"I own nothing."

Paint The Roses Red! (A/N: Couldn't resist! =^-^=)

-hnh-

"Oh, Dear, I'm here! I should be there! She'll have my head for sure!" cried the rabbit's voice down the hallway, through several doors.

Naruto jogged ahead of his group, several feet ahead of them, but still in their sights.

"We really need to get a leash for him," Donald grumbled.

How is he so fast? Sora thought looking at his ally. I remember when we first met….

Flashback!

Sora woke up groggily, mistaking Yuffie for Kairi.

The teen glared at Leon, as he stood there. Then, he noticed the child in his arms.

He was screaming, yelling, kicking, biting, anything to cause the swordsman as much pain as possible.

After the other two(Yuffie & Leon) got the boy to calm down, Yuffie & Leon asked their names.

"Sora."

The 12-year-old boy narrowed his eyes dangerously. "What's it to you?"

"We just wanna know your name." Yuffie pouted, "& I thought we'd get along. After all, you're a natural-born ninja."

That really caught Sora's attention, Ninja? But he was just a little kid! Yuffie was at least a teen.

The blond mumbled something under his breath, that Sora couldn't hear.

"Whaa—?"

"Name's Naruto." He said simply.

"Cool name." The spiky haired teen said.

The newly dubbed Naruto looked at Sora, his cold gaze softened. "Thanks." He said softly.

Then Yuffie & Leon began to explain…..

FLASHBACK END!

"WAIT!" screamed Donald. "That darn rabbit…"

Then they ran into a really Bizarre room.

& the rabbit was nowhere to be seen.

"He's gone!" Sora exclaimed in shock

"Where'd he go?" Donald fumed.

"Ano~sa! Ano~sa!" The youngest in our merry little band(sarcasm) cried, pointing excitedly.

The others looked down where Naruto was pointing, it was a chibi version of the rabbit!

Said rabbit ran across the floor to a door, then he went through the door(obviously).

"What?" Sora said.

The blond got on all fours & stared at the door, "Small, mini, little, chibi door!"

"How did he get so small?" Sora said, messing with the knob as he sat next to his younger friend. "It's so tiny!"

"No you're simply too big."

Naruto cocked his head, "Great(sarcasm), a talking door! What's next? A tea party for your unbirthday?" Chuckle, yes Naruto. Yes, indeed.

"Take that medicine & go on through." The door knob said, grumpily. "I'm tired & sleepy."

That's pretty obvious Naruto thought, scowling.

"The Door is talking!" Donald screeched, shock & astonishment clear on his face.

Goofy, just attempted to make conversation, "Hi, How's it going?"

"Medicine?" Sora wondered as he neared the table in the room.

The table was a little three-legged table, all made of solid glass; there was nothing on it but a bottle.

Naruto picked up the bottle, & tied round the neck of the bottle was a paper label with the words, "DRINK ME" beautifully printed on it in bright, large & colorful letters. Naruto looked at it with a mixture of curiosity & suspicion. He looked it over to see if it could possibly be poison. He tilted his head, his eyes blinking over & over again. "Is this it?"

Naruto ventured to taste it, & he realized it tasted like cherry-tarts. Then, felt a strange feeling & blinked dazedly. Donald took the bottle from the younger teen's hands.

After they all drank the potion, they become small. Ten inches high in Naruto's case, His face immediately brightened up at the thought that they were now the right size for going through the little door, thus continuing to track the rabbit down.

"WOW!" Sora cried, staring up at the table. "We're really small!"

"Suuuu-goi!"

"Okay." Donald sighed. "Let's go…" he attempted to turn the knob.

"Oi, tebayo! Let. Us. Througggggh! Teba!"

"Hey, wake up!"

Those were the keybearers' responses.

"Sora, Naruto! This way!" Goofy called back. "I think we can get through this hole."

The boys crawled after Donald & Goofy. As Naruto crawled, he felt a pain in his heart, this felt—all too familiar.

Out popped a being that looked like a chibi Sasuke kitty (chibi version of Sasuke with cat ears & tail & claws. He wears clothes almost exactly like Sasuke's. Oh! He also has a set of cute little fangs his name was Sasuneko, he's a.k.a. Sasune.) from Naruto's jacket.

"Sasune." Naruto scolded lightly, "Get back in there!"

The cat chibi gave a soft whine. "Nyaaaa! Nn, mew!"

"Please, I'll tell them about you when we get back to the ship, but right now…!" He gently pushed the kitten back into his jacket. "Mrrrow!"

"Be a good boy & I'll try & get you a tomato as soon as possible."

A bright light blinded them as they walked through the hole and found themselves in what looked like a courtyard, complete with hedges that served as a wall.

Two guards stood by the entrance, which didn't seem all that unusual, except for the fact that they were cards. In fact all the guards were cards! And every one of them were either spades or hearts.

Da dah-dah Dah! A horn?

Naruto & Sora blinked simultaneously. ?

"Hey look! It's the white rabbit! Ah Yuck!" Goofy pointed out.

The rabbit called out from his stand, "The Court is now in session! Her majesty, the Queen of Hearts, presiding!"

Looking up the judge's chair, the boys could see a rather large and ugly lady with a small crown upon her head and a fan that resembled a heart in her hand. She looked at the two figures that were in the defendant's box.

Naruto frown at the big-headed queen. One thought ran through his head, Down wid bludy big head! But he had no idea what it meant, to be honest.

Ahead of them, stood what looked like a defendant's box before the judge's chair. In the box, were two girls facing their backs toward Sora and the others. Both blond, One of them had on a blue dress and long hair held back by a black ribbon. The other girl had her hair in a looooong ponytail, she was wearing purple & she had a hand on her hip defiantly. "Hey. Wait a minute," Naruto mumbled to himself. The blond ponytail looked familiar…

"I'm on trial? But why?" exclaimed a sweet voice, probably from the younger girl.

"The girls are the culprits! There's no doubt about it!" the queen said, looking angry &…bossy!

"And do you know why…? Because I said so, that's why!"

"That is completely unfair!" Blue dress cried, her voice polite, her hand on her chest as she spoke now, "We've done nothing wrong!"

"Yeah!" shrieked the other blond, "I've never even seen her before, you ugly fat-headed witch!"

That voice! Naruto thought.

"You may be queen…" said the first blond, her voice about twelve, the other one was about thirteen. "but that doesn't give you the right to be so—to be so mean!"

"Silence!"

Sora looked confusedly at the 'trial', "What's going on?"

The second blond, she seemed so familiar to Naruto….who could she be…?

"You dare defy me? GUILTY AS CHARGED!"

"No…" said the younger female

The older one hissed, "What?"

"FOR THE CRIME OF ATTEMPTED THEFT AT MY HEART!"

The keybearers' eyes widened comically.

Sora turned towards Donald quickly, "Heart? Hey, we have to help them!"

Naruto sharply nodded, though his mind was still trying to figure out who that other girl was.

"Well…" Donald said frowning, comically. "If we do that, we'll be interfering with their world…"

"Which is not good." Goofy said sadly, shoulders drooping.

"But..." Sora said.

"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" Hmmm, I wonder who said that.

"!"

"No!" the younger one's voice cried. "Oh, Please!"

"Hey! Don't poke me with that!" The girls had turned around towards the boys, about to run, or attempt to.

Naruto knew who it was.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"

"Hey, Ino!"

"Oh no…" Donald said, slapping his forehead.

-haha-

Me: Weeell?

Donald frowned: I BARELY TALK, WAAK!

Me: I was following the chapter!

Sasuke frowned: Whaddup wid da mini me?

Me: It's an idea I've been toying with….

Cartoon Alice: What about "Down wid Bludy Big head!"?

2010 Alice: She took it from my movie.

Naruto, with Sasune : Read, review nicely!

Me: As in no flames.

Disasré: That's Axel and Sasuke's job.

Sasuke: OI.

Axel: Join Organization XIII, we've got Dango, & dumplings!

Anko: I'm in!

Maleficent: No join me & my conquest of worlds—we got heartless & we can travel through the shadows! & we bring people back from the dead!

Random person: Sweet! I'm in!

Me: Nuooo! Join the Keyblade Squad! You get almost free food, unconditional love, cool clothes, any kind really, TV, computers, game systems, personal bedrooms, bathrooms are personal too, a realllllllllllly biiiig library, a movie theater, & tons of movies & games & we've got a sound system in any & every room, same for the Tvs, computers, game systems, even cooler, save your progress on one game system & continue on another! We've got swimming pools, hot tubs, Jacuzzis, There's even a nursery! It's sound-proof, with an indestructible & always working baby moniter. We can create chibi-animal versions of people(Sasune, for example.), but they'd start out in baby mode, like Sasune's in(but he was naturally born). We also can make almost anything that pops in your head a 'movie' or show! We also got movies that aren't out yet! And books and video games.

Lots. Of. Random. People. : OMIGOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH! WE'RE %#&% IN!

Keyblade Squad: Sweet…..

BTW: Ano-sa means Hey!

Me: Next time: Guilty until Proving Innocent!

"Naruto no baka! Get me outta here!"

"Ma, Ino, you're so loud…"