Viktor returns with a few new antics :D

#97] I am not allowed to interrupt Yuuri's classes, or use ridicules pet names

"Mrs. Katsuki!" Viktor ran inside the kitchen. A very frightened look was written on his face. He halted in front of the startled looking woman then grabbed her arms. After inhaling a deep gulp of air, he exclaimed, hysterically; "Mrs. Katsuki, don't panic, but it seems Yuuri is kidnapped!"

The teen skater held his hand to his forehead, dramatically, as if he was about to faint. Mrs. Katsuki merely smiled then said; "Don't worry, Vitya. I'm pretty sure everything is fine with Yuuri."

"You are a strong woman, Mrs. Katsuki!" Viktor wailed; "I wish I could be like you, but I can't! The image of my poor Yuuri kept hostage somewhere keeps running through my head!"

"He's fine, Vitya…"

"How can you be so calm and say he's fine?! He's forced to stay put in a small room, for who knows how long! They will force him to…

"Vitya!" Mrs. Katsuki grabbed the teen's hands then gently squeezed them. "Those small rooms are called, classrooms."

"Yes! I know!" Viktor exclaimed with a frightened and pale look. "Do you have any idea how horrible place it is? It's one of the main reasons I decided to become a teen skater! No school! No homework! No horrible teachers, and most important, no tiny rooms! If you're not saving him, I will! I have to protect my innocent cinnamon roll!"

And with that, Viktor barrelled outside the kitchen as fast as he could. Mrs. Katsuki shook her head when she watched the silver haired blur leave then said, loudly; "You don't even know to which school you have to go to!"

"This is a small coastal town, Mrs. Katsuki! How hard can it be?!"

Later…

Yuuri's English teacher looked up and was met with one extra student. He had long silver hair, was wearing some Russian tracksuit, and his blue ocean eye (the one not hidden behind his hair) seemed about to swallow his face when he ogled the student in front of him.

The teacher cleared his throat then asked; "And who might you be?"

Yuuri, making random doodles in his notebook, suddenly froze when he heard a familiar voice behind him, replying; "My name is Viktor Nikiforov. I'm Yuuri Katsuki's loyal and handsome vassal." Cue, wide smirk. "And I'm here on an important mission!"

"Really? And what might that "important" mission be, Mr. Nikiforov?"

Viktor beams like the sun; "Ogle at my cinnamon roll, duh."

Yuuri slowly slid down underneath his table to hide his enormous blush.

#98] Nor am I allowed to waltz inside when he's taking a shower after P.E.

Yuuri, not sensing the danger that lurked at him, prepared himself for a quick shower after P.E. Once he felt the hot water on his skin, a voice whispered behind him in his ear; "You want me to help wash your back?"

"Vik-AAAGH!" Yuuri screamed in shock then felt himself slip onto the slippery floor, right into Viktor's arms. Viktor grinned.

"I'll take that as a yes.."

Luckily, Yuuri's class mates were there to safe him.

#99] No matter how lonely I am, I am not allowed to imitate multiple people then get engaged in a heated argument using each one of them

"When will you ever start listening to me, you silver haired bubble head?!"

Yuuri, just exiting the changing rooms of Hasetsu Ice Castle, froze in his tracks when he heard the boisterous voice of Yakov, Viktor Nikiforov's coach.

"You see this hair on my head? It gets greyer and thinner each second!"

"To be fair, Yakov, it was already very thin and grey before you became my coach," Viktor's voice guffawed. "So you should blame Lilia for it, not me."

"Oh, you little…!" a female voice hollered in rage. "You better watch your tongue before I pull you over my knee!"

Yuuri's eyes widened in shock. Whoever this Lilia woman was, she sounded like a mean old hag. But what concerned him the most was the idea of his beloved idol being spanked.

"Ha, like you can catch me! I am way faster than you," Viktor's voice guffawed. What happened next, made poor Yuuri turn pale to the roots of his hair. First he heard a woman scream a battle cry, as if she was attacking someone. Then he heard the sound of someone would make when trying to stop someone. Then he heard Viktor's signature laugh.

"That's it! You come here if you dare!"

"No, Lilia, stop! He's not worth it!

"Hahahaha.."

Yuuri couldn't take it anymore and decided to come his idol to the rescue. He swung the door open with gusto and screamed; "No, wait! Please don't hurt…" The poor skater's mouth fell to his knees when he only found Viktor, lying on the ice as if someone attacked him.

"Yuuri!" Viktor cried in happiness when he saw his number 1 fan, and jumped to his feet with gusto, before running over to him and squeezing him into a tight hug. "You're finally here! I was so lonely that I had to entertain myself by imitating the two most horrible people in this world!"

#100] I am not allowed to organize a party, only because this story hit the 100th rule mark

"Well, you did it, Viktor. I'm impressed!" Yuuri said as he watched his idol decorate the inn, on the inside and the outside. Yup, all the citizens of Hasetsu had to know the ice skater had broken is 100th rule. Though, there was still one thing that worried Yuuri. "Sorry for asking this, Viktor, but have you run this idea through with my parents? I mean, with the guests and all, and some of them already complained and…

"Wait! Who complained?" Viktor gasped then narrowed his eyes in suspicion; "I bet it was Chris! He's so jealous when you spend more time with me than with him. Or, he's simply jealous because I have way more better ideas than he has, and therefore are better company for you than he is. But yeah, whatever the reasons is, it's…

"Vitya?!"

"Ah yes, sorry…" Viktor smiled apologetic then replied; "Of course I have run this through with your parents. I believe your dad said, 'of course you can, as long there's beer.' So yeah, with one 'yes' in my pocket, I decided to ask your mom as well, and she replied; 'of course you can. You're part of the family now, Vitya…

"Wait, she said that?!"

"Yes she did! Also, last week, she told her friend I was her future son in-law." Viktor jumped off the stool he was using then took a long list from his pocket, handed it to the younger skater and said; "Please scratch Chris off of this list. I definitely don't want jealous people on my 100th rule party. Especially not because his jealousy might destroy what I have in mind for you and me."

Viktor exited the room with a flirtatious wink. Yuuri got a very bad feeling.

#101] I am not allowed to get myself drunk and propose to someone

"Yuuri! Isn't this party great? Even Yakov is enjoying himself, look," Viktor laughed and pointed. Yuuri looked at the table across the room where his dad did weird animal impressions in front of his audience. It wasn't a big audience, just Yakov and Mr. Nikiforov. Though, they didn't seem to enjoy it as much as Viktor made it seem. Viktor slapped Yuuri on the back and said, gleeful; "My dad likes your dad! I can tell."

Yuuri just grimaced. He wanted nothing but hide far and away in a tiny corner. Viktor suddenly remembered something.

"Ah, yes, my surprise for you." Viktor put the glass champagne he was drinking on a table then searched for something in his pockets. It didn't take long before he took out a small box and said; "Tadaa!"

Yuuri's heart skipped several beats. Viktor wasn't going to do what he thinks he's going to do, right? Viktor cleared his throat to get everyone's attention then kneeled down in front of Yuuri. "He is going to do what I think he's going to do!" Yuuri screamed inside his head.

"Yuuri, you are the sunshine in my life. You are my Katsudon, my love, my everything. Everything was so cold and lonely before you walked into my life…

"Vitya! That's enough!" Yakov roared, trying to separate the two apart by enveloping his arms around Viktor's waist and pull him away. Viktor didn't give up, though.

"Yuuri, will you take this as a symbol…

"VITYA! STOP…

"Yes!" Yuuri exclaimed, cutting Yakov off. Viktor smiled happily, squirmed himself free from his coach's grip and opened the small box, revealing a union ring. Yuuri looked at it, bewildered. "Ehm…Viktor…?"

Viktor beamed like the sun. "You like it? I know it's a bit weird, but you know, my papa won't let me near my money till I'm eighteen. I promise you'll get a real one, then. I love you, Yuuri."

Yuuri didn't know what to say. All he could was blush.

#102] I am not allowed to try use the Onsen at the same time as Yuuri

Yuuri sauntered sleepily from his bedroom to the Onsen for his morning bath, not aware of Viktor following him. But that changes when he wants to close the door behind him and finds the silver haired skater.

"Hiya, Yuuri!" Viktor waved at the groggy person in front of him, a smile on his face. Then he dropped his pyjama pants with gusto. Yuuri's groggy mind instantly snapped awake.

"Viktor, NO!" Yuuri exclaimed then pushed Viktor back out the door. The Russian teenager tried to object, but failed miserably. He also lost momentarily his vision after Yuuri picked up the pants from the floor then threw it in his face. "Vitya, stay!" Yuuri said firmly then closed the door and locked it.

Viktor, clearly not pleased with the fact he was locked outside, knocked on the door then wailed; "Yuuri, I get that your shy and all, but this Onsen is meant for public bathing. Besides, I have seen you naked before. This see-through glass door hides nothing. Especially not from me."

Yuuri nearly fainted in fright.

#103] I am not allowed to declare war on Yakov [I should know taking Yuuri as hostage won't work]

"VITYA! Are you even listening to what I'm trying to teach you here?!" Yakov barked in rage. Obviously not, because Viktor was engrossed with texting and posting pictures of him and Yuuri on his Instagram page. You could almost see smoke coming from Yakov's ears when he snatched the phone and hollered; "That's it, Vitya! You won't get this back until you did all of your homework!"

Viktor gasped loudly then wailed; "But Yakov, you said today would be my day off."

"From skating practice, NOT schoolwork! Your way too far behind, so get your act together and catch up with your homework!"

Viktor sighed then pouted; "But can I have my phone back, now? I still need to hashtag a few things below the post I was just uploading before you snatched the phone."

"No! Not before you made all your homework!"

Viktor sucked his lips in, indicating he was on the edge of having another tantrum. Yakov was used to them by now, and just stood up from the floor and made his leave. The young skater inhaled an exasperated breath then hollered; "This means war, Yakov! Give me back my phone or else…or else…" Viktor scanned his eyes through the room then spotted Yuuri who didn't seem to be aware of anything. Viktor grabbed the dark haired boy and pulled him down, locked his arm around him and yelled; "I declare Yuuri as my hostage until you give me back my phone, Yakov! My bad behavour will rub off on him, and you don't want that to happen! Then you have two mischievous bad-boys to deal with!"

The front door shut, indicating Yakov didn't care about Viktor's threats. Viktor was not pleased, but then saw Yuuri squirm in his arms and received an idea. Viktor smirked, wickedly.

An hour later, Yakov returned only to find Viktor still in 'wrath-mode.' Yuuri was lying on the floor next to him, tied up in a bunch of silly strings, trying to squirm himself free. It was somehow, futile.

Viktor puffed his chest then said with boisterous voice; "Behold, for I will keep this young boy hostage until you agree with my demands!"

Yakov rolled his eyes then walked to his room, nonchalantly.

#104] I am not allowed to offend Yuuri's classmates (not even when they deserve it)

Yuuri walked towards the school entrance when he suddenly got knocked over by Takeshi, the school's bully.

"Takeshi-kun, stop being so mean!" Yuuko said, trying to protect her friend. Takeshi just laughed, evilly then strutted inside the school. Behind a bush nearby, Viktor clenched his fists. He would get that bully back for hurting his little katsudon.

In class…

"V-Viktor, what are you doing here?" Yuuri asked worriedly when he saw his favorite skater skip inside the classroom, schoolbag and all.

Viktor grinned then said; "I decided to join your school during my stay in Hasetsu. I figured this 'prison' might not be so bad when you're around." The skater hopped into the seat in front of Yuuri, which was next to Takeshi. Viktor eyed the latter then leaned closer and said, bluntly; "That eyeshadow looks amazing on you. I MUST know where you got it so I can buy it for my friend, Mila!"

It was hard to tell whether Takeshi turned red in rage or embarrassment.

#105] I am not allowed to act dramatically in school

Viktor sighed impatiently, then finally the school bell announced it was lunchtime. The boy skipped outside the classroom, merely while dragging Yuuri and Yuuko along. Then they sat down in the school cafeteria.

The three students took out their bento boxes then suddenly, a voice announced a message over the PA system. Viktor dropped his chopstick, slid underneath the table, recoiled onto the floor, and screamed; "Yuuri! It's those voices again!"

Yuuko gave Yuuri a questioned look. The latter just sighed shortly then said; "Don't worry, he's never been to a school before. Everything is still new to him. he'll get used to it…eventually."

Yuuko nodded in understanding then two, very scared looking blue eyes appeared over the edge of the table, scanning everything like a frightened cat would do. Viktor then asked with tiny voice; "Yuuri, is it safe?"

Yuuri rolled his eyes then replied; "Yes Viktor, it's safe! Please sit down and eat."

Viktor climbed up from the floor then sat down and ate, but kept scanning the cafeteria, cautiously.

#106] I am not allowed to mess up the science experiment

Viktor watched Yuuri follow the science test, step by step, as it was described in his science book. It was very boring, according to Viktor, so he snatched the book from under Yuuri's nose then gave it a quick glance.

"Yup! Got it!" Viktor said then tossed the book away and gently moved Yuuri out of the way. "Allow me, little Katsudon."

Yuuri looked frightened. "Viktor. Do you have any idea how the experiment works? You only gave it a quick look."

"Of course, little Katsudon. I'm an expert, you see, and a fast reader, too." Viktor grinned then rolled up his sleeves. "Watch and take notes, my pork cutlet."

Yuuri's mouth dropped wide as he watched Viktor add random powder and other random science ingredients into a flask then heated it up. It started to boil and fume dangerously.

"Viktor…?" Yuuri said, worriedly.

"Aw, don't you worry, Yuuri. I've done this many times in my home tutor's science lab, and trust me, it never blew up."

Yuuri eyed the science test, worriedly. The volume started to increase and the boiling became even worse. Yuuri felt it in his gut. This was not a good sign. He could even tell his science partner became nervous.

"Do you think we should duck, Viktor?"

Viktor nodded vigorously then both disappeared under the table, just in time. Viktor's science experiment exploded and engulfed the entire class and its students in purple smoke. As soon as the smoke vanished, Viktor and Yuuri saw the destruction it had left. Everything and everyone but them were purple colored.

Viktor smiled, sheepishly; "Sorry, guys, but you don't need to worry. It will all wash off in a week or so. Trust me, I know. The same thing happened when I did a science experiment in my home tutor's lab."

Yuuri frowned; "Wait, you said the science experiment never blew up."

"What? No, you silly. I meant that the lab never blew up during all my failed experiments. Trust me, I'm a disaster when it comes to stuff like this." Viktor laughed.

"And you said you were an expert!" Yuuri yelled.

Viktor snorted; "Yeah, an expert in failing and blowing up experiments." He had to run for that one, because Yuuri charged after him, furiously. Viktor wailed; "But, Yuuri, I at least warned you in time to duck, otherwise you would have been a purple Katsudon. You should thank me, you know?"

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