Was listening to a particularly annoying song today and this scene came to my mind :) Enjoy!
Kurt slumped into the bus seat, sighing heavily. They had lost. He was happy for New Directions, but going to New York with Blaine and the rest of the Warblers would've been fabulous. More than anything, Kurt felt responsible for their doom. He should have rejected Blaine's offer to sing the duet. Not only was the soloist brought down by Kurt's meager talent but their display of boy on boy affection had for sure swayed the votes of the conservative judged away from them. He should have told Blaine it was a bad idea.
I bet he wants nothing to do with me now, thought Kurt. He rubbed his eyes, pushing back regretful tears. I bet he regrets kissing me now.
Eeeeeeeooooh! The intercom screeched as Blaine wrenched it off it's hook, calling the Warblers to attention. Cringing, Kurt waited for the disappointment, the anger.
"Before the adults come on board and ruin our fun, I'd like to say something. Warblers, today we fought a noble fight," the tenor started. "We sang our hearts out and we did freaking amazing!" he screamed out the last part, bringing a round of cheers.
"BOOYAH!" Wes yelled uncharecteristicly. Everyone chuckled, even Kurt raising his head a bit, looking around.
Blaine's just too nice to call me out in front of everyone, I'm sure he'll tell me how he really feels later... Thought Kurt.
"And now I'd like my duet partner to come up with me," Kurt froze at Blaine's request. A few boys hollered and wolf-whistled. Rising, Kurt made his way to the front. Blaine beamed.
"Kurt, I want to ask you something," he looked the taller teen straight in the eyes.
Ooh Kurt thought distractedly, 'Dem eyes... Resisting the urge to fan himself, Kurt raised his eyebrows. What was he going to ask? Why did you fail? Are you sure you want to be a part of the Warblers? Did you leak our setlist? The list of horrors was endless.
Suddenly the Warblers began Doo-wopping in a creepy manner, making sex-eyes.
"No!" Kurt cried in terror. No. No. Blaine was not singing this song right now.
"If I was your boyfriend, I'd never letcha go," Kurt turned to him as he sang the first line.
And the countertenor's mouth dropped open.
While he was distracted, Blaine had removed his blazer, loosening his ties and unbuttoning his collar shirt. He gently pushed Kurt into the drivers seat of the bus, grabbing his tie and pulling it lose.
Oh dear sweet Spaghetti Monster in the Sky, Kurt thought. And judging from the way the Warblers grinned, he had accidentally said it. As Blaine sang, he began moving his hips in a very undapper manner. Kurt felt his cheeks go red. He crossed his legs, hiding his... Reaction.
The song was beginning to fall apart a little. Many of the teens were laughing too hard to sing properly. A few had tears in their eyes from trying not to laugh. Putting in his best "come-hither" face, Blaine stepped forward, his hips only a foot or so from Kurt's wide eyes. The pale diva began breathing heavily, flustered to the extreme. He looked about, trying his best to look anywhere but right in front of him. But Blaine's rocking hips were like a dead body, but much sexier. The tenor continued to torture his duet partner, stroking the boy's face, arms, thighs, hair, ect.
"If I was your boyfriend," Blaine finished the song, leaning down to press his lips lightly against Kurt's. Unthinking, Kurt leaned forward, attempting to trap Blaine's lips in his. And he fell out of the seat.
"Ooph!" he coughed. The entire bus was in howling with laughter. Kurt glared at the floor in front of him, mortified.
"Oh gosh Kurt, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" Blaine fought back chuckles, moving to help the teen up. Kurt flinched away from his touch, standing upright and dusting himself off. He directed his glare to Blaine now, folding his arms. The bus conitinued to quake with giggles. Blaine smiled sheepishly.
"So, Uh can I be your boyfriend?" he asked. Kurt held his glare for a few moments and then raised a single eyebrow.
"Hmmmmm," he mused. This was not where he had expected this to go at all. Oh well, make the best of it, he thought.
He grabbed Blaine's shoulders, twisting him around and shoving him into the bus seat. Blaine gulped, cheeks warming. But Kurt was far from done. With the eyes of the Warblers on him, Kurt slung his legs around Blaine's lovely hips, straddling him. The bus sounded with hollers of encouragement.
"Get some!"
"The tables turn!"
Finally, Kurt leaned down, his mouth millimeters from Blaine's. Blaine's eyelashes fluttered dizzily and he felt his breath hitch.
"Yes," whispered Kurt. And with that, he leapt of Blaine's lap and strutted back to his seat. The bus went wild as Blaine stared after the boy's retreating figure. Flushed, he followed after him.
"Tease," he commented, taking a seat. Kurt smirked.
"You played the Bieber Card, I had no choice,"
Blaine gaped at his new boyfriend, shaking his head.
"I'm going to get that kiss yah know," he promised, leaning in leeringly.
Kurt turned away, grinning. This was going to be fun.
Yes I know Boyfriend by JB wasn't out when they got together, yes I know it's a creepy and terrible song but couldn't you totally see Blaine loving that song and singing it constantly and annoying the crap outta Kurt? ;D Please REVIEW ALERT and Check out my multi-chapter, The One That Got Away. Klisses and Klugs to all!