Okay, this is kind of short and stupid, but it wouldn't get out of my head X)
When she's scared, protect her…
"Oh my god, what's that?"
"What's what?"
"Over there. On the wall. In the corner."
"Oh. It looks like a bug. Spider, probably."
"A spider?"
"Yeah, you know, eight legs, a bunch of eyes, spins a web?"
"Shut up! Go kill it."
"Why?"
"Because I don't want some creepy-ass spider in my apartment, acting like it's paying rent or something."
"So why don't you go kill it?"
"You're the guy; you're supposed to do those things."
"You're not scared of spiders, are you?"
"Pfft. Of course not. Hard-core rock goddesses are not afraid of spiders."
"Oh look. It's moving."
"WHAT?!"
"You climb up me any higher Luce and you'll be sitting on my head."
"Just get off your butt and go kill the thing."
"Mmmm… Ouch! Okay, okay! Stop hitting- stop hitting me! Jesus. … Luce, you're going to have to get off of my lap."
"Fine."
"Alright, let me see. Hey, where'd it go?"
"WHAT?!"
"Kidding! It's right here."
"It's- It's… touching you."
"Just a little bit. Look, I'm holding it by two of its legs-"
"Get it away from me!"
"Aww, it's so cute! Let's give it a name."
"Kendall!"
"How about Fred? Do you like that name, little buddy?"
"It's freaking moving! Just kill it!"
"Lucy, calm down."
"I will not!"
"Here; I'm opening the window, and tossing the spider out. All gone. Poor Fred."
"Pfft. 'Poor Fred'."
"I'm sorry."
"You better be."
"…So, you don't like spiders?"
"Shut up."
"…That is exceedingly cute."
"Shut up."
I'm almost done with the actual next oneshot/chapter. It'll go before this one. Not that order's important.