Disclaimer:….yeah, I think you all know the spiel by now….
So, here's the real 10th chapter. I've decided that I won't give this up. Things have been running better for me recently.
I love this, its hilarious. Here are my questions.
1. Have you ever gotten really drunk and kissed someone in AVANLANCHE or the turks?
2. Do you make Shera shave your back?
3. Do you like my dress?
4. Do you want to borrow the dress?
Thanks for reading my questions Cid!
Leonora T,
1.)If I was drunk, then how the fuck am I supposed to know?
2.)…I'm not answering that…
3.)Huh?
4.)Who do I look like? Cloud? I don't cross-dress damnit!!
~Cid
Alright, here's the next one.
Hmm...well, well I have one question for the king of cigarettes and cursing... Will you come outside to play?
nariosaw,
I'm not even sure what to say about this one. Well other then the fact that I don't like the way you put that…You are not to come within 10 feet of me…EVER!
~Cid
HAHAHA!
Thanx for answering my questions, but I still have more!
1)If you and the rest of AVALANCH got stuck on "Survivor", who would you vote off first?
2) What would you do if "someone" released a video of your "privet moments" with Shera to the rest of the planet?
3) How would you react if your 16 year old daughter got pregnet? and Cloud's son was the father?
I beleve that's enough torment for now. Answer if you want me to ask more, or don't and I'll keep asking. TYL (Torment You Later) VEG
Akai,
1.)Yuffie, then I wouldn't have to worry about any of my shit being stolen.
2.)What's with the goddamned quotation marks?.....wait…if you did anything, I'm gonna fucking kill you…
3.)How in the hell do you come up with this shit?! Seriously, What the fuck?!
~Cid
P.S. Quit it with the fucking VEG shit. You aren't allowed within 10 feet of me EITHER!
Hey Cid.
Are you a CloudxTifa or CloudxAerith fan??
kaitlynelizabeth.
I usually stay out of other people's fucking love lives. Though with the fact that Aeris got killed by Sephiroth…well, you get my point.
~Cid
Again with me!
1) How and why did you take up smoking?
2) Do you keep in contact with your old teammates from the academy?
3) Do you own a PlayStation? and do you like playing with yourself? *wink wink* ^__-
Contemplate these and my others for now. I need time to think of new ways to torment you
*sigh* You're not gonna leave me alone are you?...
CD: Remember the contract Cid?
Fine, I'll answer the damn questions…
1.)How? That's easy. Same way that every one else does. They light one up. As for why…Well, I don't even remember anymore…
2.)What? you mean the Air Force? Not really. There's only one guy that I keep in touch with that has known me for that long…Though he technically wasn't part of SAF. That still counts, don't it?
3.)A what? What the hell is a PlayStation?...And Stop coming up with these weird ass questions damnit!!
I will get a restraining order against you if I have to...
~Cid
Dear, Cid
I was wondering several things (duh!) and was hoping you would answer them.
For starters -
1. What do you think about being defined as "THE" Cid, though they've had one for every single FF game? What do you think about the ** who stole your name? ;(
2. Not so much a question, just that...cussing is bad for your soul. And if you're Shera is pregnant, you really shouldn't say that around the kid. GODDAMMIT CID! FLAME ME IF YOU WANT but it's still true. :(
me a hypocrite. I don't care. I don't do it as much as you.
3(a). No, scratch that. You still like me right? RIGHT?! I'm sorry. Sorta.
4. Er...not a question again. Just wanted to say I F**CKING LUV YA CIDDY! :3 Your awesome. ;D
5. If you could, could you please, PLEASE tell Cloud to get OVER that dead flower girl's **?! I love her, but C'MON. She's dead and Zack's dead for heaven's sake! There ya go, damn. Tell him to move the hell on. From me. Make sure you do, and let me know what he says? :|
6. Oh, and smoking is bad for ya too. Both your soul AND your lung goes with that **. Just don't. I want you to be around for a long time. When you die from emphysema/cancer I will cry. :'(
7. Do you believe in spanking/switching/cussing out (boo) you're kids when you have them? (Deny it, but it's only a matter of time for it happens. ;] )
8. Let me know if I made your ** day shittier.
Thanks for answering my "questions". Just let Chaos dynasty know that she is an AWESOME writer and that she should IN NO WAY quit this story?!
Lots of love,
darkangel8694
Darkangel8694,
That is a lot of things, though, due to being forced to do this, I have to answer them all. So, here goes.
1.)I don't exactly know what the hell you're talking about, but if anyone steals my name, they'll find out how bad I am when I'm really pissed off.
2.)What?...Alright, well, if you want a flame, let me get my fire materia.
CD: That isn't what was meant, Cid.
Huh? Well, what the fuck does it mean then?
CD: just keep going…
Fine.
3.)…Now I'm confused.
3a.)Sorta? What the hell kinda apology is that?
4.)Heh, I know.
5.)Trust me, we've all tried. He's not as bad as he used to be about this, though. I guess we could all keep trying though.
6.)Well, if it makes ya feel any better, Shera's been tryin to force me to quit. And I mean 'force'. Let's just put it this way, of course I feel pucking threatened when there's a shotgun aimed at my head!
7.)Woah, wait, hold up here…I haven't thought about that…
8.)To put it simply, it can't really get any shittier then it has been with being forced to do this, then come home and get fucking chewed out because Shera didn't know where I was.
CD: Thanks for the compliment. I was in a bit of a depression for a while, but now I'm back.
~Cid
Author's note: I'm gonna keep going with this. Thnx for all the reviews everyone, and keep coming up with questions. We all know that Cid loves them!
Cid: Shut up.
CD: Hmm…….nope!