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Chapter 11

What The Hell Just Happened?

Aiden successfully made it in to the house, I guess that his years of practice actually did come In handy. My journey up the ladder and to Spencer's window on the other hand could have gone a little smoother, I might have accidentally scared the living hell out of her. I got my answer when she slapped my head, cause you know I'm some big creepy stalker guy.

She was intent on having me beg on my hands and knees for forgiveness, not only for nearly causing cardiac arrest but for lying to her earlier.Then I thought I don't know if I can call her my girlfriend since I didn't quite ask to make it official but other than that we did everything girlfriends would do. We aren't even dating yet and she has me whipped, I literally went down on my knees, made my classic "forgive me cause I'm that cute face" and saw an approving smile emerge on Spencer's face.

Apologizing took ten minutes of my time, at least I could drool over Spencer. I was starting to wonder about Aiden and how he was doing, then I began to wonder why Aiden thoughts have to come and ruin my mood, some talented best friend he is. Even when he's not around he can annoy me.

I was already laying on Spencer's bed making sure that both of us were comfortable, her laying into my arm, and my other hand resting on her waist. I must have spaced out because I suddenly felt cold, I snapped back into reality and looked for Spencer. She was siting on the edge and looking at me as if I had something in my teeth. She asked what I was thing about, I didn't even know since my mind went blank, I decided on what I thought would go through my head. So I told her about how beautiful she was and how glad I was to have her in my life, before I registered what I said I asked her to be my girlfriend.

She suddenly leaned closer, it was at a point where I could feel her breath on my face. The room was silent except for our breathing and heart beats. I closed the gap and slowly lingered on her bottom lip. What was originally thought to be a "quick" kiss turned into a full blown make out session which ended with both of us on the floor. While on the floor I tried to get back up only to get pushed back, never knew Spencer had a dominant side. She straddled my waist and continued her attack. We continued until her phone which just had to be in her back pocket went off, vibrating against my stomach.

(A) "Wow Spence didn't know you were that happy to be on top."

(S) "Shut up"

(A) "Well I'm in no mood for interruptions."

(S) "Yeah me either."

(A) "Let me see your phone."

(S) "Fine but I still have to see who it is."

(A) "No you don't, how important could it be?

(S) "What ever just return it in one piece?"

(A) "I can't guarantee that."

(S) "What are you going to do?"

(A) "You'll see in just a second."

I took the phone and threw it out of the window that I came in from earlier. I mean how important could the call have been right? Now with the phone gone there would be no interruptions, I'll buy her a new one later but right now technology is not a necessity. I looked over at Spencer and her jaw was hanging it went well with the blank stare that was on her face. I took this as an opportunity to kiss her again. She immediately woke back up and leaned in for the rest of the kiss, I pulled back and asked if she was mad about the phone. She looked at me and then asked "what phone?", I'll take that as a no.

We crawled back onto her bad and feel asleep. We woke up to screaming and the sound of things crashing to the floor. It sounded like Paula, I looked at the clock and thought she wasn't suppose to be home for another two hours at least. I suddenly heard Glen and Aiden yelling at Paula, this erupted a feeling of dread in my stomach. It hit me all at once and obviously it hit Spencer too, looks like Aiden and Glen actually did get comfortable with each other.

Every one was running around trying to escape Paula's wrath, I told Spencer I should probably leave. I made my way to the window, then the unthinkable happened. Paula nearly ripped the door off of Spencer's room and found me in the middle of my escape, she ran to me and for some reason pulled me back into the room. I looked at Spencer asking her with my eyes what the hell is she going to do. I got my answer, she pushed me into the hallway wall next to Aiden who had a cut over his lip. First thing running through my mind was she was going to kill me, scratch that she was going to completely wipe me off the face of the Earth.

I guess it was obvious what Spencer and I were doing since my hair was way out of place along with other things. I looked around for Arthur, where was he? Paula must have got him on an errand before she checked up on all of us, damn she was going to kill us and there would be no witnesses.

I could see that she must have been angry when she walked in on her "straight" son with a guy, and then was enraged by the time she reached her "straight" daughter with her girlfriend. I'm still wondering how she knew I would be here though, then it hit me I left the ladder in plain sight.

Paula dragged both Aiden and me into the living room, leaving her own children dumbfounded upstairs. I asked what she was going to do to us, and immediately regretted it. She kicked Aiden in a very sensitive place and then came up to me and told me I looked just like my mother, she didn't even hit me or try to hurt me in any way shape or form with that she left to go tend to her children.

Okay what the hell?!? She doesn't even know my mom does she? When and how could they have possibly met?! Now I'm freaking out, not only did she not kill me but told me I looked like my mother. I barely know my own mother, and Paula knows her? I can't grasp or even begin to understand what just happened.

A few minutes latter I heard the front door open, I got off the couch to see who it was but realized it was just Paula leaving. Now I'm really lost, she came home to find her biological children were both gay, yells and screams, then leaves them all alone with their partners, significant others, lovers for God's sake? She has got to be on something, or she went to get whoever she could to "straighten" all of us out.

I was so caught up in my thoughts I completely forgot about Aiden on the floor still in pain. I asked him if he was alright and he gave me a high pitched "I'm fine", then he asked me how Paula knew my mom and I couldn't answer him. I spent more than enough time down here though I need to go back to Spencer and see how she is holding up.

I ran back up the stairs and found Spencer and Glen just sitting on the top step. I told Glen that Aiden was still downstairs and that he may need some help, he left immediately. I sat next to Spencer took her hand in mine and intertwined our fingers, she broke down and started crying into my shoulder. I held her there rubbing her back and telling her everything was going to be okay. I don't know how much longer I can comfort her though, I wanted to cry so bad but she needed me to stay strong. I wished that Mr. Carlin was home so that we could try and figure all of this out.

As if on cue he walked in the door, I stood up taking Spencer with me and ran to him and took him into an embrace. He looked at me and realized that something happened, then he stepped into the living room to see Glen with Aiden. He asked what happened and before I could answer he asked if Paula had something to do with it, I simply nodded my head up and down. He asked if Aiden and I were okay, we said yes and then he asked us if we could come back tomorrow since there were some things he needed to talk to his kids about.

We left, I told Aiden to wait in the car and went around the house to see if I could get Spencer's phone which I did, I picked it up and went to the car. I told Aiden if he could drive and he said it was fine, I looked at the phone and realized that somehow it managed to survive the fall. I looked through it and found the last voice mail message, it was from Paula saying that she would be home soon and then it asked if Arthur was home. I guess it would have been better if she looked at her phone, but it really was annoying me at the time I guess I need to stop being so impetuous.

The ride home was quiet, Aiden got out and I told him to get online and that I would talk to him soon, he simply nodded his head and exited. I drove slowly to my house not really wanting to get there but knowing I had to, I parked my car and walked to the front door. There were voices on the other side of the door. One was of course my mom, and the other one strangely sounded like some one familiar ...Paula?

I walked around the back to avoid every one just in case it was, but the stairs where near the front door. I cautiously walked and I saw the familiar blonde version of Satan hugging my mother. I really cant take anymore weird things happening tonight, my head is about to spin off. I somehow make it upstairs, but not with out hearing "I have to tell them soon". I get online but tell Aiden that I have to talk to him so he should get on the phone. Every thing that I had planned to say slips my mind and the conversation consisted of me speaking laconically. I waited another hour so that I could call Spencer but soon fell asleep.

(a/n) Next chapter will be kinda short but it will be all about Paula and the whole weird situation, there will be a couple of flash backs just so that everything makes sense to an extent.