Dear Diary,
Hi Diary! It's Yuuchirou Tajima and I've got some things I wanna' say to you! Yeah, that's right! I'm talking to youuu! Hehe…Make my day, punk! Or…or…what are youuu looking at? Hahahaha! I didn't know it was so fun to keep a diary! I'm sorry for ditching you, Mr. Diary! But you're the only dude who doesn't ridicule my need for sexy talk so why not give you another try?
Anyways, if you don't remember me, I'm Tajima and I bat clean-up! I'm in high school now and yet I'm still short! But as long as I have these rocket launchers and a girl by my side, I'm unstoppable. Oh yeah! I just got a girlfriend! Did you know that? She's way cute too and she wears thongs!
Man, she's so hot! I get hungry just thinking about it. Oh yeah! I like food too, just saying. Um…lemme' see. There's something I've been meaning to get off my chest actually…Diary?...What it be bad…if I don't have sex with her?
She seems the type to wanna' get it on already and everyone sees me as the type to get it on right away too. But I'm tired of people viewing me that way and I don't wanna' always be viewed as the guy who really wants to air out his front for a girl! Man, life's hard!
I really don't want to do it with her. She's been giving me hints that she wants to get in it right away! And I don't wanna' say no to her or I might lose her. Maybe that's the kind of chicks I attract. Of course a pervert like me would attract another pervert. Lame…I'm not always like that! I'm serious! I have a heart and I choose abstinence! But what do I say if she thinks I'm rejecting her? Women are difficult and I'd say hotness makes up for it. But I should really focus on baseball now! I don't wanna' think about it now. At least…not too much. Kay! Bye, Diary!
Love, Taji the Tiger! IIIIt's great!