FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:11am
SUBJECT: apparently I'm rich
All I need is a bank account and a fax and no brains whatsoever and I'm up 47 million.
Lagos, Nigeria.
Attention: The President/CEO
SUBJECT: Confidential Business Proposal
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:13am
SUBJECT: why didn't we think of this before?
We should check out this website they "don't want money to get our problems eliminated" We could hire them for free and get our problems eliminated.
SUBJECT: found that website!
How are you doing today. I hope that you are sitting down because I found that site that you couldn't find. I almost forgot, I looked at it and it is something that you should look at and it will help you right now and they do not want any money to get your problems eliminated, and not only that if you do not like what you see while you are there just say so and you will never bothered by them again.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 10:15 am
SUBJECT: re: why didn't we think of this before?
If they did want money, we could use your $47 million to pay them.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:22am
SUBJECT: they suspended my ebay account!
I didn't even know I had an ebay account.
Subject: your (eBay) account could be suspended
Dear Customer
For the User Agreement, Section 9, we may immediately issue a warning, temporarily suspend, indefinitely suspend or terminate your membership and refuse to provide our services to you if we believe that your actions may cause financial loss or legal liability for you, our users or us. We may also take these actions if we are unable to verify or authenticate any information you provide to us.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 10:25 am
SUBJECT: re: they suspended my ebay account!
Now what are you going to spend your fortune on?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 10:25 am
SUBJECT: bored, are we? finished our research, did we?
What are you doing? What's with all the canned ham?
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:29am
SUBJECT: re: bored are we? finished our research, did we?
Just cleaning out my email account. I'm ready whenever you want to come get me.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 10:32 am
SUBJECT: have you seen this new invention?
It's called the DELETE button. Just delete delete delete everything.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:31 am
SUBJECT: re: have you seen this new invention?
Ha. Ha. Ha.
I am deleting most of them. I'm reading the more interesting ones. A year and a half of emails is a lot to get through.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:37 am
SUBJECT: this one is yours
WARNING ! WARNING ! EXTREME VIRUS THREAT!
If you see anything about A GIRL WHO KILLED HERSELF OVER SOMETHING HER FATHER WROTE ON HER WALL! ***DO*** NOT*** OPEN***
YOU will NOT be able to delete This self -replicating virus!
PLEASE PASS ALONG QUICKLY BEFORE SOMEONE ...OPENS IT !"
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:38 am
SUBJECT: probably yours
SUBJECT: Tick removal, good advice
Tick removal,
If you don't know, this is good info whether you live in the city or the country! It is about time for the little stinkers to latch on. Please forward to anyone with children... or hunters or dogs, or anyone who even steps outside in summer!
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:39 am
SUBJECT: REALLY yours
Subject: New Scam
This new scam is being pulled on men. What happens is that when you stop for a red light a young, nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car. They are very good at this.
They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday. I wasn't able to find them on Sunday.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:40 am
SUBJECT: I guess they don't know we already took care of this one
Subject: Death By Bloody Mary
THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN CURSED ONCE OPENED YOU MUST SEND IT.
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 10:42 am
SUBJECT: did they say where that "naked girl scam" is most likely to happen?
Gee whiz. How many of these did you get? No wonder your inbox was full.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:43 am
SUBJECT: California no doubt.
I know, really. You'd think people would have better things to do than doctor pictures and broadcast nonsense.
Subject: Fwd: FW: Fwd: Fw: Read before opening picture
True or not - this is pretty creepy - & just in time for Halloween!
This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient in the bed was in an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death. She's the GHOST you see under the bed!
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:44 am
SUBJECT: re: did they say where that "naked girl scam" is most likely to happen?
Wait – how did you know that my inbox was full?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 10:44 am
SUBJECT: Pack up. I'll be right there to get you. Then onto California.
With all that crap? How could it not be full?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 10:49 am
SUBJECT: earth to Sam
Sammy? You still there? You get stuck in a canned ham?
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 10:53 am
SUBJECT: re: earth to Sam
Ha. Yeah. I'm just deleting deleting deleting. I've won five lotteries, had seven ebay accounts closed down and am third in line to a South African kingdom. Not bad for a morning's email, hunh?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 10:54 am
SUBJECT: re: earth to Sam
You got more accomplished than most small countries.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 10:59 am
SUBJECT: you stalling our road trip to CA?
You there?
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 11:03 am
SUBJECT: re: you stalling our road trip to CA?
Yeah. I'm just going through my emails. I just –
You emailed me.
Last year, last fall
You emailed me.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 11:07 am
SUBJECT: re: you stalling our road trip to CA?
Dean?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:09 am
SUBJECT: re: you stalling our road trip to CA?
Yeah?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:13 am
SUBJECT: re: you stalling our road trip to CA?
Sam?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:16 am
SUBJECT: (no subject)
You read all of them, hunh?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:19 am
SUBJECT: (no subject)
Sam?
You still there?
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 11:21 am
SUBJECT: re: (no subject)
Sorry. I packed up and went outside. I didn't want to - I wanted to -
You remember what my college ID picture looked like?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:23 am
SUBJECT: what's to remember?
The thing's been in my wallet how many years?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:26 am
SUBJECT: (no subject)
Sam?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:29 am
SUBJECT: (no subject)
All right, I'm coming to get you. Don't go anwhyere.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 11:30 am
SUBJECT: re: (no subject)
Dean - wait -
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:32 am
SUBJECT: waiting
see subject line
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:37 am
SUBJECT: OK, still waiting
Sam?
All right - look. You have no idea - all right you do have an idea - when I emailed you that - those - just never mind about them allright? I'm coming to get you.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 11:38 am
SUBJECT: (no subject)
I didn't read them all.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:39 am
SUBJECT: and are you going to read them all?
OK.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 11:41 am
SUBJECT: (no subject)
You should've asked Miss Perky if she had a knife forged with dragon's blood. That would've gotten you a look.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:43 am
SUBJECT: re: (no subject)
It would've gotten me thrown out of the mall.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 11:47 am
SUBJECT: (no subject)
I missed you too.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:49 am
SUBJECT: re: (no subject)
You remember?
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 11:52 am
SUBJECT: (no subject)
I just know.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 11:53 am
SUBJECT: I can't read them all because
You knew my inbox was full, so you sent me an email that bounced back. So I can't read that email.
But I know what it said.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 11:56 am
SUBJECT: (no subject)
Dean?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 11:59 am
SUBJECT: re: (no subject)
Pack up, Sammy. I'm coming to get you. All this emailing is wearing me out.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 12:01 pm
SUBJECT: (no subject)
Yeah. OK. I'll be here.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZepplinRules
TIME: 12:01 pm
SUBJECT: one last canned ham
Subject: THIS IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL!
If I could sit on the porch with God, the first thing I would do is thank him for you... Read the bottom and see how it works.
Try this! ...it really works. If you take this e-mail and forward it to at least 5 people, including the person that sent it to you, something amazing will happen to you!
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 12:03 pm
SUBJECT: too late
something amazing already did happen to me.