"Are you done?" Sabo asks with his eyes shut as Corazon paints his face.

"You have soft skin… " Corazon says putting his hand on Sabo's scar.

"Facial scars make you look cooler right?" Sabo asks, smiling as he places his hand over Corazon's, "shouldn't something be said about you? How'd you get those scars?"

"Huh?" Corazon took a gander at his exposed chest as he stood up smiling, "battle wounds."

"I wager the greater most of those are from you." Sabo says hurling Corazon his shirt, "you're more of a threat to yourself than anyone else."

"Very funny." Corazon says securing his shirt, "Are you going to try on that dress?"

"Without a doubt." Sabo says strolling into the back of his store, "we may require your brother to fix it up a bit but it looks great."

"He'll be back soon." Corazon says lighting his cigarette, "Koala says that you and Doffy don't get along too well - "

"He insults my dresses!" Sabo shouts furiously, "he's a bastard!"

"Mhmm...The dress looks extraordinary." Corazon says as Sabo comes exiting with the fleecy dress on.

"Mihawk-chan! Take a look at that dress!" Perona says pushing her face against the glass, "I love it! It's super cute!"

"Should we go inside then?" Mihawk asks opening the entryway with a dull expression, she grinned cheerfully as she ran into the store.

Sabo face was a splendid red as he took a gander at the dress he was wearing avoiding eye contact with the costumers.

"The two most flammable individuals around the local area, be careful Perona." Mihawk murmurs gazing at the two, "you have Perona's measurements alright, right?"

"I need that dress you're wearing!" Perona says grinning.

"This spot stinks." Charloss says as the entryway opens and he strolls in with his assistance, "what appalling outfits."

"Him again?" Perona asks puffing out her cheeks.

"What on earth is a Celestial Dragon doing on this Island? Is he a moron or suicidal?" Sabo protests under his breath.

"Watch out, don't stir up some dust in here it'll ruin the dresses." Corazon says putting a tender hand on Sabo's shoulder.

"F-fine." Sabo murmured folding his arm.


The blond sat back in his seat reclining as he read through the most recent news anticipating a client - the clock ticked appearing to be giving him a sign as he quickly snatched his hot mug of espresso lifting it from the table and holding it for a couple of minutes when nothing happened he appeared somewhat befuddled putting his mug down.

"Is the time off?" Marco asks himself standing up from his seat, "for the most part Kaido does his weekly belly flop at this moment - guess he's busy."

"Filth! I require a hair stylist!" A nasally voice rang in from the open way to the salon - Marco discovered the voice ear bleedingly irritating as his eye jerked at the sound.

Marco looked out from his office to see the unmistakable outfit of a celestial dragon as he stood at the front counter repeated hitting the bell impatiently requesting Marco to the front.

"Unfortunately you are the most dependable stylist on this island." Charloss murmurs as Marco gradually advances toward the front counter, "I figure I'll permit you to take care of my heavenly hair."

"Oh the joy I feel." Marco mumbled wryly, "sit down."

"Make sure to treat my hair with the most extreme care." Charloss says sitting himself in one of the seat.

"Whatever you say." Marco says smiling cruelly as he snatches a substantial pair of scissors, "keep still."


"At long last I'm back home." Law says grinning joyfully as he heads towards the eatery he promised to meet Corazon at when he returned, he opened the door.

"Law! You made it!" Corazon says grinning splendidly.

"He's your son?" Sabo asks frowning as his eyes met with Law's, "Oh! You're the fellow who was with Luffy!"

"You're strawhats brother?" Law asks with a sour expression.

"Luffy will be so glad! I figure this'll make Luffy your Uncle." Sabo says chuckling cheerfully.

"This is awesome Law knows your brother already - I can hardly wait for him to meet Ace." Corazon says cheerfully.

"Y-you're wedding Strawhats brother?" Law asks eyes jerking with wrath, "NO!"

Law woke up in the room with everyone else quietly resting around him the only light was from the moon outside, he was covered in his own sweat and breathing vigorously don't worry Law it was only a bad dream.


"Why did we wind up here?" Sanji asks kicking a large rock away furiously.

"According to Big Mom, we're suppose to be on this Island for the following arc." Nami says looking over her map.

"Why'd I get stuck here with you all in any case?" Ceasar asks picking his nose.

"Wouldn't I be able to simply kick this into the damn sea!" Sanji hollers grasping Caesar's heart firmly.

"Gah! Stop that! You're going to crush it moron!" Caesar hollers furiously.

"Moron?!" Sanji shouts, all of a sudden Sanji stopped to sniff the air with an idiotic smile all over, "I smell ladies."

"Ladies?" Chopper asks sniffing the air, "do you mean Nami?"

"No, another lady." Sanji says smiling broadly.

"He's frightening! Why do you folks keep him? I don't feel safe for the ladies on your ship." Caesar says moving in an opposite direction from Sanji.

"All things considered, he is a really decent cook." Nami murmurs rolling up her map, "okay, let's get to work."

"Yohoho aren't we suppose to be split up?" Brook inquires.

"Right, Come on Momo." Nami says taking Momonosuke's hand.

"Ah! Wait! Don't abandon me with the pervy cook!" Caesar says attempting to take after Nami.

"Pervy cook! You bastard! I'll kick you into the sea!" Sanji shouts bringing his foot down vigorously on Caesar's head.


"Finally we're really back in the story." Kidd moans thudding his foot vigorously on the table, "I even did my hair for the event."

"You look extraordinary captain." Killer moans.

"I always look extraordinary." Kidd says smiling, "Hancock did my hair, she even gave me a few tips for make-up."

"I didn't foresee such a friendship." Hawkins mutters in his seat.

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Boa: OMG That moisturizer you got me works so well

Kidd: I know right?!

Kidd: My hair looks super good today

Boa: obviously it does! LOL

Boa: Well at least somebody in your group has great hair

Kidd: LOL! No doubt Hawkins hair looks like straw a steed would eat

Boa: LMFAO So true!

"Infantile." Hawkins moans as they listen to Kidd chuckle to himself as he messages Boa.

All of a sudden a boisterous sound rang through the hideout bringing about a seismic tremor knocking Kidd's telephone from his hands and to the ground where it broke. Kidd gazed down at the broken telephone clearly annoyed for a couple of minutes while the others hurried to the exit to attempt to discover the reason for the sudden effect.

"Who the hell was that!?" Kidd shouts standing up from his seat and trailed the others outside.

"It sort of felt like Thursday morning back home." Killer says scratching his helmet.

"Thursday? Well I guess we all know who it is then." Apoo murmurs folding his arms.

"Shit." Kidd reviled under his breath, "that bastard owes me a new phone now."

"I don't see that encounter going well by any stretch of the imagination." Hawkins moans.

"Would we be able to pull out of the alliance now?" Apoo whispers to Hawkins.

"I don't see that working out either." Hawkins says closing his eyes.

"We're fucked." Apoo says shaking his head.

"Basically." Hawkins sighs.

"KAIDO! THIS IS THE EIGHTH TIME YOU'VE BROKEN MY PHONE!" Kidd hollers approaching the man.


"An alien!" Ace hollers quickly punching at the being thumping him once more into the side of a building splitting the wall somewhat, Ace strolled closer narrowing his eyes as he investigated the creature, "oh, it was only a really ugly guy...I believe it's a guy...Are you human? You resemble a bald overgrown baby."

"Bald!" Charloss shouts indignantly. M̶a̶r̶c̶o̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶d̶

"S-saint Charloss!" One of his help raced to his side to look out for the poor Celestial Dragon.

"Saint?" Ace asks picking his nose, "oh, so you're a celestial dragon? Apologies, I guess."

"Y-you charlatan!" Charloss shouts attempting to stand up, "How could you punch me! It's that auction hall incident once more!"

"Auction hall?" Ace solicits flicking a bit of snot, "you wouldn't happen to be the fellow Strawhat punched out? He's my younger brother!"

"Obviously you'd be related to such filth." Charloss states furiously, "get him! Attack him! I need him in chains now!"

"Chains? Bring it on!" Ace says diving his clench fist into Charloss face thumping him brutally once again into another building.

Charloss sat against the building attempting to catch his breath.

"Saint Charloss maybe you shouldn't aggravate the situation? That is Fire Fist Ace." One of his help tries to persuade Charloss to quiet down.

"You! Marine! Catch this man! I need him executed!" Charloss shouts furiously indicating at a marine who happened be strolling by setting out toward Thatch's bar.

"Eh?" Smoker turned a long stream of smoke escaping his mouth as he took a gander at the Celestial dragon.

"So this is the place he went?" Sabo asks smiling as he happens to be strolling by, "I need to get a hit in!"

"After me, revolutionary kid." Smoker says cracking his knuckles.

"W-what's going on here?" Charloss asks panicked as the men start to approach him.

"You may be in a bad position, sir." A right hand says with a stressed expression.

"Protect me!" Charloss requests.