ILLICIT MISCONCEPTIONS

"Oh God Yes!"

Lena blinked. She was at the dining table eating a toast when she heard the euphoric exclamation from Naruto's room. Looking puzzled, she looked upwards.

"God it has been so long! Feels so damn good!"

"What the-" She turned her head to look upwards, an incredulous expression on her face. She then laughed it off. "No, he wouldn't actuall-"

"Yes!"

That shout shut her up. Oh my God! Her eyes widened as a nervous expression emerged on her face. What the hell is happening? He couldn't possibly be doing it. Could he? I didn't see a girl-

She chastised herself hitting herself on her head. "What are you saying Lena?!"

She then looked up in horror. Is he… Is he doing it by himself?

A horrified blush emerged on her face at the images that creeped up on her face.

She looked upwards in anger listening to his exclaims. "Doesn't he know how to be quiet?! Geez!"

In about two minutes, Lena heard a satisfied groan from Naruto to which she scrunched up her face in disgust, feeling nauseous. She dropped her toast to the plate, losing her appetite. No way was she entering his room anymore. "And he was so loud. Why is Hana not here?" She sighed in resignation. "Would have been hilarious, and less creepy."

Hearing his footsteps coming down she looked at him in disgust at the satisfied expression on his face.

Phew! That was a lot. He let out a sigh of relief and looked towards Lena, blinking at the expression on her face.

"Uh, Lena what's wrong?"

"You… stupid… idiot."

Naruto blinked innocently. "Huh?"

She looked at him with a twitching eyebrow. "What were you doing upstairs?!"

"I know right?!" Naruto asked excitedly to her astonishment and extreme confusion.

"Wha-"

"It's like there's this hole, and filling it feels so good. Can't believe it's been a while since I tried that. And the stuff that came out, it was a lot!"

She looked at him horrified to which Naruto paid no heed. "A… A while?"

Naruto nodded his head, heading to the table. "Yea, I should be doing it constantly now." He looked in thought. "Or is it because I haven't done it in a while that it felt so good? What do you think?"

She gaped at him. What is happening here?!

She shook her head and looked at him reaching for his breakfast. She stammered. "D…Did you at least wash your hands?"

Naruto looked at her arching an eyebrow in confusion. "Why?"

"Well because you're supposed to?!"

Naruto shifted his head in the negative. "You don't."

"I do!" Lena shouted out before her eyes widened. "What?!" She looked at him in horror. "What?!"

Naruto looked totally alarmed looking around. "What?"

"What are you saying?"

Naruto looked sideways in puzzlement. This was confusing. "That you do it and you don't clean your hands."

"How do you know that?! And I do wash my hands!"

"Because I see you do it almost every time." Naruto spoke out incredulously.

Lena looked uneasy. "You… watch me?"

Naruto looked at her like it wasn't a big deal. "Yeah? I thought you didn't mind."

"Everybody minds!" She exclaimed.

"Winston does it. Hana does it. Heck even Mei does it!"

She looked completely disturbed. "What is wrong with you?!"

"I don't get what's the big deal about cleaning your ears!" Naruto found his voice rising.

"Well it's…" She trailed off. She blinked. "Wait, what?"

"I mean what's wrong if people see you!"

Lena face was completely red at the realization. "Oh! You were… You were… You were cleaning your ears! Hahahahahaha." She laughed out nervously, prompting a confused look from Naruto.

Is she alright up there?

Lena kept laughing while eating her toast. Her eyes then widened at what she said earlier. Oh my God I just admitted that-! Nah, he's dumb, he wouldn't realize it.

She laughed the thought off prompting Naruto to look at her in a confused state before placing his breakfast on a tray. "I'll think I'll eat in my room."

"Yeah you do that."

"Riiiight, Right." Naruto nodded slowly and took his breakfast to his room leaving a nervously laughing Lena in the dining table.

One think was for sure, he was officially creeped out. Who knew using a cotton bud to clean your ears would generate such a reaction from her?

She was really weird.