Chapter 11: First Contact.

Hey, hey, hey! It's fat albert! LOL!

Kiddin, Zeus here, Same old, same old, how've you been? Really? Oh, great! I'm sure ur all wondering what the hell I'm talking about, but guess what? YOU'LL NEVA KNOW, PEEPS! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAA! Nah, I was on the phone, talking to the aliens. Hee-hee-hee. You paranoids are eating this shit up, just like Roswell, all over again. Mm-hmm, I know what went down, but you don't.

What the hell am I talking about?

But I won't dwell on that, on with the story!

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The team just stared and wondered what to say. The gruff voice said again, "Well? Friend or Foe? Hmm?"

They all said at the same time, "Friend!"

The voice seemed satisfied and said, "Good, I don't want to have to waste any nukes on any space bums, now do I? Ha-ha-ha-ha!"

They stared at the receiver/transmitter and just remarked, all at the same time, "What the wha?"

The voice laughed even more, and just said, "Turn on the video feed, corpsman, I want to see these people."

When the video turned on, and the human turned to the screen, and his jaw dropped. He stared to them and just stuttered "Uh, um, I—uh what the hell-"

Then, Tyler came into the room with Lucy behind him, and he saw the man, and he exclaimed "Joshua! My brother!"

The human, named Joshua, looked up to Tyler holding the rabbit's hand, and he smiled like a doofus

"Tyler! Whaere have you been? We sent search teams out, and—"

Then he saw the rabbit and he just frowned and said "You're with a—a rabbit? Well, they always were your favorite animal."

The rabbit kissed his cheek and giggled, moving to the screen and said "Lucy. Lucy Hare. And you?"

The human saluted and said "Captain Joshua McCallister of the

Earthen Air Force, New Britain Sector."

Tyler rolled his eyes and said "Hey, bro, no need for rank here. Just go casual, as usual, like with that barmaid in Germany last summer."

Joshua blushed and said "Oh. Well, then, uh...Joshua. But you can also call me Grimm and/or Caveman."

The rabbit looked confused and said, "uh, I'll go with Joshua, thanks." barely keeping in the giggles.

He looked disappointed, and just nodded.

He then remembered they were aliens and regained his composure, standing up straight.

"Ma'am, let me welcome you to the third rock from the sun, Planet Earth!" he exclaimed.

Marcus walked closer and said "I'm the leader here." and extended his hand.

Joshua extended his as well, and hit the screen, and blushed, knowing he'd just been owned like something from Goodwill.

Everyone on the Great Fox laughed, and so did a few of the men at Fort Sam Houston chuckle a little behind their breath.

Joshua just offered them to land and tried his best to hide the blush, and walked out to meet them on the useless tarmac...

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As he walked to the four ships that seemed to not need a singled inch of tarmac, he remembered the day the human race had started colonizing planets, in 2013, after Obama had somehow won the election AGAIN. He remembered being one of the ones to test the new technology breakthrough of air travel, and the accidental acceleration to space, where they found out that the aircraft could hold up out there.

It revolutionized space travel, which is what shot him from Private to Captain. He smiled at the day, but remebered the reason he was out there in the warm summer breeze, and walked the remaining fifteen feet.

He shook the blue fox's hand, and he remembered the incident in the base. He looked the hand over, appearing to make sure it wasn't another screen, and the fox laughed.

"I promise it's real." the fox assured.

The 23 year-old captain laughed along with him. Marcus looked him over, sizing him up.

'Let's see, blue-grey eyes, blond hair, still don't understand the one hair-spot on humans,' thought Marcus in his mind.

The human gestured to the door, and they all stepped in, Tyler and Lucy's hands swinging back and forth, like a love story that always ends happily...

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"Welcome, my friends, to Fort Sam Houston, San Antonio, Texas, in the United States of America, of the planet Earth. We hope our races can exist in harmony. I can tell you two have already." the General said, nodding to Tyler and Lucy, who were looking in each other's eyes over the conference table, with googly eyes.

They took a while to notice that the General was looking at them and talking to them. They took their hands away from the other's and blushed deeply, causing chuckling from the enlisted around the other end of the table.

"And now, " continued the General, "Let us discuss a 'Federation of Planets' to rise between our two races, shall we?"

And with that, they began discussing, with some throwing in suggestions, others just staring in disbelief at the aliens that look a lot like pets at home, the to-be Federation of Planets.

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Hey-o, zeus is back, baby, in action, and ready to roll like a hell outta bat. Okay, yes, Federation of Planets, from Star Trek, but they took that from the old TV show, since we have no imagination in my fanfic, lol, yes, Obama's president again, heaven help us, lol again, for some reason, I smell like garlic, but I know not why, Lucy and Tyler will have a kid, there'll be a time lapse of about a month, okay?

Everyone happy? Oh, and Zach of Death, my heart bleeds for ya, truly. This chapter is dedicated to your fractured arm. Sign the cast for me, will ya? ZEUSTHEMIGHTY.

Okeedokey, um, I know I'm forgetting something, ummm—oh yeah, I remember!

I wanted to ask everyone to send a name for the baby, who doesn't even exist yet!

Send it in, and get a chance to win! Sweepstakes end the 16th, so hurry, hurry, hurry!

Now, is that everything? Hmmmmmm...oh yeah!

This! Look down...

Zeus out. lol!