Chapter 11...3
Kevin: You have to let me go with you guys!
Bro: For once I agree with him!
Rolf: I said no and that's final.
Kevin: My boyfriend is in a hospital with a hole in his arm given to him by some asshole!
Bro: At least let us go out and find the fucker who did this!
Rolf: I SAID NO!
Rolf slammed his hand down on the wooden table. He scared Ed but obviously not Kevin or Bro. They were intent on seeing Edd but also getting the culprit that had hurt him.
Ed: Rolf we need to find Jim, he's only a kid.
Ed was extremely worried for his nephew and they shared a close bond. Jim was like him in some ways or another when it came to random thoughts and actions. Rolf went over to his lover and held him petting the top of his head trying to sooth the gymnastic delinquent.
Rolf: Rest assured darling, Rolf will do everything to find nephew.
Kevin: Wait a second...
They looked at Kevin who had a dead pan look on his face.
Kevin: If I may inquire something here, how the fuck does Edd have a son? I thought I was his first?
Bro: In all tench-
They all turned to specter Bro with serious glares of anger.
Bro: Now isn't the time for that but I agree with him...
They entered a moment of awkward silence and went back to the question at hand.
Ed: Jim originally was a cactus till Double Dee used his technology to turn him human after I accidentally bit him. Jim is like a son to him, he's had him since he was a seed...
Kevin felt a weight lift from him to know that his love has never been with anybody but himself (not counting Bro). Ed felt tears brim at the corners of his eyes as he recalled the family time that he, Eddy, Double Dee and Jim shared. Rolf held him tighter hoping that this would so be over and everything would go back to normal. Rolf grabbed the keys to his car and grabbed Edd's hand dragging him to the front door. Kevin and Bro followed swiftly behind.
Kevin: Is that it? You're gonna make me sit here and do nothing while Edd sits in the hospital and you guys go looking for the kid?!
Rolf: You have him with you...
Rolf said pointing to Bro.
Rolf: Having you two around Edd would prove detrimental to you both, mainly him. Also, Rolf knows nothing of how you two would act outside of house and odds could be that both get hurt because of careless decisions...Rolf needs no more time to help all three of you.
Without another word Rolf and Ed walked out. Kevin felt useless like this; sitting and waiting for everything to go back to the way it was when he should be doing something about it. Kevin was fed up with waiting and watching, he was forced to do so a year ago, "And I won't do it again." He thought as he went to his bathroom on the second floor and rummaged through the closet throwing things through Bro who stared at him.
Bro: The fuck are you doing dude?
Kevin: Looking for my spare holster I keep in the house? Duh.
Bro: You're not gonna...?
Kevin: Do something stupid? Yes, I refuse to have my boyfriend lie in the hospital, in pain while his son is still out there.
Bro: Well you got me on your side.
Kevin: Not sure if that's good or bad.
Bro: You saw how I turned into the dork and I sounded just like him, if those creeps were really after him and the kid is just leverage than we have the advantage...c'mon Kevin-
They both stopped after hearing the last word leaved his intangible lips. "Did he just call me by my name?" Kevin thought as he stood straight staring at the older specter with an eyebrow raised.
Bro: I don't know why the fuck that came out of my mouth but seriously, it's worth a shot...
"He's got a point and it would save Edd some time and energy from having to look himself...but it still leaves me with Bro as a problem and trying to rape him again...what do I do...?" His mind was clouded, what was he to do? He could do as his friend says and wait in the house till further notice and or DO SOMETHING?! Closing the closet door he pick up everything and smiled at the stroke of genius that crossed his mind. Bro saw the smile and didn't know whether to be glad or sorely creeped.
Kevin: Do me a favor and go through the house and look for my Tommy gun, I can't remember where I last had it...
Bro: Ok, while I play servant boy to you what're you going to do?
Kevin: Make a call to my friend, Captain Melon Head.
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It wasn't enough that I have to be in the hospital while my son is missing but now Rolf is here using the same method he used last time I was bedridden.
Eddy: Dude! Stop with the protection spells!
Rolf: Rolf must do this to protect smart one!
Sarah: You didn't have to make it smell, just look at Jimmy!
Poor guy, he was vomiting in the waist bin across the room near the door. Jimmy wasn't one to handle foul smells all too well.
Edd: Are you alright Jimmy? Would you like me to call a nurse?
Jimmy lifted his head slightly but waved his hand dismissing the gesture of a nurse coming to him aid. Though he could use it.
Sarah: I'll take him anyway and I'll ask for some air freshener.
Sarah went over to Jimmy Lifted him from the ground grabbing the waste bin before leaving the room. Once they were gone Eddy went over to the window and opened it a little alarming Rolf who argued with him about the importance of his smell while Eddy rebutted that Jimmy heaving and then vomiting was a problematic side effect of the spell.
I listened to the two while Ed watching happily and Nazz made tea.
Nazz: I would stop them but it would be stupid to even try.
Edd: Agreed.
Nazz: I'm sorry about your son Double Dee.
Edd: It's fine, Jim's a smart boy and tough too, he'll do what's right to try and get himself out.
Nazz: That's right, he is your son after all.
I laughed at her mentioning my son. I miss him...and Kevin, I want them both here with me right now. If everything were normal, Kevin would be playing with Jim while I worked on something. After I was finished they would greet me wanting something to eat and me and Kevin would cook for Jim. As always Kevin would either wait till Jim turned his head or cover his eyes to kiss me passionately while whispering something sensual and vulgar in my ear. After we've eaten and Jim was put to sleep, Kevin would cuddle with me in front of the couch watching a movie...
Nazz: You would like that wouldn't you?
I turn to Nazz with a slight blush on my face. Missing them both right now, is terribly painful and physical pain is not even on its caliber. We looked at the door when we heard a knock.
Eddy: Come in!
Eddy yelled and to his delight his new found love interest walked in her dress clothes and lab coat. I saw a smile form on his face as she walked in and closed the door behind her.
Malore: I see you're up and lively!
Edd: Very much so.
Malore: Glad to hear, I came to check on you and to see how that arm was doing.
Edd: Oh yes, I take it some people bleed excessively and you have to watch them before they bleed out.
Malore: Correct!
She was more than thrilled to meet me and to operate on me which I find odd but still flattering.
Malore: So if you don't mind taking your gown off for a little bit I can check your arm!
For a doctor she's very attentive and chipper. Eddy couldn't keep his eyes off of her. He watched every move she made.
Nazz: So doctor how long until he can leave?
Malore: We need to keep him over night just as a precaution and around the afternoon he's ready to ship out.
Rolf: That's great!
Eddy: Yes, now you can stop using that stupid magic of yours that made Jimmy throw back his lunch.
Rolf: Rolf said it works in different ways! If fragrant smelling gymnast didn't smell more roses than gym sock he would not have problem with talisman.
Malore: I suppose you all are friends?
Edd: Indeed.
Malore: Well two of you can stay here if you want but if you stay sir...
She said looking in Rolf's direction.
Malore:...The nurses ask that you tone it down on the talismans and that you should put it around the entire building so your concerns of your friend is met but you would protect all the other patients as well.
Rolf blinked at her thoughtfulness and acceptance of his magic and that she wasn't complaining about it as much as his co-workers and the nursing staff.
Rolf: I think I'll do that.
Rolf walked out of the room taking his talisman with him. Nazz sat by me still with a small knife and a green apple. She was slicing it up for me to eat while Dr. Malore checked on me. After she finished she scribbled on her clip board and smiled at me.
Malore: Well Dr. Vincent you seem fine for now just keep taking the pain killers on a regular and it should hurt a fraction less than when you received it.
Edd: No I'm sure the operation was a bit more painful.
She laughed at my joke and I saw Eddy melt at her laugh. In the terms that he put Kevin in when he would act like this with me he's "putty in the palm of your hand".
Malore: Well I have other patients to look at and I'll have a nurse check on you every other couple of hours to see how you're doing.
Edd: That sounds great.
Malore: And can I pick your brain for medical advice?
Edd: I don't see why not.
Her eyes lit up as she jumped for joy at my approval. Eddy jerked looking down at his pants and then crossing his legs while trying to look discreet; because he had a boner for the female doctor. He has the gall to shame me and Ed for our hormones acting out, whether in public or in private, when he's now no better because of Dr. Malore.
Malore: Well I can't ask you now but I'll write them down and leave it here with your colleagues for you to answer later if that's alright?
Edd: I wouldn't mind.
Nazz: Neither would Eddy, right Eddy?
We all turned to him, by Joe was this the best reaction he's had since everybody found out his middle name. The man was sweating profusely as he smiled nervously with one hand under his chin and the other between his crossed legs holding on to his erection. I saw a small jerk from Dr. Malore and her hand move to her mouth. But what shocked me was what she must've did next. I didn't see it and neither did Nazz because her back was turned to us but the blank look on Eddy's face and the growing on his face said it all. He quickly walked out of the room and she turned to us.
Malore: Well...I should leave.
Edd: Right and thank you again.
Malore: Not a problem doctor.
She ended her sentence with a giggle and walked out of the room with a sly smile on her face. I turned to Nazz and we were both thinking the same thing; they're going to look for an empty room to have sex again.
Nazz: How did one girl like her get a guy like Eddy whipped that quickly?
Edd: I haven't the slightest, do you know they just met today?
Nazz: No, really?
I nodded my head as she giggled in excitement. This was both a horrible day and a sweet night.
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I feel bad for doing this. I called Johnny to ask him to help me break into Edd's apartment so we could use his machine to turn Plank human. My reason for turning Plank human was to have someone a lot stealthier than Johnny sneak in and grab Jim for a fast getaway. Bro had no problem with it because he get to be apartment again. We snuck in through the window after having Johnny create a diversion as Captain Melon head and Splinter the Wonder wood…I feel bad for Plank having such a bad sidekick name. Edd's apartment was a mess so of course he didn't do this but. Rolf did say that his son was kidnapped right under their nose while he was in the kitchen with Eddy.
Bro: Who could've done this?
Kevin: Whoever it was is gonna pay for coming in here to begin with.
Bro: You got that right.
Johnny: So where's his lab so I can humanize Plank?
Bro: Let me take a look around the place.
Bro flew off into the walls looking for the lab as Johnny, Plank and I searched the place. The place was in shambles and Edd won't be happy about this. Knowing him he's probably lying in bed thinking to kill the person that kidnapped his son after he cleans the place first.
Bro: I found the lad, it's in the bedroom.
Kevin: Good, is it open?
Bro: No, the thing has a timer for when the doc's bio signature doesn't pass through its sensors than it closes.
Kevin: So how do we get through?
Johnny: Did you guys invite me along for a plan or just to listen to yourselves sound stupid?
We both turn to him feeling angry at his rhetorical question. The bald goof went to the bedroom with us following behind him. We saw the keypad haphazardly hidden behind two books and a lamp that supposed to be on the night stand on the side of the bed where Edd sleeps.
Johnny: Of course the prick didn't go through here considering their main goal was to take the kid and make it look like a kidnapping.
Kevin: You saying there's more to this than the kid?
Johnny: Obviously.
Bro: Your witty comebacks are starting to get on my nerves baldy...
Kevin: You get used to it, slightly.
Johnny: Look around the place to see if the invaders left any clues behind while I crack the code on this thing.
Kevin: Sure, let's go.
Bro: Right.
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