Whattup lil grasshoppers. So I've left it however many days I left it for. You're probably going to have my head for this but the lack of lemons in this chapter is all Sakura's fault. It may interest you to know that Sakura is my favourite female protagonist in Naruto. That's right I love her more than Konan, Kushina, Hinata, Karin, Ino, Temari, etc. It may also interest you to know that the only female character I DO have beef with is... heaven forbid... Tsunade. I'd explain why but it would take to long.

Anyway, I thought if Sasuke and Naruto were fucking, Sakura should play her part in it. After all she does love Sasuke.

I'm a massive SasuSaku shipper (yep that's right, heterosexual) because we all know deep down that Kishi-sama ain't gonna give me SasuNaru no matter how much I beg. Ironically I've written many NaruSaku fanfics (one of which I will be posting) because the bottom line is this: I don't like pairing Sasuke with girls because I want him all to myself.

I'm selfish like that.

DISCLAIMER: I thought I'd stolen Naruto and company from Kishimoto-sama since he didn't want my body (for some reason) but as it turned out, Itachi had me under a genjutsu the entire time. Naturally, I still don't own Naruto.


"What is that noise?" demanded Sakura, a hint of panic in her voice.

"Orochimaru" answered Sasuke, clearly peeved off at being woken up, "And someone else. My guess is that there's been an intruder."

"W-we should get out of here" said Naruto firmly, "This place feels like it's about to collapse."

"You two go ahead" ordered Sasuke, "I'm going to see what's going on. Get yourselves out of the area. Or don't. I don't really care."
Naruto frowned. "We're not just going to leave without you."

Sasuke 'tsked' and grabbing his clothes, slipped quickly from the room.

"Sasuke!" called Naruto, "Come back!"

He stood up and attempted to follow him only to feel a vice grip on his arm. Turning to face an angry Sakura he pulled backwards.

"Let him go" ordered Sakura, "We can worry about him later, let's just get out of here first."

Judging from the pinkette's expression arguing was futile and so the whiskered ninja reluctantly followed her from the room, and up towards the exit that was conveniently outside. The sunlight hit them and Naruto winced slightly, still groggy from his sleep. He turned back around to notice that the ground was indeed shaking. What was Orochimaru doing in there? Would Sasuke be okay?

"Come on" said Naruto, "Let's move away. There's a bunch of ruins not far from here, we can rest there until Sasuke comes."
"Why would Sasuke come?"

Naruto regarded her wearily, before leading the way into the woods at a fast speed. Sakura followed in silence and it seemed she was put out by something.

Upon reaching the ruins Naruto slumped down on a wall and closed his eyes, checking his chakra levels to make sure they were high in case of emergency.

"Naruto" said Sakura seriously, "I need to talk to you."
"Shoot."

"Why were you naked?" she asked slowly

"Huh?"

"Naked" she repeated, "It's not like I haven't seen you like that before Naruto but... Sasuke was naked too... what's going on?"

Naruto was silent.

"I'm not stupid you know" she said quietly, "I..."

She broke off and the sudden silence drove Naruto to steal a glance at her. She was standing facing him, hurt and betrayal bright in her teary eyes.

"You've been..." she whispered, "... No..."

Naruto averted his gaze and looked at the ground thoughtfully. "I didn't mean for any of this Sakura. I just want him to come home... I love him."

"More than me?" she demanded, suddenly losing her temper. Naruto gasped and looked at her. Her pretty face was warped with anger and jealousy. Her fists clenched angrily.

"It doesn't matter how much either of us love him" said Naruto patiently, "He won't love us back."
"What do you mean?" she snapped, "You're the one screwing him aren't you?"

Naruto closed his eyes. "Sakura... only you are pure enough to think people only screw when they're in love. Sasuke does not love me Sakura, he's just momentarily entertained by me."

"That's sick!" she spat

"You think I don't know that?" laughed Naruto

He then felt a hand sharp across his cheek, he turned back to her, wide eyed.

"How could you let him do that to you?" she demanded

Naruto softened. "Wouldn't you?"

She burst into tears and fell to her knees. Naruto dropped forwards and wrapped his arms gently around her.

"I'm sorry Sakura" whispered Naruto, "I had no right... I knew you loved him and yet I did it anyway."

She shook her head against his chest. "I'd have done the same. I guess Sasuke brings out the worst in us, doesn't he?"

Naruto sighed. "For years I didn't understand why everyone was so infatuated with him... but I get it now. There is no reason. No logic behind it either."

"You love him?" asked Sakura in a small voice

"I wouldn't be here if I didn't" he replied softly. She pulled back and wiped her tears, her face set.

"Then... then..." she began, "Then I support you. I don't have a problem with you being gay, or bi, or whatever Naruto. I love Sasuke, but who was I kidding? Even if he wasn't gay, he hates me. If you want to love Sasuke then I won't tell you you're wrong. But mark my words, if he hurts you I'll pulverise him."

Naruto leant forwards to kiss his best friend on the nose. "Thanks, Sakura-chan. And Sasuke would be lucky to have you. But I don't want you to hate Sasuke if he hurts me because..."

She closed her eyes. "You're counting on him doing just that... aren't you?"

"As long as he's happy" whispered Naruto

"For now" agreed Sakura, "But there'll be a certain line from now on, Naruto, and if he crosses it I will personally end this weird not-relationship you have going on"

She edged forwards and nuzzled into him, and Naruto knew that Sakura felt totally comfortable in his presence. He squeezed her shoulders.

"Sorry to interrupt this... touching moment, but I have something to tell you"

Naruto and Sakura jumped apart at the sound of Sasuke's voice. The Uchiha boy stood looking thoroughly pissed off at what he had just witnessed. When he spoke again his voice had turned even colder.

"Orochimaru's hideout was breached" he informed the pair, "By my brother's partner, Kisame"

"The shark guy?" asked Naruto, scared.

Sasuke nodded. "Turns out Kakashi and some guy named Yamato were there"

"What?" demanded Sakura

Sasuke glared at her. "Whatever. Long story short, my brother took Kakashi, and Yamato was lying unconscious on the ground outside so Kisame took him."

"And you let him?" screeched Sakura

Sasuke shrugged. "Why do I care? I didn't know the guy."

Sakura shook angrily. "Listen, you. I may still love you but mark my words, lay a finger on Naruto and I'll beat you half to death!"

Sasuke's glare darkened and he took a step towards her.

"Stop!" cried Naruto, "We don't have time for this! We need help! We can't leave Kakashi-sensei and Yamato to those Akatsuki!"
Sakura frowned. "One of us will have to head back to the village to inform Tsunade."

"Sakura can go" ordered Sasuke, "She's no use in battle anyway"

Sakura saw his plan and growled. "What if one of you is injured? Naruto I think you should go back, you're still recovering and you're in no position to be fighting yet."

Naruto shook his head. "Either of you can go but no matter what you say, I'm going to rescue my comrades! If I go back to the village now, Granny Tsunade won't let me out again, and you know it!"

Sakura sighed in reluctance, but nevertheless yielded. "I warned you Sasuke-kun. Hands off Naruto."
She flew out of sight, leaving the other two alone. Sasuke turned to face Naruto, his expression now murderous.

"What'd I do?" demanded Naruto. Sasuke took a step closer.

"Since when were you and Sakura so close?" he asked coldly

Naruto thought this interrogation unjust and scowled. "Since you left, teme. What does it matter to you anyway?"

Sasuke grabbed his wrist and Naruto tried to pull away, only to find himself stuck.

"Are you fucking her?"

"Why?" hissed Naruto, "Are you jealous?"

Sasuke smirked. "No, I just don't like sharing my things."

"I'm a thing?" demanded Naruto.

He pushed against Sasuke's chest.

Feisty thought Sasuke, Now that's the Naruto I remember.

Sasuke was pleasantly surprised by Naruto's sudden change in attitude. It seems that whatever Sakura had said to him in their little heart to heart, it had renewed his confidence and dignity. Sasuke liked Naruto's submissive, quiet side yes but this cute, lively little fox was most entertaining. Of course, it wouldn't have mattered if Naruto had no personality at all, Sasuke would want him anyway.

Sasuke always wanted the little blonde. It was actually pretty frustrating.

He grabbed the blonde's other wrist and threw him into a wall (probably not the best idea seeing as it was so old) and pressed up against him. Naruto glared at him, and it was sexy as fuck.

"Sasuke" whined Naruto, "Let me go, I'm not in the mood today. I just hurt Sakura's feelings and I'm not in the mood for this"

Sasuke's heart skipped a beat in anticipation. "Naruto. I'm in the mood."

Naruto averted his gaze stubbornly.
Sasuke smiled. Not smirked, smiled.

"Naruto" taunted Sasuke, "If you be a good little boy for Sasuke then I'll let you use your hands"
Naruto's eyes flashed, giving away his curiosity.

"I wouldn't have to keep them above my head?" he asked in a small, hopeful voice, his cerulean eyes sparking at the idea of putting his hands on Sasuke. It was so fucking adorable.

Sasuke smiled. "You can do whatever you like with them"

"Can I touch your hair?" asked Naruto, before blushing.

"What do you think?"

As if the blush wasn't enough to spur Sasuke, Naruto chewed his lip. God he was beautiful.

"But... Kakashi-sensei"

Sasuke sighed. "It's nightfall soon... I wouldn't try and attack at night anyway."

Sasuke leant forwards and kissed Naruto's cheek. Naruto's eyes glassed over slightly.

"Sasuke I-"

"No" bit Sasuke softly, he leant down and pressed his lips to Naruto's. "I'll let you touch me, hell I'll even hold your hand if you're into that sort of thing. But please, for god's sake, do not say those words Naruto"

Naruto complied submissively, and moaned gently as Sasuke's knee jerked up to rub at his crotch.

Sasuke could deal with everything else. Sasuke knew that Naruto loved him. He also knew that the moment the words slipped from the blonde's mouth that everything Sasuke had worked so hard for would have been for nothing. He would be unable to let the blonde out of his sight, and thus unable to continue his mission for revenge.

Sasuke knew many things, but one he knew for sure was that Naruto could ruin everything.


I have yet to figure out why there are so many fucking lines right there. ^

Damn I made Naruto such a pussy. He really is a little, well, girl.

Sasuke you pervert.

I like my men perverted.

Or maybe I don't and I just like pervertedness in general. (Note to self: Must find out if 'pervertedness' is a word)

Oh wait. No. I figured it out.

I just like Uchihas. I like power. It turns me on.

Sean Bean turns me on.

Boris Johnson turns me on.

And Sasuke Uchiha turns me on.

I talk too much.

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