Another shorty!
Sideswipe watched with boredom as Robert Epps approached him. His facial expression did not look pleased and the Technical Sergeant released an agitated puff of air. It was normal for the human to talk to Sideswipe about his problems, and usually the mech didn't mind.
As a matter of fact, Sideswipe was in a joking mood today, which was probably not the best thing for Rob at the moment.
"You know what sucks?" Rob growled, looking over at his metal-friend.
"Vacuums."
Rob raised an eyebrow, then glared. "You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?"
"Black holes," Sideswipe replied, keeping a serious face. He could almost smell the tension.
Rob growled, getting annoyed all over again and almost forgetting what he wanted to rant to Sideswipe about in the first place. He clenched his fists tightly, wishing the mech wasn't made of metal, or else he'd surely punch him if it meant he didn't have to hurt his own hand in doing so.
"You know what just isn't cool?" he hissed through gritted teeth.
"Lava."
With a loud growl, the soldier stormed off, yelling a series of profanity that would put any trucker to shame. Sideswipe just snorted, clearly amused with himself.
LOL. Had to do this... got this from another iPhone conversation and could definitely see Sideswipe putting this to good use.
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