I just realised that I forgot to change the status of this to "complete." I've done it now, but I finished it ages ago. *giggle* Soz. Since it wasn't technically complete, and I'm bored, I've decided to add a little something. A chat with Near and Hope.
Me: So, welcome to my humble abode.
Near: You're not going to act weird, are you?
Me: No, this is my serious fanfic. DEADLY serious.
Near: You're acting weird.
Me: Oh.
Hope: Don't worry about him.
Near: ...
Me: I was curious.
Hope: About what?
Me: Nothing... I'm just bored.
Hope: Well, why don't you work on your Black Cat fanfic?
Me: YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE!
Near: Weird again.
Hope: Come on. Click on that tab at the bottom of the screen and make all those people happy.
Me: ...
Near: You're really manipulative.
Hope: You know from experience.
Me: Did you like the Sailor Fuku I gave you?
Hope: Uh...
Me: It's okay. I created you. I know you like to wear it when you're alone.
Hope: *blush*
Near: *blush*
Me: Why are you blushing?
Near: I'm uncertain of the reason myself.
Me: Can't you just say, "dunno?" Do you have to sound so formal? That's why I got sick of writing about you. You're so annoying. I loved your character at first because you're like L, but then I'd try to do something, and it'd be like, "No, that's more of an L thing to do." What do you actually do besides playing with your toys and whatnot?
Hope: You're starting to think like me. He's not L, Karynne.
Me: *gripping head* I won't kill him! I'm not like you!
Near: I'm uncomfortable with where this conversation is heading.
Hope: That's because we're talking about your mortality.
Me: No, it's because he's upset that you still want to kill him even though you're in love.
Hope: ...
Near: ...
Me: Oh, did I hit a nerve?
Hope: You know you did. You created the nerve.
Me: Oh, yeah. I remember now.
Near: I wonder if anyone's reading this.
Me: IF YOU'RE READING, PLEASE REVIEW!
Hope: Putting it in Caps Lock won't make them hear you better. It just makes you look desperate.
Me: I am desperate. I miss my lovely reviews. I should start writing something new.
Hope: Like Black Cat?
Me: I wrote an ENTIRE chapter of my novel today!
Near: Random, but thanks for sharing.
Me: 'Twas not random. We 'twere talking about writing, 'tweren't we, Hope?
Hope: Yes, we... 'twas?
Me: Good girl.
Dad: Rin, you wanna start heading upstairs?
Me: Translation, "go to bed."
Near: Shall we call it a night?
Hope: "We?" (suggestive)
Near: ...
Me: Don't be shy. As long as you go home right now. ...You, audiance, go home right now. I can't believe you read this far! You must be as bored as I am.
Dad: You're still here.
Me: You're watching Rambo.
Dad: "They drew first blood!"
Me: Lol. Ciao, readers!