"talking"

thoughts

regular?

A/N: I don't own Naruto at all. So there is the disclaimer yet again

CO-A/N: This chapter is by Sherriahstargirl :D I hope you enjoy!

Once everyone was in the tree house I couldn't help myself but to shout out, "AHHHH! This must be a dream! I can not believe that we are here!" I stood up and started to get more pumped as I kept on talking. "I met Naruto, killed my voice, was sent to the hospital, and played a prank on Sasuke."

I paused and looked at everyone to find out they weren't even paying attention. Capri was currently trying to film everything in the room. She was probably going to post this on facebook when we get back. Ugh! Reminder to self, don't let her get you with the camera.

I turned to look at Sarr Bear and saw her listening to her I-Phone. She was listening to Judas priest by the music and bass that was radiating off of her. My attention was turned to Christian and Kiba, who were having a debate over something pointless.

"I'm NOT a cosplayer. What the heck is a cosplayer? You guys are way too weird for me. I can't understand most of what you guys are saying!" stated Kiba who was trying to convince Cc that he was real. "That's impossible", he started to tighten his hands into a fist. He looked different but defiantly was the same stubborn Christian.

I started to get annoyed by them not listening to me and walked to the elevator to let myself go down by sliding the ropes out of my hands. I hit the ground way too hard and let out a small grunt.

"Dag on it! That hurt!" I started to huff and puff at the contraption when I saw my favorite ninja dog running at me. His whole white fluffy body was all I saw as he tackled me onto the ground.

The licks he gave me were intense. I never felt a tongue that big on my face. Akamaru finally let up after I begun to push him off me. I couldn't help myself but to laugh. Animals always seem to make me happy no matter what and he was no exception.

I sat up and rubbed his neck a bit. "You are the best dog I have ever known, you know that?" He barked at me and then looked distracted. He ran over to the edge of the clearing and continually barked at the bushes.

I got up and followed with my eyes where he was barking at. I just stared at this one bush that began to shake.

I backed up and prepared myself for the worst to come out. The bush stopped rattling and out came a little white rabbit. "Awww" I went over to it and noticed that it had a note on its back. I took it, opened it, and read what it said. "Don't scream? What does that mean?"

I figured out pretty quickly as a kunai landed into a tree behind me.

Whoever thought I wouldn't scream had to be on drugs. I screamed alright. I screamed my head off. The sharp object was soooo close to my head. How the heck am I not suppose to be scared?

"AH!" I fell to the ground and closed my eyes for a second. As soon as my breath was fine I picked myself up off the ground. I looked around for Akamaru but he was no where in sight. That left me alone with a kunai throwing ninja. Just my luck.

I turned around conscious of everything around me. I looked at the kunai and noticed it also had a piece of paper on it.

I read it and started to get angrier more and more as I read each line on the thin paper. I balled up the paper and put it in my pocket. I had a mission to do and no one was going to get in my way.

I yelled up at the tree house, "HEY!" I guess they heard me because they all stared out the window. "I have to go! But I will be back tomorrow!"

I quickly ran into the forest, running nowhere specifically because I knew he would be close by. He made my blood boil just at the thought of the stupid letter he sent to me.

Somehow the stupid Uchiha had found out where I was and the kunai that he 'sent' me with the letter had told me to come urgently.

Well…it wasn't that exact wording but the gist of it. Usually I wouldn't answer to any of his orders but since I have to live with him and he can tell the hokage that I left to the tree house without permission I complied. But if he thinks i'm going to be nice when I came home he had another thing coming.

I have been wondering around for awhile in this forest of doom for about an hour. There is no more hope of me getting out of this dag on forest! I have tried every possible way to get out of this thicket and no luck. I'm sure Sasuke is just having a ball watching me just get more and more confused. Oh yeah, he's out there. The jerk sent another kunai at me while I passed this humongous oak for the seventh time. This time no note though. Lucky me.

My mood started to slip from confused to down right pissed. This little boy is toying with me and he thinks he can get away with it. Well, i'll show him. He doesn't know me and what I can do to ruin someone's life.

Actually I never ruined anyone's life, but I can try my hardest just for him.

"DAG YOU UCHIHA!"

I swear I heard him chuckle in the back ground. "This is why I like Itachi way better than I like you." I tried to whisper it but my voice is naturally loud so it came out as a normal tone.

"What the hell did you just say?" Great. Now the coward comes out. He was standing in front of me by the huge oak. His whole expression was furious but my whole mood was furious too, so two can play that game.

"You heard me. Just like the words of frustrations that you been laughing at for the last hour." I walked up to him and poke him in the chest. Hoping that he would at least move when I did that but he was a skilled ninja and stood strong.

"You don't ever talk about that bastard. That goes under the list of rules that you have."

He poked me back in my shoulder and I actually stumbled back a few feet. "Ow! That hurts! Don't touch me. Wait a second did you say a list of rules? I will not follow any rules that you have." I walked back up to him and poked him harder in his shoulder. He didn't even flinch but stalked forward to me.

He stood in my personal bubble and forced me to look up at him. He towered over me and looked serious "You will do whatever I say slave."

I slapped him. But instead of him being hurt by it, I hurt my own hand. "Dag. In the movies it always hurts the slappee not the slapper." I flexed my right hand and figured out that it will be sore for awhile. "I am no ones slave. You got that?"

I looked up from my hand to see him with purely amused face. I don't think that belongs on the face of the dark avenger. It was so weird not seeing a mad or nonchalant face on him. He looked so human with it on his face. I found myself staring at him and his weird eyes. It was like a chasm of darkness straight on his face. I must say he has hot eyes.

He grabbed my hand and did some sign with his right hand. We instantly poofed and transported to his main house before I knew what was going on. He dropped my hand and motioned for me to follow him as he walked into his house.

His house didn't look like anything on the outside. It was decorated in a normal house way. The walls were beige and had a living room when you walked in the house. In there was a huge stereo and couches around it. He walked pass the room and went down a hallway. I continued to follow him when there was an open doorway into a kitchen.

It was a nice updated kitchen with the touch start oven and stove top. I love those stove tops and always wanted to cook on one of them. I looked at the Uchiha and he pointed to the refrigerator, "Cook. I'm hungry."

He left the room and I was stunned. What do I look like? "Why should I cook for you? Aren't you worried that I might poison it? How do you know I cook? I could be horrible at it."

He replied from the hallway, "Because I said so. No. I'm just hungry. Cook.".

"Done." I was happy that I had finished the meal. It tasted just right. Not too sweet and not too saucy. I had made spaghetti for dinner tonight. I loved to cook it because you can create it in so many different ways.

It was pure luck that he had the ingredients around his house. It was like it was planned out. Weird.

Just when I was putting the food on plates Sasuke walked in. He took a whiff of the room and smirked. "Hm, smells good" He came over and took the plate of spaghetti from my hands. He turned and walked away again from the room. "If that's your way of saying thank you, your welcome"

I cleaned up my mess in the kitchen and walked out to the living room and saw him eating on a large black couch while the stereo was playing some jazz in the background. He looked content so I started to walk toward the door. He didn't need me around here anymore.

"You're not leaving. Eat." Ugh! This guy is so spoiled. I got a plate and ate my food standing up in the kitchen. When I finished I put my dish in the sink and went for the door again. "Nope. You need to wash the dishes." He got up from his seat and walked past me. He motioned me to follow him again with his hands and I did.

So far I had done everything he had asked me to do. What more those he expect before I say no? He plopped his dish in the sink and turned to look at me. I probably looked a hot mess. I splashed the sauce on my jacket when I cooked it so there was a huge stain there. My hair was messed up too since I wasn't use to long hair yet and I put it in a pony tail that became messy throughout the day. My pants weren't ironed and I wore my same black sneakers I always wear.

He looked perfect as always. With his spiky black hair and his black tank top he had on to show off his muscles… Wait. What? When did he have a tank top on? I didn't notice this at all earlier. He had the usual black ninja pants and shoes on too. He looked at me and stared at my face. He finally spoke "You have something on your face."

I was so embarrassed. I ran to the sink and rinsed my face with water. Then I took a paper towel to my face. I wiped the sauce that was on the side of my mouth and couldn't look up at him. I went to the dishes without one more glance at him.

I was having some fun while watching the dishes. I was pouring the soupy water into the cups and the pour it into another cup and back in forth. It was so much fun that I lost tracked of time. Before I knew it my hands were all pruned up.

"You are having fun with that?" Sasuke was leaning on one of the counters behind me. "Yes. Yes I am. You got a problem with that?"

I still couldn't look at him so I stared deep into the sink. "Nope. Just didn't think you were one for house work."

"Well I just happen to enjoy it, thank you. Can I leave now? The dishes are done."

"Nope." I had enough of following what he had to say. I opened my mouth to say a witty comeback but then the door bell rang. Who would ever come through here?

"Go answer it." I let out a grunt and walked to the door. "Who is it?"

"It's Naruto! Let me in Teme!" I was so happy that he was there. I haven't seen my Naru-chan in so long. I yanked open the door and gave him a huge hug. "Sher-chan!"

Even if he called me that disgusting name it didn't matter. "I haven't seen you in so long! Where have you been?"

I let go of Naruto and let him come in the house. "She's been here dobe."

Sasuke came into the living room and was glaring at Naruto. "Why would she be here?" he asked Sasuke. "Because she's my new maid." I stared at the jerk and replied "I am not anyone's maid", I turned to Naruto, "He is my new babysitter. I have to live on the same grounds as him. It's not fun at all. Now living with you, that would be a blast!"

"You better believe it would be a blast! Maybe if we ask granny to switch me and Sasuke then you can live with me." Naruto grabbed my hands and started to jump up and down. I followed suit and soon we were jumping around in a circle.

"No. She has to live with me. She's my maid after all." Sasuke seemed like he was glaring at both of us and we stopped jumping around. I turned around to the grump and still held Naru's hand. "You don't own me." I tried to glare back but it failed. He pulled my forearm that wasn't close to Naruto and broke our hands up. "Yes I do."

"Teme! Get your hands off of her!" Naruto was about to grab me when Sasuke looked up. His eyes had activated the sharingan and Naruto walked back a bit. I sighed and pulled my arm away from the Uchiha. "Turn that thing off, don't touch me, and I am not your maid!" I stormed over to the couch and sat down Indian style with my hands crossed.

"Look what you did. Now she's mad." Naruto walked over to me and sat to the right of me. He put his arms around me and made me lean on his shoulder. I squealed at first but relax into his side hug. Then I felt the weight on the left side of me on the couch. He pulled me upright and I turned to look at his face. "What?"

"Another rule, that's not how you answer my door. You say welcome to the Uchiha house hold and another thing you never let the dobe in my house." I snorted at him. Who does he think he is? I sighed and turned to Naruto and ignored him. "Why are you here Naru-chan?"

"Well. I wanted to ask Sasuke to help me find you so I could ask you to come with me on a double date."

Their was a long awkward silence in the room. I was trying to figure out if he asked me out on a date or ask me to come along with my own date. "Details."

Naru got what I meant and told me that he asked Sakura out and told her it's just a double date and he wanted someone to go with him. He needs to find someone quick because their date is two days away.

"Tsk tsk Naru-chan. Why lie to the girl? You could have just asked her on one alone. Anyways I don't have anyone to bring to the date"

Naruto looked defeated and I felt Sasuke having a happy aura around him. Guys…

"But Sher-chan! You can go with Kiba. Go with him." Before I could tell Naru okay someone answered for me.

"No." I looked back at the Uchiha and his serious expression told me he wasn't going to back down. It was my turn to look defeated at Naruto. "Come on Teme! I will make sure she doesn't get in trouble." He replied, "Highly Doubtful."

"Why can't she go Teme? Jealous?" Naruto stood up and was standing in front of Sasuke. "Why would I ever be jealous of her and that noob? She has to stay because I am not giving her permission to ever be alone and i'm not going just to be a fifth wheel."

Sasuke was now standing toe to toe with Naruto and they look like they were about to fight. "Hey. Why don't you guys go together?" Naruto and his bright ideas.

Me and Sasuke looked at each other and started to laugh. It was too hilarious the thought of each other on a date.

"Naruto, why don't you try and ask someone else? I'm sure there are other couples that would love to go. Just go ask Neji and Tenten." Both boys were looking at me like I was crazy. "They aren't a couple Sher-chan." "Oh yes they are."

Naruto looked dazzled and ran out of the house without warning. Sasuke sighed and flopped down on the couch.

I leaned back into the couch with my eyes closed. I thought about what just happen and I had a question that was burning in my mind. "Am I really going to be your maid? Because I really wanted to go get a job somewhere in this place."

I opened my eyes to find him staring at me. I continued on, "I just want to have my own money to buy stuff. Like new clothes." I pointed at my horrible dirty outfit. He closed his eyes and leaned his head back on the couch. "Yes you are my maid and no you can't have a job."

I was disappointed again. "Why not?" I turned my body toward him and he stared at me. "Because I said so." He kept staring at me and I stared right on back. "That's not fair. You're not my daddy. I can do what I want. Just like I am going on that date with Naru and Kiba."

He snapped "Like hell you are! There is no way I am going to let you go out with him. You're grounded!"

I snapped back, "You can't ground me! I am so going on the date and if I want I will date Kiba!" He grabbed my hand again and we poofed inside my cozy little house. He pulled me into my room and pushed me on the bed. He looked at me with fire in his eyes. His eyes were turning red and started to spin. I looked at him as his face contorted "Why isn't it working?!"

I finally got what he was trying to do. "Where you trying to use that thingy on me? I can't believe you would stoop that low! Don't try to control me." I got off the bed and tried to slap him again but he stopped my hand. He stared at me before he fiercely kissed me. It was a quick kiss but it gave me a lost for words.

I saw his face twist into confusion before he dropped my hand and walked out of my room. I sat staring at the door and then fell to sleep. For some reasons that kiss reminded me of something…

I rolled into my bed and fell asleep before I knew it.

I awoke in the early morning in Konoha. I looked out the window and saw that the waterfall had attracted some animals to it. It was cute as a baby squirrel was following its mommy squirrel to the water. Then the weirdest thing happen, a llama also came to the waterfall and stuck its head in the water. It came up and shook the water off of its neck.

Then a raven came and sat on its back and look like it was snuggling the llama. Then the llama snuggled back and then they kissed.

I shot out of bed with beads of sweats rolling down my face. I turned to the alarm clock that was on the nightstand and grunted when it was only 5 in the morning. I might as well get up now then. I walked to the bathroom and saw that there was a baggy black t-shirt with the Uchiha symbol on the back and some black capri pants.

I guess he heard what I meant by me not having clothes last nite. I stepped into the shower and let the hot water wake my body up. Then I remembered what exactly happened last nite.

"AH!" I slipped on the tile and hit my head on the wall. As I sat at the bottom of the shower I couldn't help but bring my fingers to my lips. "How did this happen?!"

I finally got out into the kitchen for breakfast. I decided me staying in this house was a no no. So breakfast anywhere else is in order. I open the door and an envelope fell to the ground. I picked it up and opened it. It had money in it!

I am going shopping!

I was at this boutique store picking out clothing to wear for my stay here. I had to ask the clerk on how much money I had because I don't know how much yen I had. She had to explain it to me and I calculated that it was two hundred dollars. I had bought a couple of clothing that suited me and the proper under clothes since I had none here at all. Then I came upon this awesome dress of awesomeness.

It was the right shade of purple that reminded me of my eyes. It was simple. It had long sleeves the flared out at the end. It had a semi low cut that was awesome. It came down to calf length and flowed beautifully. It had designs of swirls all over it and I loved it!

I had to buy it so I did. It was the most expensive piece of clothing I had ever bought. It was 70 dollars but it was worth every penny.

I shopped till it was lunch time when I found this cute bakery. OOH! A bakery!

I walked inside when I met another Naruto character. "Hi! Welcome to my bakery. How may I help you?"

It was the chip eating Chouji that was great. He was huge. I'm not talking about his weight. I am talking about how tall he was. He was so tall. I felt like a shorty compared to him.

"Hi. What do you serve here?" He looked at me like I was dumb because I was in a bakery. "We sell pastries."

I slapped my forehead and asked for a slice of chocolate cake. Even though I chose a cake for lunch it was so worth it. It was so delicious. I mumbled to myself, "I wish I can make a cake this good.

I didn't know Chouji was standing over top of me, "Well I can teach you if you want"

I screeched in happiness. "That will be totally awesome!" I stood up and shook his hand saying thank you over and over again. He blushed and said, "No problem. Come in tomorrow at any time and I will teach you."

I was so happy! Maybe if I do well I will get a job here. Yay! The word tomorrow though reminded me that I had somewhere to be. I had forgotten to meet everyone at the tree house. I said a quick good bye to Chouji and rushed out of the place.

I ran all the way to the woods. Me being so out of shape I had to stop and take a breather a couple of times. I found my way though the woods so easy this time. There was marked arrows on some trees that helped me get there. Once I got there I was surprised to see a familiar unwelcomed face.

Sasuke Uchiha was standing in the middle of my friends. He looked annoyed and it seemed that sarr bear and Capri were teasing him about something. I also saw Cc and Kiba there talking about something but Akamaru barked and Kiba looked my way.

"Hey look! There she is." I had to walk over to the tree house base with all their eyes on me. Sarr looked devious and Capri did too for some odd reason. Cc was shaking his head and Kiba just looked excited. I didn't want to look at the Uchiha for obvious reasons but I could feel his eyes on me.

"So what's up?"

The next chapter will be by Christian :3