A/N: I've just realized I forgot to put a disclaimer at the beginning of the intro chapter. Hopefully this will make up for it!

Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own Hetalia.

Also…this is sort of random, but I was thinking of starting an Ask New York thing…review and tell me what you think of that idea please. :D

California,

My neighbors tell me from time to time that I act like France, I just laugh in their face and say, Nu-uh!

Haha I wouldn't know, I haven't been to Disneyland yet, I've only been to Disney World because Florida stole Volvers and forced me to go there with her.

Well it's kinda true, no offense, but at random times you do kinda act blonde. It actually freaks me out a bit when some states come to me and tell me I act blonde, because I'm a brunette...

What does Oregon do when she comes to visit you? I bet you guys party all night long XD Iowa just kinda looks feminine, he needs to man up and not garden all the time XD

It makes me wonder why I share Lake Michigan with her XD. Wait, New York's been to strip clubs, and gay clubs? God, how did he get into lesbian clubs? This makes me wonder why he tells everyone he's straight...maybe he's in denial...

Wisconsin's got the cheese, and we're crossing over your border right now.

Michigan

P.S. It's okay, not everybody remembers I have a pet Wolverine. It actually makes me laugh whenever I go and visit Uncle Canada, because both Volvers and Kumajiro ask Uncle Canada who he is at the exact same time!

Michigan,

Well, you're just going to have to come to Disneyland when you visit! :D

Yeah I know I act blond sometimes…but usually it's on purpose…cuz everyone seems to enjoy when I act stupid. XD Haha noooo I don't party all night long with Oregon…that's what I do with Nevada!

Ha, yeah, I don't really know why he bothers to say he's straight…maybe he IS in denial…and as for the lesbian club thing…well…between you and me, I've caught him wearing a dress. O.o And that is the story of why I have no innocence left. Just kidding…I have a little innocence left…

Yay! Cheesy goodness for me! :D

~California