Driving Directions from the Shire to Mordor
1 80 S/ ME 680/Mordor Expressway/ 9A 1476.4 mi, 2 hours and 24 minutes
Caution: These directions are for planning purposes only, use caution - one does not simply drive into Mordor. You may find that festering swamps, poisonous gases, Balrogs, Urkai armies and Ringwraiths may cause conditions to differ from the map results, and you should plan your route accordingly or you will die. You must obey all signs or notices regarding your route.
A. Bag End
Hobbiton, The Shire
Middle Earth 966745-09
1) Turn left out of Bag End Circle
2) Continue straight towards Hobbiton Avenue
3) Turn right on Hobbiton Avenue towards the Hill/I 80 S
4) Merge onto I 80 S towards Bree
5) Take exit 19A toward Bywater Road
6) Keep left at the fork, follow signs for Frogmorton and take exit for Brandywine Bridge
7) Cross the Branywine Bridge (troll bridge)
8) Merge onto the East Road towards Bree
9) At crossroads turn right on Greenway towards Dunland
10) Take the ramp onto ME 680 N towards Greyflood
11) Merge onto North South Road
12) Turn left at Fords of Isen
13) Cross Snowbourne, merge onto ME 680 S
14) Slight right to stay on M.E 680 S
15) Take Exit 24 towards Minas Tirith
16) Merge on to the Mordor Expressway towards Minas Morgul
17) Continue south towards Cirith Ungol
18) Take exit 29, Cirth Ungol towards Orodruin
19) Turn left onto E Shelob St/Hwy 9A (partial toll road)
20) Turn right on Sauron Way, (destination will be on your left.)
B. Appt # 734 Sauron Way
Barad Dur, Mordor
Middle Earth 666732-04
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