The group stared at the huge hideout which was basically a castle. They knew the time was now, and they had to enter this building and bring down the evil ogre inside. Alarms immediately set off as they stepped foot inside, and an intercom blasted, "Every worker of Shrek's, get into position! Be ready to give your life for your ogrelord!" The first enemy appeared, Kermit. "Hi ho, Kermit the frog here." He said, looking at the group. His eyes landed on Pepe's. "Hey, brother, how's le ogre been treating you?" He said, smiling smugly. Kermit laughed at this question, "He treats me fine, I even get paid. How about you?" He pulled out a katana. Pepe pulled out his own. They looked at each other for a few seconds before lunging out. Their blades met with a loud clank, the two then started to go extremely fast, trying to slice at each other. It was hard for anyone to keep up with due to the wicked speed.
Interference definitely was a bad idea, the two frogs were so fast, it was insane. Crazy Frog joined the fray, getting in the way of the two and dodging the attacks. He then got on his invisible motor cycle and drove at Pepe. The frog's target grabbed Kermit before plunging a blade inside of him. Crazy ran over Kermit, and then drove off into lava. Their froggy insides burned. Pepe took out a F-Key, and flipped it like a coin into the lava to show his respects to his brother who chose the wrong side. Burger King sprung up for the next round.
"You thought I was dead, huh, clown?" Burger King yelled, brandishing a shotgun. Ronald pulled out a magnum. A forcefield enclosed the two. It was 1v1 now. Ronald hid behind cover as BK opened fire, and loaded his gun. The two exchanged gunfire. Burger King managed to pepper Ronald's hand, hurting him. Burger King closed in. "Use your second Sprite Cranberry!" Yotsuba yelled out. Ronald did so, pouring it on his wound and drinking what remained. He threw his cover at BK who caught before crushing his own can of Bepis. "You thought that was a trump card?" BK laughed. The two proceeded to throw a flurry of punches at each other. Ronald caught BK's fist soon enough and applied pressure, crushing the hand and breaking several bones. Blood started to pour out before Ronald started slamming BK around. He then threw him to the floor, and yelled, "RAN RAN RUU!!" Burger King couldn't move, screaming out in pain as a barrage of burgers went assaulted his body, all of them piercing him. The final blow was a gigantic Big Mac, which came down like a spirit bomb, incinerating BK. The others were safe due to the forcefield.
The forcefield went down. Squidward stepped up and a lot of Spongebobs appeared. Spongebong Hempants, Spongeknob Squarenuts, Spingebill, Spongetron, and the original Spongebob attacked. Squidward pulled his machine gun and shot down Spingebill. The Fighting Spongebob Team all ran at Squidward and started to pummel him. Squidward was out matched... Until he started screaming. His body was bleeding all over, and his eyes were bloodshot in anger. He knocked every sponge off, and pulled out four chainsaws. He sawed Spongebong into small pieces of marijuana and smoked him before getting back to business. Time seemed to slow for him. Nothing hurt him either. He sawed off Spongeknob's hard cock, and stabbed him with it and kicked him into lava. He then the fuel tanks for the chainsaws and doused every sponge in gas before throwing a match and setting them all on fire. He promptly collapsed, and Ronald caught him. "That battle took a lot out of him." He said.
Will the other battle be this successful? Is Squidward ok? Find out next time on Ogrekill!