: What's he thinking doing there? He's gonna get himself eliminated!
Crawling up on Damien like a ninja, Stephen grabbed him by the neck and sent him tumbling over the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating him to a bunch of boos!
Joey Styles: Oh my god, Walters is gone!
Corey Graves: Well, that definitely won't sit well with the New Yorkers, that's for sure!
25th Eliminated: Damien Walters; Eliminated by: Stephen Quire; Duration: 11:22
While Walters was down and out on the floor, Stephen Quire responded with a taunting crotch chop.
Unfortunately, it was a mistake for Quire as Dan rushed right at him and Superman Punched him in the back of Stephen's head, knocking him off the apron and onto the floor!
Joey Styles: Now Quire is out!
Corey Graves: Bad idea to show off there! And it just cost him big time!
26th Eliminated: Stephen Quire; Eliminated by: Danisnotonfire; Duration: 7:30
As Stephen got up from the hit, the referees were telling him to leave.
Unfortunately for the refs, Stephen wasn't having any of this.
Stephen Quire: You're telling me to leave? Well, how about I leave you this?!
Suddenly, Stephen had one of his epic freakouts by knocking down one of the officials (namely Charles Robinson)!
And then, he laid out another for good measure!
Joey Styles: Hey, that's a referee he just hit!
Corey Graves: That guy's a savage! He just got himself fined!
Joey Styles: Not sure if we're seeing one of the greatest freakouts ever, but someone get security.
These fans were already witnessing another one of Stephen Quire's so-called 'Greatest Freakouts Ever'.
Stephen started shouting at the fans face and even picking up a steel barricade, knocking them down. He even tried flipping over the food cart that Harley brought out at ringside, but decided to skip it and hit the steel steps instead. Before he could deal more damage to ring equipment, the entire security rushed down and tackled Stephen Quire as an attempt to calm him the hell down.
Corey Graves: It's about time they showed up!
Joey Styles: Stephen Quire's most likely to become an asylum patient!
Corey Graves: Hey, he's well suited for that.
After they got him down, the entire security picked him up and dragged him up the ramp while he was still kicking away at the air.
As the crowd started chanting "Freakout" repeatedly, it soon died down as they saw the countdown clock light up on the titantron. Which obviously meant that it was time for the next entrant to appear.
To be continued next chapter...
Crap. I gotta be honest here, but this was perhaps the longest time I've been working on this. But thank frickin' goodness I got this done and over with. Anyway, stats time!
People still in the ring: 10
People still left to go: 4
Eliminated: Tron Guy, Star Wars Kid, BlackCriticGuy, Grim, Pickleboy, Sam Pepper, Dino Winwood, Nostalgia Chick, AlphaOmegaSin, Robert Seidelman, McJuggerNuggets, Left SmarkBuster, Irate Gamer, EpicLLOYD, JonTron, Jenna Marbles, Trisha Paytas, Markiplier, Pat The NES Punk, Ian Hecox, Right SmarkBuster, Teddy Rubskin, Brian Zane, Anthony Padilla, Damien Walters and Stephen Quire
Still in the ring: Angry Grandpa, Angry Video Game Nerd, Danisnotonfire, Harley Morenstein, Linkara, Muscles Glasses, Nostalgia Critic, PewDiePie, Steve Shives and Vanoss
Who has drawn the final four numbers in the YouTube Royal Rumble?
Is Stephen Quire still freaking the hell out from his elimination?
Is Steve Shives ever getting eliminated?
Do I still miss the SmarkBusters already?
It's gonna get a lot more insane next chapter, so feedbacks are welcome, broski's! Until next time, Warrior out. Now if you'll excuse me, time for Extreme Rules!