Yay!! I'm back!! I know, I like disappeared off the radar for a while there. But I was grounded from the computer and then I went on vacation for two weeks and it's been insane!! Please don't hate me!!
Disclaimer: SM owns the wonderfully awesome Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. She also owns the not-so-awesome Breaking Dawn. Which leaves me with nothing.
Stranger that Emmett
Emmett Point of View
I plopped down beside my little sis. She was sitting on a rock by the river. "Hey Bella, what's up?"
"Emmett." She didn't look at me, staring off into space. Her eyes were watering a bit. I figured it was because of all the milkweed around. Vampires don't do too well with milkweed. After a certain amount of time, they start sneezing and coughing and have giggling fits. I figured Bella was close to that time.
I followed her gaze and found nothing particularly interesting. Just a river, trees, and TONS of milkweed.
"Er, what are we looking at?"
She still didn't look at me. "We are imagining Emmett Cullen drowning."
"That's nice. Who's Emmett Cullen?"
"The main character of my book. I can't figure out how to kill him off." She sneezed at the end of explanation.
"Hmmm, maybe a death by a milkweed allergic reaction," I suggested.
"Milkweed…that's interesting…how would…one GIGGLE…go about GIGGLE…" She continued into a major giggling fit.
This was really, really weird. She was acting stranger than me. Me…Emmett…Cullen…hey…wait a minute!
"Bella!! BELLA!! I'm Emmett Cullen!! And I've been hearing your voice inside my head for months narrating my life!! You can't kill me!! I'm a real person!!"
Her only response was to cough in between every couple of giggles.
"You said little did I know once!! Were you suggesting that I know little?!" I demanded her to answer me. If she thought I didn't know anything, I was going to be ticked, big time. I might also have a breakdown.
She just giggled more.
I took that to be a yes, and ran off to my room so I could cry into my fluffy pink pillow I used for my breakdowns.
Ugh, I'm ticked. Microsoft Word told me that majorly (Ugh!! There's that annoying red squiggly line again!) wasn't a word while I was typing this.
:-( It's like, my favorite word to use when I talk about being ticked off. Such as "I'm majorly ticked!"
Oh, well, I suppose I'll have to get over it.
This was short, I know, but I just watched 'Stranger Than Fiction' and have had this idea in my head. I promise that the next update will be longer!
Review if you aren't majorly ticked for me not updating!! Or if you are majorly ticked, go ahead and tell me. Possibly it will motivate me to update more often.