"I'm not doing it!" Anakin shouted, it was bright an early in the morning when Obi-wan gave him the news that in two weeks the castle will be have a holiday party, much to Anakin annoyance.

"You're going to have to do it, its traditional sire." Obi-wan tells him. Anakin just sighed.

"NO! I HAVE TOO MUCH BULLSHIT ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW!" Anakin shouted as he bangs his fist against his desk. Obi-wan rolled his eyes as he watches his king have a childish fit. "Obi-wan, we cannot have a party! We literally have sith in the house!"

"Like we did five years ago?" Obi-wan asked.

"That was different!" Anakin shouted

"Well you know what sire, you cannot avoid this, so suck it up." Obi-wan tells him, making Anakin groan in annoyance. At the same time Ahsoka came into the room wearing female Jedi clothes. It was a Burgundy sleeve less dress that went a few inches below her thighs. It had a triangle cut on the chest area, showing some cleavage. She wore greyish-blackish thigh high stocking with burgundy 5 inch wedge heels that went to her knees. She wore black fingerless gloves that went down to her elbows. Around her waist was the castle flag being held up by a flag clothe around her waist.

"Uhhh, Anakin, why was this on my bed?" Ahsoka asked. Anakin looks up at Ahsoka.

"Oh yea, today you start Jedi training snips!" Anakin said with a smile on his face.

"What?" Ahsoka asked, Obi-wan looks at her to explain.

"Since you are queen you will need to be trained in hand-to-hand combat, as well as the art of Jedisum. I have called the best Jedi Master in to train you." Obi-wan tells her, making Ahsoka eyes widen and sparkle in excitement.

"I'm going to be a Jedi!? AWESOME!" Ahsoka shouted. "But wait, Jedi training takes years to master!"

"Not with this guy, two years with him and you will be a trained killer-I MEAN FIGHTER…in no time." Anakin said with a smile on his face. Ahsoka raises an eye brow at him.

"So…what is this I hear about you not wanting to do something?" Ahsoka asked.

"Sire annual holiday party is coming up, and he does not want to have it." Obi-wan says.

"I'm not sure if you are blind or stupid, but haven't you notice all the cause that has been going on here!?"

"That still does not excuse you, besides, the invitations have been sent out, and there is nothing I can do." Obi-wan tells the young man. Anakin groans in annoyance.

"I hate you…" Anakin muttered. A few seconds later he gasps before saying: "I HAVE TO PICK A SONG!"

"A song?" Ahsoka asked.

"The must entertain his guest at this party. Didn't Satine explain to you why we have this party?" Obi-wan asked the young girl. Ahsoka shakes her head no. Obi-wan nods his head and explains: "Being king Anakin number one priory is the people, and in order to keep peace, he must keep war away from the minds of the leaders of the planets. So this party is more of a political meeting for all the leaders of the planets to come to the castle and gloat about what their planets have done."

"Why would they do that?" Ahsoka asked.

"To get rid of any bad blood they have towards each other." Obi-wan explained. "Anyway, the party will be in two weeks, the same time your in-laws should be gone." Obi-wan said with a smile on his face.

"Oh no, they're staying for another week." Ahsoka said. "The house in Nabbo that they purchase is being cleaned out for bugs, so they're going to stay here an extra week."

"No…their leaving…" Obi-wan said as he looks over to Anakin for support. Anakin scratches the back of his head before saying:

"He's right snips, we agreed on two weeks, they only have 11 days left." Anakin said. Ahsoka looks at Anakin for a bit before walking over to his desk, she leans her body forwards a little to look at his paper, and give him a small view of her cleavage.

"What'cha working on?" Ahsoka asked. Obi-wan glares at Anakin but the young man did not see it.

"Paper work for the new library in arcadia…" Anakin said. "I am thinking on a name for it. Could you help me?"

"Of course my king." Ahsoka said as she takes a seat on Anakin desk. Obi-wan groans in annoyance before leaving the room. As he walks down the hallway he passes Luminara and Aayla room, where Satine was. Obi-wan stopped in his tracks to see what she was doing in Luminara room. The blonde female was looking through Luminara suite case. In the corner of the room was Aayla, she looked to be reading threw something. Obi-wan watches for a bit before walking away from the door way. When he was gone Satine looks over at the door then closes it.

"Okay, he's gone." Satine said. "Now, what was this thing you were explaining to me about?"

"Having sex." Aayla said, making Satine smirk.

"Oh right, that." She says as she unbuckles her top then removes her top. A couple doors down was Anakin office, where he and Ahsoka were discussing the important of sex, in other words, they were getting it on his couch. Naked and sweetie by the fire in his office, Ahsoka riding and grinding on him like there was no tomorrow.

"Oh shit Ahsoka…I'm cumming." He moaned as he held Ahsoka tightly against his chest. Ahsoka moans as he releases his hot liquids into her, making blush.

"So warm." She moaned, she then looks up to the roof and sigh. "How many times have we done it?"

"I don't know…five times in a year. You don't give me that much ass on a day to day basics." Anakin said.

"Yea...do you hear banging?" Ahsoka asked. Anakin remained silent till he heard the banging noise too. The two listen for a while before deciding to go investigate what it was. After getting dressed the door went in search of the sound. They found it two stories down from where they were, it was Luminara and Aayla room. Ahsoka grabs the knob then crack opens the door a little to see what was going on. She gasps and then closes the door, her face redder than an apple.

"Oh my god…I think I am blind…" Ahsoka said, making Anakin move her aside. He then takes a look and gasp as well.

"Oh my god…you have some fucked up family members." Anakin said, making Ahsoka fall down to the ground. Apparently she was holding her breathe from shock of seeing her god-mothers screw Satine. The color on Anakin face drained till there was nothing left but a pure white color, did not go well with his eyes. Anakin grabs Ahsoka by her wrist then drags her back into his office. He then sets her on the couch then leaves. He heads straight to the library then up the tower where Obi-wan was helping 3-CPO cook dinner for Dooku. Anakin walks straight into the kitchen to say:

"Your wife is having a three-way with Aayla and Luminara!" Anakin said. Obi-wan just stared at him as if he had lost his mind.

"What?"

"I just saw your wife eating out a twilik while getting boned by a big black dildo-OKAY! TO VIVIDE!" Obi-wan shouted. "I will go see for myself." He tells the young boy as he leaves the room. When he was gone Anakin took a seat on the couch and sighed. 3-CPO walks over to Anakin, holding a cup of warm milk.

"For you, Master Skywalker." 3-CPO said. Anakin takes the glass of milk then sets it down on the table. 3-CPO places a coaster on the table then moves the glass onto of the coaster. The golden robot then walks away from Anakin. The young king sighs as the memories of his past started to flow back into his mind. Especially the day he met Satine, and it was not a pleasant one.

(Flash back to 11 years ago!)

"Don't annoy me!" Anakin shouted through the phone as he begins a new set of paper work that involved his galaxy. It has been a year since Anakin had become leader of the galaxy, and he did not like it! For one, he did not know what he was doing! In one year alone he almost blew up a planet, caused galaxy hunger and cut citizen pay by 30%, plus the media was making fun of Anakin, calling him an idiot and saying he was the worst king the galaxy has ever had. Anakin was about to break down and cry as the person over to phone was yelling at him about the pay cuts to his planet. Anakin rolls his eyes as he hangs up the phone and looks down to the ground.

"Kill me…" Anakin moaned.

"With pleasure…" A voice tells Anakin, the young boy looks up from his papers and saw a young woman standing in front of him with a red saber in her hand. Anakin gasps as he falls to the ground and crawls to the corner of the room. The young woman in front of him points her saber at Anakin, the young boy skin color fades till he was nothing more but a white blank of fear. The woman raises her hand up to the child but was stopped when a hand grabs her…

(Obi-wan, three months later)

It's been a year since Obi-wan had left the castle, and so far a lot has happen, one of them being Jin death. Jin was very ill and did not have much time left, so Obi-wan took care of him till the very end. Jin went in his sleep, doctors said his heart stopped while he was sleeping, Jin didn't feel a thing. After he passed away Obi-wan moved back to his home village to live a nice quite peaceful life with no responsibilities…that was until he received a letter from the castle amongst the stars, it was labeled unknown though. Obi-wan was in his home when he received the letter by a castle messenger, it was labeled unknown, but Obi-wan deeply in his heart knew it was from Anakin. He opens the letter aand begins to read:

Dear Obi-wan Kenobi

Your presence has been request by the king of the galaxy Anakin Skywalker. If you deny this request, we will be forced to bring you in on the king's orders.

Sincerely Anakin Skywalker.

"Honestly Anakin, couldn't just call me." Obi-wan thought as he throws the letter into the trash. He then walks over into his kitchen and begins to make tea, as he did his eyes begin to wonder to the trash can. He kept thinking about Anakin and what the young man wanted. He looks down to the tile floor of his kitchen and sighed as he reaches down for the letter.

"I hate myself." He mutters to himself as he picks up the phone and prepares for his trip to the castle tomorrow.

(Next day)

"Anakin!" Obi-wan shouted as he enters Anakin office. The first thing he saw was Anakin sitting at Dooku desk doing work. The young boy looks up to Obi-wan and smiled.

"OBI!" He shouted as he stood up from his seat and walks over to his with his hands open, but he was stopped when Obi-wan raised his hand to the young boy face, stopping the hug he was about to give the old man.

"Why did you call me here?" Obi-wan asked. "What the hell are you doing to the galaxy?"

"I don't know!" Anakin shouted. "Running the galaxy is harder than I thought…" He says, making Obi-wan face palm himself.

"Is there anyone mentoring you at the moment?" Obi-wan asked, right on cue a woman walks into Anakin office. She wore black robes of silk around her body, her skin was as white as the snow that fell on Naboo in the winter time and her head was as shiny as a bowling ball. She walks up to Anakin and smiles as she looks to Obi-wan.

"Who is this, your majesty?" The woman said, making Obi-wan look over his shoulder, his eyes widen at the sight of her.

"Obi-wan, this is Asajj Ventress, my mentor. Asajj, this is Obi-wan, my…" Anakin looks down to the ground for words, luckily Obi-wan is smart.

"I am his teacher, I teach him history, math and reading." Obi-wan tells her, the young woman smiles as she looks at Anakin to say:

"Lunch will be ready soon, the chef is making some sort of green soup with pink vegetables." She said.

"Milq-noq, it's a soup from…never mind, its just help with people eyes." Obi-wan tells her.

"Smart man, I like a smart men." She says before leaving the room. The minute the door closed Obi-wan looks down at Anakin with eyes filled with anger.

"Who the bloody hell was that!?Are you doing drugs!? IS SHE A CRIMINAL!?" Obi-wan shouted. Anakin raises his hands and moves them in a circle motion to calm Obi-wan down.

"SHHHHHHH!" Anakin did with his lips. "There's two of them! And the other one scarier and is always near." Anakin said with a small hint of fear in his voice. Obi-wan looks around the room a bit to check is the coast was clear. He then looks back to Anakin to say:

"Do they know about…" Obi-wan voice goes low but his eyes started to move up then back to Anakin. Anakin shakes his head no.

"He's dead…remember…." Anakin said as he plays along. "Let's talk more after dinner." Anakin said before making his way out of his office. Obi-wan sighs before he hears Anakin scream, making the older male run out the office and into the hallway where a human woman was standing over Anakin.

"STOP THAT! IT'S CREEPY!" Anakin shouted at the woman before walking past her. The woman eyes follow Anakin down the hallway till he disappeared. Her eyes then moves to Obi-wan, their blue eyes met and in that second Obi-wan felt something his heart, something he never felt before, but that feeling was short lived for she closed her eyes and turned away from the male before proceeding to walk to the dining room.

(Late at night)

After everyone has eaten their dinner and said their prayer, Anakin and Obi-wan watch the two women dress in black fell asleep, Anakin took Obi-wan to the tower, where Dooku was, the old man looked pale and weak, more so then when he left.

"Anakin, what the hell is Dooku still doing alive?" Obi-wan asked.

"I've been too busy to kill him." Anakin said as he puts his index finger in his mouth and slowly bite on his nail. Obi-wan crinches a little as Anakin tears the nail off his finger. Once off Anakin continued to talk. "The two women down there are siths." He tells Obi-wan, the older male eyes widen in shock.

"What are siths doing in the castle?" Obi-wan asked. Anakin points at Dooku.

"He's been working with the sith, providing them money with citizen money."

"WHY!?"

"Because the old fuck owes them money!" Anakin shouted. "He hired sith to hunt down me and my parents! He then paid them extra to kill my father!" Anakin said. "Now they're here to train me."

"What?" Obi-wan asked.

"They want to train me, form an alliance." Anakin said. "ITS CREEPY!" Anakin shouted. "I don't want to be near those freaks!"

"Then tell them to leave."

"You go down there and tell the psychopaths to leave. I suggest wearing a light saber proof vest!" Anakin shouted at Obi-wan.

"Anakin, there are two sith in your home, now is not the time to make jokes!" Obi-wan shouted. "Also, fix him or kill him!" Obi-wan said as he points to Dooku. Anakin rolls his eyes as he sighs.

"I will bring 3CPO up here, but now I need to focus on those two down stairs." Anakin said. "That's why I called you down here."

"What?"

"I need your help! I got an idea on how to get rid of those two, without killing them." Anakin said with an evil smirk on his face. "I want you two seduce them."

"You want me to do what?"

"Seduce them! Make them both fall in love with you."

"And how will this help you?"

"Sith women are known to kill to protect their mates, if your turn them against each other then they will kill each other." Anakin said with a big smile on his face. Obi-wan on the other hand thought it was stupid.

"I am not doing it." Obi-wan said. "Find someone else to be your gigolo."

"But Obi-wan, you're the only person I trust!" Anakin shouted. "Please do this for me!"

"Anakin, you're just going to have to find someone else, now I will stay here and play the role as teacher, but you must find a way to get those two out of this castle before media finds out. By the way, where is Padme?"

"I sent her to a ladies boarding school, she didn't want to be seen in the castle after I cut pay for half to the galaxy." Anakin said, Obi-wan face palm himself.

"Oh Anakin…" Obi-wan muttered as he makes his way down stairs with Anakin following behind him. The two makes their ways down the long fleet of stairs and into the library, the secret door case door opens, revealing the blonde woman with blue eyes that glowed in the pitch night room. Anakin gasped as Obi-wan nearly fell to the ground in shock. The woman looks down at Anakin before saying:

"Its late, you must rest your highness." The woman spoke as she holds out a hand to Anakin. The young boy takes the woman hand, he then looks back at Obi-wan with a scared face. Obi-wan sighs as he follows the two to Anakin bed room, an actual bedroom. Obi-wan eyes widen a little as he makes his way to the guest room, Anakin sighs as he jumps on his bed and forces himself to fall asleep.

(Present time)

"Oh my force what the hell did I just do." Ahsoka muttered to herself as she walks from wall to wall in Anakin office. The hours went by as Ahsoka walks around the room with her head in her hands, thinking about ALL the consequences that could happen very soon, and for some weird reason they all ended in death.

"I should have listen to Anakin, I should have kick them out, I should had have never agreed to help Satine!" Ahsoka shouted in her head as she continues to walk around Anakin office. As she paced back and forth Obi-wan, who had just saw his wife cheating on him, had just entered the office and decided to get a couple of things from Anakin office. Ahsoka stops what she was doing and looks at Obi-wan confuse.

"What are you doing?" Ahsoka asked the older man that had just take a seat at Anakin chair with a pen and paper.

"Doing my resignation, and divorce papers." Obi-wan said, making Ahsoka stare at him with shocked.

"What!?" Ahsoka shouted. "WHY!?"

"Because I just witness my wife cheating on me." Obi-wan said. "All those years down the drain…"

"Years, you cheated on her first!" Ahsoka shouted, making Obi-wan look at her.

"Did Anakin tell you that?" Obi-wan asked. "I knew that boy was no good…"

"No, Aayla told me. You slept with her and luminara!" Ahsoka said, making Obi-wan look up at her as if she had said something stupid.

"So you're the one that told Satine?" Obi-wan said, making Ahsoka creak a nervous smile. She looks down to her feet then back at Obi-wan.

"Yea…But that doesn't explain why you were talking to Anakin about how you cheated on Satine with my godmothers!" Ahsoka said.

"I…was…DRUNK!" Obi-wan shouted as he stood up from Anakin chair. Ahsoka slowly begins to back up towards a wall in fear, she had never seen Obi-wan like this before. "I NEVER slept with them! I drugged them!" Obi-wan shouted. "I drugged them to make them THINK that we had a sexual encounter but we didn't! I used a special tea call Exotice that makes the brain imagination think that it is sexual active!" (Chapter 7, Obi-wan makes tea ;) Didn't think that part would be important huh? )

"So…you never had sex?" Ahsoka asked as her back touches the wall. Obi-wan moves away from desk and walks straight up to Ahsoka. He grabs her arm then pulls her towards his body before banging it against the wall, hard! Making Ahsoka close her eyes and moan in pain a little. When she opened them she saw Obi-wan close to her face.

"Because of your little mouth, I might lose my wife." Obi-wan said, Ahsoka could feel her skin crawl by the words coming out of this man mouth.

"I'm sorry…" Ahsoka whispered. Anakin enters the room and saw Obi-wan restraining Ahsoka against the wall.

"What's going on here?" Anakin asked.

"The queen ruined my marriage!" Obi-wan shouted. "You know I have been loyal to you Ahsoka, I have stand by you and protected you from Anakin insanity…well most of it. But this! This is where our bridge of friendship and trust falls apart and builds a wall. Don't ever come to me again for help again." Obi-wan said before walking past Anakin, bumping his shoulder along the way. Ahsoka looks down to the ground as her eyes begins to fill with tears, her legs become weak to the point it makes her body slide to the ground and begins to cry. Anakin looks down at her and walks over to her, he takes a seat next to her and sighs.

"Oh snips, I know you didn't mean for this to happen." Anakin said as he wraps his arms around Ahsoka. He then pulls her close to him in a hug as her cries start to become louder.

"I just…I just…I just wanted to help Satine, I didn't know she do this. I didn't…I thought she was going to talk to him…I didn't think she was going to do this…I…I…" Ahsoka breaks down into more tears. Anakin holds her closer and nods his head.

Kikkie: I AM BACK! WITH MORE DRAMA AND MORE COMEDY! Miss me? Lol, sorry I have been gone, I was determine to finish a story that I completely forgot about this one, but now I am back and I will finish this story, or at least try to. Thank you for reading!