ITs (Not) Easy

by Z-ComiX

Jaune Arc cheats his way into Beacon, but in a karmic event he becomes The head of Beacon's IT department instead! A collection of emails, logs, green texts and other electronic recordings depicting Jaune's struggles with trying to deal with the tech problems of the students and staff of beacon. Inspired by the Green Text "Anon works IT" and the Tumblr Series "The IT Wizard."

11. Day 8

/iT/CCT. 4Channel. vale

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Anonymous (K2d3ntNE) No. 4042675

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This is absolutely hilarious! Can't wait for the students to show up- this greentext is gonna be awesome when it gets to that point.

Also all the teachers aren't tech savvy at all, lol

Anonymous (L0rd7vDk) No. 4042680

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lol poor Anon
looking forwar to more

Anonymous (j05hS9sR) No. 4042685

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There are many ways to help someone.

So long as they don't know you're the one that started it.

Anonymous (Ja08zbc0) No. 4042721

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IKR? No one knows anything...

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Day 8

Last time our hero (me) was given the quest to literally put all the new tech stuff in all the rooms of the new students. This is day 1 of 3.

-be me

-in a room that is now designed "temporary IT storage"

-start calling it "the warehouse"

-Room is literally wall to wall boxes

-would have made a sweet fortress if I was 10

-RN it's more like a nightmare

-here's the kicker

-room's in the dorms

-room's clean and spacious

-room's not in the basement of the school

-boxes of supplies have a better room than my office

-well at least my room room is really nice

-sometimes see MILF on my way to my office

-wonder what she's up to…

-NO!

-BAD ANON!

-focus on work!

-look at to-do list

-set up wireless CCT connection

-check each room for connection

-check digital door locks

-install tv displays

-set up scroll terminals

-set up scrolls

-install programs

-make sure wireless toilets all function

-ect ect

-list literally goes on and on

-lucky works not even hard, it's just tedious

-and there is a lot of it

-sigh and resign myself to my work

-lift up a stack of boxes

-stop trying to lift boxes

-noodle arms have exceeded max capacity

-decide that moving them one by one is the only reasonable method here

-make a mental list of what I needed to set up one room

-start moving boxes to a room and begin setting up a room

-several moments later…

-Room set up

-and of only took forever!

-wow! Such efficiency!

-start doing mental math

-one room is X time

-times Y rooms

-Adjust for distance of rooms which will increase as I need to go up stairs…

-running simulation. Exe

-Ah Yes it should only take me more than 2 days!

-I'm totally not screwed!

-this is sarcasm in case anyone was confused

-decide now is a good time to go on break for a few minutes

-grab some lunch at the cafeteria

-one thing about this school, really good food

-go to sit at my usual table

-starts to populate with other members of the "help"

-don't even see them coming

-they are like literal ninjas

-honed from years of people ignoring them

-but they are good guys, we all get along

-start talking about all our problems

-complaining about staff members or dumb orders

- apparently this is customary at the school

-never had a clique on high school

-feel like part of the gang

-kind of weird tho since everyone at the table is like double my age

-but nice to be included

-kind of like a puppy added to a pack of wolves

-or a infected person hanging out with a herd of zombies

-start hearing "one of us" slowly repeating in the back of my head

-decide I need to distract myself before I go fully insane

-start thinking about my options

-but can't figure out how I can make more time for myself

-If I could just find a way to cut some corners I might be able to temporarily get past this issue…

-"yeah and then only 80% of the students end up using it anyway. they could let us use some of the excess right?"

-WAITWHAT

-ask what they meant

-apparently school has some exam that proves if you can hack it as a huntsman

-usually a few drop out of the school or something.

-meaning there is extra stuff

-but no one checks on THAT stuff

-evil plan. Exe

-think maybe I can get by this by the seat of my pants

-it's only going to take some small lying, a little cheating and a questionable amount of stealing

-ask the guys at the table if they could help me move some boxes after lunch

-ask what's in it for them

-smile

-Let me ask you

-is it considered stealing if the things were never going to be used and someone who probably needs and deserves it gets it instead?

-"well… funny you should ask."

So yeah, most of the heavier boxes made it to most of the rooms. Still got to set them up and stuff. But progress has been made?

I'll update you all tomorrow once I start setting up the rooms.