Writing on: July 30/Aug 11/Aug 13/Aug 16.2009 Updating on: August 16.2009
A/N: I can't believe I'm on the 11th chapter on Blame It on the Whiskers! =) Flipping dolphins! Hope you enjoy this super duper long 7345 word chapter. I seriously never wrote this much before (my first really long chapter!! go me!) , but as you can see, I actually spaced out my time... I usually write in one setting... if you wanted to know why my chapters are usually were so short...But yeah im going to try this out, and see if i can make the other future chaps longer, it is my goal...I have to say though that this must have been maybe the...well, i dont want to say the easiest but atleast less difficult to write about.I hope you have fun reading, as much as i had fun writing. I hope you wont be dissapointed. =) Pleasssee REVIEWWWWWW meeee.... i know that sounds desperate. but i dont care.
It had followed her, she had decided she was going to keep it , declared it so, gave it her necklace that she cherished and loved forever since that day , had made sure that her boyfriend was going to train it, followed beloved one home, and-
"What shall your new name be, pet?" Tsunade asked.
Yes, Give Naruto-chan a new name. Oh well, pet name for the matter.
"Why think so hard on the brat? " Jiraiya agonized drinking in another shot of sake, thinking day by day why he lets his wonderful, large breasted blonde girlfriend and childhood friend make him sit through this. Seriously, move back to Konoha?! The things he does for this woman….
The only thing Jiraiya liked so far about moving back to his hometown Konoha was that their house was close to the central market place, which had a bar meaning he could get boozed out of his mind. Which he was trying to do right now…as his woman mercifully took him to a bar to let "them" think over names for his pupil…
Jiraiya sniffed while rotating the drink in his glass. 'As if the brat was our child?? Agh why do I do this?! Oh that's right, because I love her.' He muttered inside his head while sparing a glance at said blonde woman.
Tsunade stuck her tongue out at him and continued thinking really hard while closely examining a picture of cute Naruto-chan looking up at the camera bashfully right when he woke up. Courtesy of Kakashi. Jiraiya whined, putting his head down on the table, thinking why me?
Tsunade started to involuntary squeal. "Aw damn it this brat is so cute Jiraiya" Tsunade cooed with joy. "Look" She put the picture close to his head while his face was still burrowed in his arm.
Jiraiya growled and flapped the offending arm holding the picture away while hastily taking another shot of sake. Tsunade laughed, kissing him on the cheek. If Jiraiya could blush any harder he would have but he was already red faced from the alcohol.
He grinned back at Tsunade but Tsunade didn't see since she went back looking at the picture. Jiraiya shook his head and smiled while sipping his 5th shot of sake. He liked spending time with Tsunade, his eyes wandering down from her deep set honey eyes to her plump curvy giant breasts. Jiraiya grinned drooling.
Red curtains that surrounded the canapé like bar, were flapped open, two dark cloaked customers were slowly sliding in. One of the customers was particularly blue, and the other was definitely not blue. But you couldn't really tell what their faces looked like, their faces hid in the shadow cast by their strawed hats that were tipped downwards.
The bartender greeted them with a smile, seating them behind the booth of Tsunade .Who was currently getting lost in a one-sided conversation of Naruto's new pet name with Jiraiya, while stealing some of his sake from his hand and taking a sip.
"Gah! That was mine!" Jiraiya pouted trying to take away the glass from her. Tsunade started to laugh bending backwards trying to go far from his reach. While trying to take it back he leaned in far enough that he toppled over the table diving face first into her supple breasts.
Tsunade's face was that of a tomato. Tomato that was pissed off (as hell)….In her defense she punched Jiraiya away back into his seat while crossing her arms, she huffed. Jiraiya was already passed out. Maybe from the punch but it could have also been the sake, no one knows.
Tsunade brushed back her hair that was getting in the way. She eyed her silver haired boyfriend passed out on the table. 'Damn it… Oh well' She proceeded to go on looking at the picture. Naruto was wearing his seal cap and wore blue pajamas. His cheeks were tinged red. He was sitting upright on a white sheeted bed.
She looked at the picture over and over again until she realized there were 2 dark eyed/haired boys besides Naruto. Things were processing in her mind and it looked like a light bulb was going to ting on, but she just let it go ,the drink can only let her think so much, and anyways these other boys don't even matter, little Naruto-chan does! She just thought 'aren't I so freakin lucky that I got a picture of him when he was 6?!He's a little chibi!!!' She was giddy in her seat.
Naruto gave the picture to her, himself. She was visiting his apartment that he lived in alone which came as a surprise to her, but he told her that he had just got it recently and that all of his things were being payed for by her old teacher, Sarutobi (in his owwnn skin!). He told her that she used to live in the towers of the Hokage .
"A tower near the tower but not the actual tower itself you see?" Naruto's bubbly eyes lit up pointing at the towers that was lit by the sweet pink sunrise that peek-a-booed through the towers brightening the village .Tsunade couldn't help but admire Naruto's face as it sparkled, how it reminded her of that sunrise…
And through that thought Naruto continued on what he was saying (breaking her millisecond stare)-
"Because that would be awkward when the old man is at work and I'm on the floor sleeping, a bitt uhh odd you know?" Naruto started blushing, imagining if that was so, he shook his head to get rid of the weird picture. (He was thinking things like as if he were a pet and Sandaime was his owner and he was like sleeping on the floor by his feet ya know?)
" I know he wants to keep watch on me, but he doesn't have to do it in the same room? Nehh? He has Kakashi for that!" Naruto laughed. Naruto's laugh being contagious, Tsuande laughed with him.
She nodded in understanding.
She knew the little fishcake was an orphan…He had no parents to take pictures of him, didn't even know who his parents were, but thankfully had a whole faculty recording his life for him. Kakashi.
Well he isn't much a faculty but you'd be surprised how well, he covers everything when he was ordered to take in Naruto as his body guard/protector. He got all the shots of him, and still does.
Every morning, and every random moment, he says it's so that he can get the best shot.
Naruto gave one of the first pictures that Kakashi had ever taken of him, and he treasured that since no one has ever taken has taken his picture before, made it the whole lot better and heartwarming to receive it for the woman.
Tsunade gave petted the head of sleepy Jiraiya who was still on the table and called out to the bartender that she wanted another sake. The bartender quickly went her way and set down a fresh bottle of sake and a new shot glass.
She helped herself to it, pouring the liquid out of the bottle into her cup she drank it and let it settle. All the time of course still was looking at the cute picture before her. She felt buzzed. Yep she was buzzed.
"Agh, sweet adorable one, anybody. Please, anybody just tell me, what you shall be called?" Tsunade was growing desperate and a little depressed (due to the side effects of drinking, if she hadn't of drank she would've been fine really) , a part of her hoped Jiraiya would burst awake and come up with a brilliant idea or something like that. But she knew that was never going to happen so she was hoping there was going to help her out.
One of the men that was seated behind her startled her with his sultry dark smooth voice (she didn't really expect an answer), and really who should be more startled-
The blonde, big breasted woman crashed (unbeknownst to her since she was really high off of depressing drink) on their table with a picture of another blonde person (more like chibi) with these odd whisker marks and started to demand names.
Coming behind the shadows of his hat; she could hear that the man was smiling (slightly) and in his dark voice he suggested. "Little Sunshine."
Tsunade whipped to the side to meet familiar dark cobalt eyes (though she didn't know where she thought it was familiar she just had a good feeling she had seen him…recently or for awhile). She eyed him with drunken shock, but the man took it like she didn't hear him so he gave her a dark smile. "Little Sunshine, perhaps?"
Tsunade jaw dropped, her ears ringed with joy, it fit, she could see Naruto-chan as a little sunshine totally! She had found the name!! She hugged the (more startled but didn't show it) stranger and lifted his stupid hat up that hid his face and graced his cheek with a big fat drunken kiss in thank you.
A part of her brain ringed in recognition of who this man was but again she ignored it. The man gasped at the sudden contact, trying to squirm away.
She pulled his hat back down patting his head and praised him rather stupidly in slurs of how fucking great it was. And after gaining back the poor man's composure, the man nodded, his eyes filled with amusement.
Cobalt eyes' blue partner who was all the while watching in these events was trying to bite down his giggles, but it took such a toll on the blue man, so he just decided to laugh behind his sake glass. His amusement surpassed the feeling of awe that his partner let this woman manhandle him practically and even let her talk to him in the first place. The picture that she was holding, was that of possibly her son, he caught glance of the picture, it was of a blonde whiskered child, a really cute one at that. With, 2 boys, and was that kid on the right the person he thought it was? He started snickering.
Jiraiya finally lifted his heads out of his dead sleep, and drawled out in a rusty voice that told you that you definitely had been drinking too much. "I want to go hoomeee." Then collapsed on the table again.
Tsunade as sober as she could she stood up straight and addressed the 2 men. "Thank you gentlemen for your time, I will have to take my leave. " Then her face faltered in from being totally serious to being drunk again.
Tsunade drunkenly smiled and strode her way back to Jiraiya helping him out of the booth slipping his arm around her shoulders and lifting him up with ease (she spared a glance back to the 2 men and smiled a goodbye and they in turn nodded theirs), with the other hand that should be supposedly around his waist, her impossible strength showing as she carried the picture in front of her.
As she taking her leave and closing out of the red curtains she heard
"Really,.. Little Sunshine?" The blue man snickered.
"Yep I know it's good." The dark voice chided. Tsunade snickered as she exited, agreeing.
"That boy is mine. My little sunshine." He whispered.
"Hey dude, wasn't that your little brother in that picture too?"
Itachi glared and drank his hot tea."We have to get that picture."
She got through a few minutes passing the many stores that lined up before she got to their house, she thought of maybe if she knew that man that she kissed (on the cheeks!) from the bar.
Sporadically she had the idea to look at the back of the picture, so she flipped the picture over, the picture was labeled in blue ink. It read Uchiha Complex Sleepover. Naruto 6. Sasuke 6. Itachi 11.
She read the contents and her mind was blowing fireworks. 'Itachi??!' Tsunade gasped. She flipped the picture over again, matching the names with the faces. Cobalt eyes same color, yet different.
'The chibi Uchiha must be Sasuke, and the one on the right of Naruto-chan must be…my god. Itachi? Itachi from the Akatsuki? '
Jiraiya groaned. Tsunade dropped him and fled back to the bar. To see if said man was still there. She pushed her way through crowds of people and went to the homey canapé that smelt of cream. She pulled back the dark red curtain clouding the bar and put herself inside putting the curtain behind her. She scanned the room cautiously.
'Red clouded black cloaked bastards.' They were gone.
Sasuke dove off to greet Naruto first but Akamaru beat him to it.
"Fuck Akamaru!" Kiba yelped, as his dog pushed his way violently out of his sweater. Akamaru was sleeping soundly inside until he caught a whiff of the change in air, a new scent came in, and it was no other than Naruto's. Sweet and pleasant and earthy, natural was what Naruto's scent smelled like.
Akamaru bounded from desk to desk to the bottom to tackle Naruto with kisses and love. His tail wagged furiously behind him as he attacked Naruto's face. His blue eyes was filled with joy.
"Hey Akamaru!" Naruto chuckled. He kneeled down and set the small dog on the floor and it sat obediently (his tail still wagging furiously), looking up hopeful for reciprocated affection, maybe some scratches behind the ear and some caressing on the back, I don't know whatever he feels up to.
Naruto kissed Akamaru on the head (which sent thrills of happiness , his tail shot still) and Akamaru yipped up on its feet again forgetting the whole obedient calm thing his tail going back to its own mind of back and forth wagging.
Sasuke offered his hand to help Naruto up and he placed his delicate hand in Sasuke's and was pulled up with Sasuke's arm around his waist. Naruto payed no attention to how Sasuke's face was burning up but hugged him tightly and let go. Sasuke's chest fluttered at this. Naruto's blonde soft tufts tickled his nose as Naruto buried his head in his collarbone…He noticed how Naruto was still very much shorter than he was.
He wanted to protest the loss of warmth when Naruto let go. He felt friendly lips on his cheek and a short but meaningful "I missed you." Near his ear, and blue eyes smiled at him. Felt like an eternity. Sasuke smirked back, but was happy.
Nobody seen Naruto in awhile, 6 years in total with Kakashi, going in and out of Konoha. Sometimes seeing the group, sometimes staying forever ( a few months) away from the village.
Naruto gently picked up Akamaru who was hell bent on following Naruto and nipping at his orange pants wanting petting. The pups eyes were saying 'Don't huggle dumb Sasuke, huggle Lick (Naruto's hands).'
Naruto took one look at Akamaru's cute eyes and cute tongue that was poking out and complied, petting his head and caressing his ears. Akamaru yipped calling Kiba.
Kiba laughed. "Enjoying yourself there Akamaru?" Akamaru yipped 'Yes! Now take a picture, I want a picture of me and Naruto to be in my Dog House!'
Kiba jumped downstairs, effortlessly landing on the floor in a bow like stance. Naruto looked impressed, while Akamaru yipped in annoyance to his master. Kiba ruffled Naruto's hair. Naruto giggled, while Akamaru seemed to be smiling?
Sasuke sneered. 'Show off.' Neji smirked amused by Sasuke's behavior.
Neji decided to join in the fun and annoy Sasuke again. Oh, how he loved to push Sasu-germ's buttons. (The nickname kind of stuck through the years as you can see, and Sasuke hates it, lol)
"Aww…Sasu getting jealous??" Neji rubbed the back of Sasuke's head in order to mock/console him.
Sasuke growled at Neji but didn't do anything, just hmphed and crossed his arms. Neji laughed and put his arm around Sasuke enjoying how uncomfortable he making poor Sasu-germ. Sasuke tried to pull away, but Neji made him stay put there saying "Now now, don't be OCD now Sasu-germ, im not one of your fangirls hahaa" Sasuke glared and decided to stay put. Neji eyes twinkled. 'Hahah so easy to manipulate.'
"Hey Sasuke, I'm surprised you didn't start tackling Naru, before Akamaru did. You mopey little Germie, all sad when chibs is not around?" Neji teased sittin beside Sasuke who was in the middle of Neji and Naruto beside him was Kiba. (Then his group of friends, Shika and the solemn chip eater.)
Lee was behind Naruto and Kiba sitting on the desk, in the conversation as well. Lee shook his head at Neji who was purposely trying to rise Sasuke. Oh how Turtle smiled, how this was how it is in the garden of youthfulness. We are what we are. Ting (Full blown smile and a thumbs up towards Sasuke). Sasuke looked and got spooked and looked elsewhere.
Naruto was talking animatedly about Kakashi and how he taught him many things travelling, and he showed him all these different jutsus and how he learned how to clone himself, and how Kakashi had a group of dogs and he was friends with a pug that could talk. (Kiba sweatdropped as Akamaru growled jealous).
Naruto told them of all the people that he had met and how nice they were, and talked a lot of this woman gambler, who loses a lot, and Naruto kept talking how she came back home with him to Konoha and her boyfriend came too, and how he now trains with both Kakashi and -
Jiraiya was on the couch sleeping in their wonderful home. Aah how he liked being home.
It was nice comfy and quiet. Perfect place for hangovers, if you asked him.
He turned his head around sleepily trying to look for his cute girlfriend, but from the dead silence in the rooms, he guessed she was maybe sleeping too . Who really knows?
Jiraiya was getting really concerned for Tsunade, she had been drinking as he recalled. That is not good, he knew she can't take that much… He got up and went to look out for Tsunade to give her some aspirin and water and then maybe sleep beside her as they both were dead tired.
Or that is what he would've done if he wasn't slowly falling into a deep drowsy sleep on the couch.
Tsunade was out again. She dropped off Jiraiya home to cool down, she believed she was fine, but of course she was not. She still was totally drunk and the people around her were getting more and more concerned as she was kicking the garbage cans around the stores and charging through everybody, knocking them down, and even little kids started to point at her. She had to get to the fucking Hokage tower!
Luckily Kakashi was there with her former teacher Sarutobi. They were out walking too out of the tower.
Tsunade smashed dead in Kakashi's chest, and in her drunkenness started to throw a blushing, half-assed fit. Until she saw her former teacher, she stopped and inhaled spilling her guts out.
Saindame sweatdropped. "Er, get Tsunade to the towers immediately and bring a nurse."
Shuffling was heard in the bushes, there was a gasp. A woman's gasp, and a faint whisper of a pig? The woman then trying to shut up the pig with a "Shhh, bad pig we are trying to be quiet.". Another shuffle of the leaves and a oink. Kakashi was at mid-stop about to poof, he went into fighting position. Questioning the stranger. "Who's there?" He sheathed out a kunai.
Out jumped a scared dark haired woman in kimono with oinking pink pig in arms.
Saindaime eyes widened but he later smiled. "Ahh…Shizune."
"Hey is the backroom still there?!" Naruto suddenly thought turning to Shika.
Shikamaru lazily looked up at the clock.
There was still an hour before Iruka would start the class.
"Yep and I guess you all have time to have some fun." Shika said, ready to plop on the desk again to snooze. Naruto eyes sparkled. "YES!" And zoomed to the very back of the room with Lee, Sasuke and Neji.
"Yosh!" Lee smiled, parading behind Naru, who took Lee's hand and out surprise took the hand who was closest, which was Sasuke's.
"Ohmygosh." Sasuke said wide eyed as he was being pulled by the turtle, and white eyed boy inside the horrid room of bad memories.
"Sasuke, do what Shika says. Have fun." Neji sneered, but inside enjoying everything. "And this time don't imagine your brother."
Sasuke just glared. "Don't even mention him." Sasuke spat venomously.
Neji tilted his head on Sasuke's in apology. Sasuke sighed, accepting the apology. Naruto pulled them all successfully through the door. "C'mon! Dattebayo!"
Kiba sprouted an angry mark and he growled. "You're not sleeping. Again."
Shika sweatdropped looking back into Kiba's glare. Then he shrugged. "So troublesome."
"Your coming with us. Look, they left us behind!!!" Kiba hooked his arm in Shika's and proceeded to leave with the group dragging poor Shika on the floor because his poor lazy legs couldn't keep up. Chouji ate his chips behind them. Nudging Shika along with his feet.
Meanwhile, the fanboys and fangirls were growing very anxious. They watched the beautiful blonde, and the dark young princes leave in the backroom. Iruka still was nowhere to be found. They were plotting…plotting things that Iruka will be sure not to see..
The accumulating fanboys wondered who this cute uke was and came from. After 6 years, they didn't remember a thing about Naruto or who Naruto was. Being away for 6 years and only visiting the majority of time Sasuke, Neji, and Lee-kun. And then always spotting Kiba (+ Akamaru), Shika, and Chouji.
Even Sakura and Ino forgot who Naruto was, but still were freakishly in love with Sasuke. No matter how many times he and his brother tried to warn them in the past. They still came back. Sakura kept on going with it ever since she layed eyes on her dark prince Sasuke,and stayed as annoyingly clingy as ever.
But as of now, after Naruto returned to school, Ino couldn't help but blush at how the boys are so affectionate towards Naruto, and even each other.. She watched Sasuke's and Naruto's exchange of delicious hugging. And her inner yaoi fangirl squealed.
Also while stalking Sasuke, Sakura and Ino saw how close Neji was getting with Sasuke. Sakura bluntly stated how she wished she could be Neji right now. Getting to touch Sasuke-kun!
While Ino just was drooling every time Neji put his arm around Sasuke.
Sakura thought Ino was drooling over Sasuke, so she said "Yeah Sasuke looks hot."
Ino turned to her surprised, jumping out of her thoughts. But she nodded "Yeah Sasuke…Sasuke looks hot." 'With Neji…'
Sakura gave her a look. 'What the heck is up with her?!'
Ino was in the classroom sitting quietly with the group of other fanboys and fangirls encircled all together. The new president of the Sasuke Fan Club was talking to the girls. Sakura.
"Hey Sakura, I don't want to be the President anymore…"
"Oh…really?" Sakura deviously started looking to left and right.
"Yeah, so I would like you to become the President now."
"YES! THANK YOUU THANK YOU!!" Sakura jumped on Ino. Not even asking her why.
"Yeah, you're like my best friend." Ino smiled.
"Yes, we are best friends." Sakura smiled looking elsewhere to call up the other fangirls to tell them that they have a new president and it is her!!!
Ino shook her head and smiled. "Yeah…"
Sakura, the new president was talking ecstatically with her fellow members until she saw her BFF was clearly not enjoying herself. Ino was leaning on her hand on the table looking, dare she say it, bored?
"Are you not finding my speech enjoyable, Ino-chan?" Sakura tilted her head batting her eyelashes, waiting to attack if she heard no.
"Um…actually." Ino was about to say no, but she knew how Sakura would PMS her out.
"Yess?" Sakura batted her eyelashes again and fellow fangirls surrounded her.
Ino was seriously intimidated and outnumbered…
So she decided to stay safe, but then her true Ino-ness bumped in, and her competitive streak with her BFF Sakura, suddenly thundered against her scalp and her heart started beating faster.
"I have a new idea." Ino confidently stated.
"Eh??" Amounts of Fangirls/Fanboys stated, their rabid animal like demeanor changing to a caught off guard defenseless question mark.
Ino went on top of the desk walking back and forth, talking to the crowd below her. "Yes, I must say, that I, Ino Yamanaka, must leave this unworthy, Sasuke Fan Club. And that I must retreat to a much more organized, proficient club that I-"
Sakura interrupted getting on top of the desk with Ino, a murmur broke out into the crowd.. "Whaaat?! Proficient?? Well Organized?!! What the hell is this?!! Where is this all coming from?! What kind of group are you talking about?!! ….ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT OUR MEMBERS? OR EVEN WORSE, SASUKE-KUUUUN?!"
Ino calmly shook her head and patted Sakura's head with her dainty hand and smiled. "Ahh, Sakura,Sakura, no need to fret. Look at it this way, there will be one less person that wants to be with Sasuke-kun! This should be great to you!"
Sakura's face contemplated this, and then nodded. "Yeah and? So what is this…do you all of a sudden hate Sasuke?"
Ino scoffed, and again came to her dramatics, trying to console her dear confused friend. "I love Sasuke, Sakura (and fellow members), he's talented, (Sakura and the rest of the fangirls closed their eyes and clenched their fists to their hearts like it was the pledge of allegiance, nodding in agreement.)
Handsome, (Sakura and fangirls/fanboys nod in agreement 2x fast)
And has totally hot friends." (Sakura and fangirls/fanboys have an awkward silence.)
"Ehh..What?" Sakura and the rest of group open eyes and let go of their weird pledge pose. "Where are you trying to get at?!"
"I mean, he has totally hot friends, you have to admit. And when they are together, don't you ever think how…it would be like if they were together??" Ino suddenly got this dreamy look in their eyes.
Sakura dumbly stared back at her. "What do you mean? They are together all the time. You and me have seen them, they are –"
"No…No no. I mean Im saying he has totally hot friends and he is a totally hot person, and together they would be fucking firey hot hot hot hottt…...!!!!" Ino closed her eyes smiling. Some fanboys started to cough blushing, thinking about it.
Ino got down from the desk and started swinging her legs closing her eyes again casually and relaxing back. "I mean, they should just make out already seriously. "
Sakura and fangirls/fanboys stared at her in mouths were agape, and they didn't know what to say.
Until they started to think about it… how it would be like…with the guys…together…in that way…
They first pictured Neji who was always around Sasuke, casually had his arm around a disgruntled Sasuke, slowly coming in taking Sasuke's chin and bring it closer to his –
"KYYAAAA!!!" Half of the fanclub went mad with massive nosebleeds.
"So, how's bout it guys? Who wants to be the first to join my sweet yaoi Club featuring Sasuke and his friends? Neh?" Ino silkily asked
Hinata who was left alone from the group, never really payed attention to these things, always twiddling her fingers in the corners of the room, keeping herself quiet and hidden, suddenly was up in the aisle near the crowd of once scary fangirls/ fanboys and said…ever so softly… "Ano….I-I will."
Sakura started laughing finding this very amusing until she looked behind her seeing that no one was laughing with her, they were all just shocked that Hinata had even did anything. Or even said anything!
The Sasuke fangirls were murming to eachother and then suddenly the big group of Sasuke lovers started to divide.
The fanboys fantasizing over Naruto, suddenly went up to join Ino too.
Sakura glared at Ino as she saw half her members on the other side.
"A good thing for me, eh Pig-face?! Now its going to be even tougher now that I have you all trying to get Sasuke to be with someone else!!! His friends no less!! Who are boys!!!! HE NEEDS TO FUCKING REPRODUCE FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!! YOU'RE ALL SO SELFISH YOU ALL ARE SOO!!!!!!" Sakura went on and on.
Ino clamped Hinata's back pulling her in a hug whispering in her ear "thanks for backing me up, I didn't know what I was going to do if no one wanted to join!" .Hinata giggled beside her joy spilling from her cute milky eyes, Ino was thinking 'whoa'. Sakura is definitely never that cute!'Little did they know they were soon going to be really great friends.
The Sasuke Yaoi Fan Club was then birthed.
"HIYYA guys!This is our first meeting!!!" Ino proclaimed excitedly. Her energy was very contagious and her new fresh members were very bubbly and ecstatic too.
"So first we must arrange jobs, their has to be the person who takes pictures, the person who stores it all, person who records conversations, person who draws out, person who makes the books, person who will be making Sasuke Yaoi Fan Club merchandise… " Ino was clicking out on her fingers.
"President Ino Im a good artist, "
"President Ino Im a good writer!!!" And so on and so on. The positions were filled.
"President Ino…"
"PRESIDENT INO!!!"
Soon they were chanting Ino's name.
Then someone asked, "who will be Vice President? " A series of Can I be the Vice President suddenly waved over the crowd.
Ino spotted Hinata who was still beside her twiddling her fingers. "OkAY! I decided!"
The Sasuke-Y Club members fell silent. So did Sakura who was peering on the other side, still feeling resentful and jealous whoever was going to be her vice president.
"Hinata will be the vice president, since she was the first one to join, and that she has a cute smile!" Ino proudly stated again clamping Hinata's back hard which sent Hinata blushing.
"Ehh…Me?!!" Hinata said as if she was going to faint.
"Yes you, silly!" Ino smiled, putting her arm around her shoulders. Hinata blushed. "Th-thank you!"
"Dude, no fucking problem!!! You were the one that helped me first haha."Ino patted her back again and let go, leaving behind a blushing Hinata.
"So lets go onto discussing!" Ino clapped turning the attention to her secretary.
"Who else should Sasuke be with?" Yaoi Fangirl secretary # 1 looked around, taking offers.
Hinata shyly spoke "Eh.. What about Naruto-kun?"
Some fangirls blushed at Hinata. Ino ran to her and squealed, hugging her. "CUTTTE!" But then swiftly walking away as if she hadn't done that, and said "YES YES! PERFECT! Everybody clap for her!"
A clap bustled the room. Sakura glared at Hinata. Hinata felt something digging in her head but ignored it because all eyes were on her clapping…. She could faint at all this attention…!
Sakura seethed with her faithful fanclub members who were admiringly looking over at Ino's club. "They look like they are having fun…"
Sakura glared at the girl that dared to say that. "SHUT UP!"
The girl eeped but another murmured. "This club is sort of bad without Ino as our President… Sakura just yells at us all the time."
Sakura thankfully didn't hear that, because she was too busy mad dogging Hinata.
Hinata giggled when Ino cheesily grinned at her.
'Damn you Hinata, stealing my friend!' Sakura vengefully glared.
"IS SHE OKAY?!" Shizune was all over Tsunade's unconscious form as she lay on the stretcher inside the Hokage's tower. Her pretty face sobbing. "I TRIED CHASING HER EVERYWHERE, BUT I LOST HER WHEN SHE WAS GAMBLING. "
"I saw her last with a kawaii blue eyed boy, with strange whiskers-" Saindaime sympathetically rubbed her back as she said more. 'Is she talking about Naruto?' Saindaime asked himself surprised, of the boy mentioned.
Kakashi sweatdropped remembering the time Naruto had left him in the Mist Village, before Saindaime could remember that incident where he thought he was missing and he sent troops after him, freaking out the old man in the process.
Hoping he had nothing else left to do, Kakashi whispered close to Saindaime's ear "Can I go?" And Saindaime just looked at him and nodded (thinking that Kakashi just didn't want to be near the wailing girl) while continuing to rub the distraught Shizune's back.
Before poofing, Kakashi glanced back at the crying Shizune for the last time. He waved his leave, and through her crying Shizune waved bye back and then continued.
"I didn't know she was going to go to Konoha!...WAAA"
Saindaime sweat dropped again thinking 'Typical Tsunade, this poor girl.'
"And look what she did, passed out again… from sake, she is not supposed to be drinking! Agh! Whyy Tsunade, Why do you do this to me?!!! AAghh, having me to find you like this?!!! After a week searching for your whereabouts, at all the bars and gambling sites, whhhy no note?! Why no little message!! "
Tsunade murmured in her passed out state. Shizune eyes were big with tears, she collapsed on her knees, still holding the stretchers side handles. Saidaime took a step back and just decided to walk on the other side. She peeked at Tsunade who was blowing bubbles through her mouth.
"Tsunade…!! Why don't you caaaaareee?!!!" Shizune whined about to start again until she felt a warm hand on her head. Saindaime was looking at them amused, as he was now behind his desk shifting papers.
Tsunade groggily woke up, wiping her mouth. She slowly rose up, and looked down at the once weeping woman. Tsunade looked behind her and saw Saidaime and smiled.
She touched Shizune's head trying to calm the poor girl down. Shizune looked up and then shot up and hugged the big breasted girl. "TSUNAAADE!!!"
"Shizune, I can't breathe." Tsunade started to wheeze.
"AAH! Sorry… " Shizune retracted her squeezing arms. "I was so worried, and you didn't tell me anything, not where you were who were you with…"
"Yes…Yes…" Tsunade guilty dropped her head , rubbing her temples. 'Oh Shizune, Shizune.'
"Who is that blonde boy with the strange whiskers?" Shizune prompted, wiping her embarrassing tears.
"AH! You mean Naruto-chan?!!" Tsunade eyes sparkled. "I have a picture of him right, here…" Tsunade reached for her breast pocket, but to no avail found it empty. "Ahh. That's right, I left it at home."
"You have a home here, Tsunade?" Saindaime spoke.
Tsunade blushed. "Yes, I do Sarutobi, we were going to tell you that we moved… here…"
Sarutobi shook his head. "I expected our next encounter soon, but I didn't know it was going to be in this way…" He chuckled.
Tsunade rubbed the back of her head, (A gesture she took from Naru-chan) , "Yeah…."
Shizune got in Tsunade's face again. "Tsunade, I want to see your house!"
Tsunade smiled. "Yes, I must show you that cute picture dear sweet Little Sunshine gave me!" Tsunade squealed, thinking of the nickname, oh how it just rolls off the tongue. (She totally forgot about Itachi was the one that suggested it).
Shizune tilted her head in confusion. "Eh? Little Sunshine?"
Kisame flew the trees and gates that surrounded the house of Jiraiya and Tsunade with the wind power of his sword that was tied to his back, also throwing off the gen-jutsu that made their land look like just a forest.
Itachi emitted chakra in his hands to burst the doorknob off the handle. With a push of his foot the door creaked open.
Snores were heard coming from the living room. Glares were sent to the direction of the noise.
The shark and cobalt eyes, slowly sauntered in the spaces of the house.
Quietly they searched. Searching through the kitchen drawers, the library…
They passed the sleeping Jiraiya in the living room, who was still having a blissful nap on the couch. Silently Kisame went inside crawling on the floor, looking on top of the coffee table, and searching the armchairs. Kisame head shot up when he heard the silver haired guy on the couch wheeze. His tail like hair on both sides of his face flew.
Kisame accidently thumped his knee against one of the chairs and he whooshed around looking back at the sleeping Jiraiya who, but continued to snore.
Kisame sweatdropped. And continued to scream silently holding his knee in pain.
Itachi went into the bedroom and looked on the cabinet near the bed, turning on his sharingan. He saw a book emitting chakra. He opened it easily, and saw the picture.
Itachi smiled at the picture until heard a "Yowch" coming from his partner, his smile turning immediately back into a placid frown. Itachi appeared behind a hurting Kisame in a second.. "Lets go."
Kisame went around and gritted his teeth and painfully nodded. They fled.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!" Tsunade roared.
"Im sorry I was asleep!!!" Jiraiya hid behind one of the couch's pillows. please dont kill me please dont kill me, like a mantra wwas racing in his eyes.
"WHERE IS THE FUCKIN PICTURE!!!"
A/N:You know how many frikkin times I had to reread my story? Please tell me authors/authoresses that I'm not alone when I forget wth my story is all about and is so confused as if it wasn't my own. Please. This is nuts. Or as Gwen Stefani would put it, this shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Holla, because she ain't no Hollaback Girl. Whatever that is. Review and please tell me all about your wonderful orgasmic time reading this thing called a Naruto Yaoi fanfiction.
A Review Reply to Chelsea (holla!:0) : holy hell your awesome. I thought I was losing it while waiting for a review. Makes me think maybe my story is being read, and that it isn't totally lost in the midst of all the greater much better fanfiction you could have been reading, but I don't know why you settled for this? Why Chelsea why? You chose mee, my fanfiction and im happy, im happy! Anyways to the real reply to this review, (ur probably like wtf is this bitch on? O.o) But ahh! The sentence thing, yes I admit I have trouble and was worrying everyone was going to give me blank looks on this one and say wth just happened? I'll have to definitely work on that. And I'm glad people still voting..SasuNaru is a fav and it seems like ItaSasuNaru is a possibility…. And others as well, I think I can tell you will find most of everything in here, when I'm through being a roly poly on the floor.
To my readers: And also, thanks for all the Story Alerts and all the Story Favorites this story has last gotten. Keep reading, and you will see me next time when I next update whenever that is, and yes, please review when you can and I encourage more of these alerts and favorites. You guys make me smile lol.
Dudes help, i am stuck on how to write shonen ai. This is why you dont really see Naru so much here... im so bad. ;(