When in Middle-Earth…..
Author's Note of Sincere and Truthful Gratitude:
S.T. :Thank you for all the awesome reviews! You guys made me really happy-
Radio: "You make me happy when skies are grey…"
S.T.: O.o *whispers in creeped out voice* It was cloudy today when I opened my email…
S.T.: Well, erm, moving on….
I did a bonus chapter for you people.
Enjoy!
101. I will not shave Legolas' head.
!02. Nor shall I draw in permanent marker on the resulting bald spot.
103. I shall not pluck Lord Elrond's eyebrows.
104. I shouldn't poke Lord Denethor.
105. I really shouldn't poke Théoden King.
106. If I value my life, I definitely should not poke Gandalf.
107. I'm not allowed to challenge an elf to a drinking contest.
108. I will not walk up to one of the Giant Eagles and ask ,"Polly wanna cracker?".
I will be tossed off of the nearest convenient cliff.
109. No Monty Python references during Boromir's funeral. ( I'm not dead yet! I'm getting better!)
110. I will not replace the various members of the Fellowship's pipe-weed with moss.
111. (Hah! Gottcha, Didn't I?)
I shall resist every possible urge to shout, "Hiho Silver!", when riding Shadowfax.