Disclaimer: Naruto is so not mine.

Sasuke's POV

Wow. Itachi fainted. Hehe. I always wanted to make him do that. I wonder if it's too much. I look down to my clothes. Hmm. Apron and nothing under. Nope. It's good. This is so fun, the last time I acted this goody was before the Itachi-kill-family thing. Now that I think about. Ever since I got pregnant, it has been easier to express my feelings. Maybe I should stop? NAH. It's so much fun to torture them.

"Naru-chan? Is he alright?" I asked him. God this is funny.

"Er...yeah." He looks scared. Probably cause he's been left alone with me. I guess it's time for payback for what he did to me.

"Naru-chan! Come with me!" I grinned. I dragged him into my bedroom.

"S-Sasuke-teme. W-what are you d-doing?" He's stuttering. Isn't that cute.

I pulled him inside the bedroom, and locked the door. Before he had time to react, I grabbed his wrists and pinned him onto the wall.

"Payback." I said. I reached down and kissed his lips. I pushed my tongue towards his mouth, asking for entrance. He opened his mouth and I pushed my tongue into his mouth. I can see he was trying to dominate, and I don't really mind there, so I let him. Once I let go of his wrists, he pushed me into my bed. Before I had time to react, he leapt down and started to kiss me roughly. He looked like he was going to go lower, when suddenly the door flew open.

Eh? I thought I locked that door. Suddenly Itachi came through that door. Oh. He must have busted it. Nice. He looks angry and...pissed? I wonder at who.

"NARUTO!" He says. Oh, he's mad at Naruto. Probably cause he's the one on top of me now. He's such a overprotective brother. But then again, it's been a long time since me and Naruto's been in this room, he couldn't have still been fainting, could he? "YOU LEFT ME A NOTE TO GO BUY SOME BABY CLOTHES, WHILE YOU'RE HERE DOING THIS WITH MY BROTHER?!" He yelled. Eh? When did he leave a note?

"Uh...yeah, about that. Ehehe." He scratched the back of his head. "What did you buy?" He tried to change the subject.

"Oh. I saw the cutest little thing. There was this cute little dress. And I HAD to get it!" He said happily.

"We're not sure if it's a girl or guy yet." Naruto said.

"CUTE LITTLE DRESS. IT'S A GIRL!" Itachi roared.

"RIGHT! It's a girl!" Naruto repeated after him, still scared.

"Come unpack the stuff with me, while you're at it, GET OFF MY BROTHER!" Itachi has such a good memory.

"OK!" He hopped off me and ran out. He's not even scared of strong ninjas, but he's scared of my brother? I guess he is strong. Oh well whatever. Let's just go to sleep.

Lol. A bit weird there. But tried a few of the ideas. Hopefully it's good.