Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Power Rangers, What is Love, You Give Love a Bad Name, Captain Planet, the Green Lantern, Super Sentai, The Addams Family, the Incredible Hulk, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, White and Nerdy, or I'm the One That's Cool.

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There was a rap on Harvey's door, and the officer looked up. He was sitting on his bed, cross-legged, typing on a little screen balanced in his lap. The knock came again, sharper this time.

"Yeah? Who is it?"

"Sanchez."

"Come in." The door slid open, and Sanchez slipped inside. She plunked down on the bed beside Harvey, and glanced around suspiciously. The small room was standard, with one bed, a closet, bathroom and computer linked to the main HQ interface. It was very white, and distinctly cleaner than Sanchez's quarters.

"Nicholson's working on a system bug, right?"

"Right."

"Good. Here," she pulled out a little flash drive and plugged it into Harvey's screen. A document opened, and Harvey grinned at the list of rules.

"Great."

"When we're done, we have to think of a punishment for him, you know," Sanchez added, scooting over beside Harvey to see. He glanced sideways at her, but Sanchez didn't seem to notice how close they were. "Well?"

"Right. Look for ideas in here." Harvey held up the pad to see better, and cleared his throat.

"201. I will not write Phineas love letters signed "Leelee" before they've met.

-Or vice versa.

202. I will not play 'What is Love' around Joel and Angela—they are happily married anyway.

-'You Give Love A Bad Name:' same as above.

203. When forming the Megazord, I will not shout "Then let our powers combine!"

-nor will I paste a giant blue globe to the Megazord's chest.

-While Wild Force does care about the environment, and the Galactic, Mystic Force and Samurai Rangers all use elemental powers, they are not Planeteers.

204. I will not prevent Rita from turning Tommy into her evil Green Ranger.

-Nor from kidnapping Kat.

-And I will not do this by swapping myself for either of these people.

205. 'The voices made me do it' is no longer a valid excuse.

206. I will not go back and fix Serpentera's power issue early. THIS WOULD BE BAD.

207. I will not attempt to make any color Lantern Ring out of a team's power
source.

208. Though it is good that I am aware that the Raptor Riders are Utahraptors, I will not sic them
on someone who calls them 'Velociraptors.'

-nor will I send said person back in time to 'learn the difference.'

209. Maya's ability to communicate with Kendrix after the latter's temporary death does not mean that she 'Sees dead people,' so I'll stop saying she can.

210. I will not, no much how much I want to, bring up Goseiger or Gokaiger just to 'Show what the next Power Ranger teams look like.'

-Or anything before Zyuranger to show 'Power Ranger teams from other planets.'

-And especially not Dairanger.

211. Tenaya 7's detachable hand is not Thing, and it cannot hear me if I thank it, anyway.

212. I will not ask Goldar whether he is a monkey, lion or wolf, or 'some unholy combination of all three.'

-Nor will I ask anyone else.

213. No Ranger needs a machine gun to 'be more awesome.'

214. I will not call Sensei Watanabe Splinter 'by accident.'

215. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have already been here, and I do not need to give them their own powers.

216. I will not get Ziggy into a paper-vs.-hand-shadow-puppets debate.

-Especially during a battle.

217. Not allowed to steal the Zords for a joyride.

-Nor may I steal Rita's bicycle.

218. It is considered inadvisable to approach a giant monster in the midst of destroying the city and tell it 'bad monster, bad! I will rub your nose in that destroyed warehouse!'

-Especially if I intend to carry out said threat.

219. I will not try to exorcise Dai Shi out of Jarrod.

-No, not even if I get legitimately ordained for the purpose.

-Besides, it won't work, just make him angry.

220. No matter how cranky any villain may get, I should not caution the one annoying him 'don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.'

-Nor can I do this in reference to a hero." Harvey scrolled back to the top of the page. Sanchez was leaning against him now, and he coughed a little, visibly uncomfortable. "Okay, any brilliant ideas?"

Biting her lip, Sanchez began to think. Harvey flicked up and down through the document, carefully not looking at Sanchez. Although he didn't notice, Sanchez cast a sly glance at him, smirked a little, and draped an arm over his shoulders, resting her head against the side of his neck. Harvey's ears turned slightly pink.

"Actually, I think I do," she said airily.

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Nicholson wandered into his room, and jumped three feet as the computer began to blast "White and Nerdy" at top volume. Darting to the computer, he muted the volume—but that only switched the song to "I'm the One That's Cool." Frantically, Nicholson flicked through the computer programs, but each attempt to turn the thing off only switched the song.

"What's going on in here?" Nicholson sprang away from the computer and snapped a salute at Alex Drake, standing in the doorway. Breathing very fast, Nicholson looked from the computer to his superior officer.

"I-it's a prank, I think. I was trying to turn it off." With barely a glance at Nicholson, Alex crossed to the computer, swiped a card, and leaned in to speak into the microphone.

"Override 18." The sound cut off abruptly. Nicholson sighed in relief, but straightened again as Alex faced him. Or rather, looked past him to his closet. "Sanchez, Harvey, come out now."

As Nicholson looked over his shoulder, his two friends tumbled out of the closet, both flushed and rather giggly. They came to his side and stood at attention, Sanchez biting the insides of her cheeks to keep from laughing. Alex glared, and her smile faded.

"For disrupting the rest of the floor with your antics, you are all on basement-cleaning detail for the rest of the week. Dismissed." Nicholson opened his mouth to protest, but Alex just walked out of the room.

"Gotcha," Sanchez said, clapping Nicholson on the shoulder. She chuckled again.

"It's not fair," he muttered, going to his computer and beginning to flip through the files.

"Well, seeing as you're supposed to be a computer genius, you should have fixed it before he showed up. At least, I think that was what Alex intended," Harvey put in. Nicholson just growled.

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204—Ghostwriter. 201-2—Guy With 1000 Names. 203 is a combination from Guy with 1000 Names and F-35 Phoenix, who is also responsible for 205-8. 210 from WolfsbaneX.