Kyle dragged Stan inside of the house and on the couch with him, as Sheila was upstairs screaming her lung out at his father. Ike tiptoed downstairs snickering,''Oh shit. I got front row seats...''

''C'mon Ike! Seriously!'' Kyle growled out. Ike shrugged and stay seated on the stairs. Stan who's head was between Kyle's legs as he slumped to the floor bonelessly, groaned and slurred,''I miss you, Kyle...Was this all a nightmare?''

''You are still awake and causing hell...I wish this was just a nightmare.'' Kyle grumbled. Ike laughed,''This is going down in South Park history.''

Kyle gave him a bone-chilling glare. Both brothers jumped when the door flew open to reveal Craig, Kenny, and Tweak. Kenny took in the sight with a slack jaw,''Oh hell to the no...''

Craig pulled up his shirt sleeves,''What the fuck is this?''

Kyle shook his head and sighed,''Calm down guys. This idiot is just drunk. He fell on me like this...''

''What a wonderful coincidence.'' Kenny deadpanned,''How did he even get here?''

''I have no fucking clue babe!'' Kyle exclaimed.

''Don't babe me! Look! We need to set boundaries ASAP! Because this shit is not happening again, do you understand me!?''

Kyle blanched and opened his mouth to speak,''Uh-

''Do. You. Fucking. Understand. Me!?'' Kenny sighed before saying,''I have been very lenient because this is your first ever relationship and all that shit but what I won't have is, walking into your house to see Stan's face between your legs! What the fuck were you thinking!? I will not stand to be disrespected like this!? You disrespect me like this again and I am leaving you!''

Ike clapped on the stairs making Kyle glare at him.

Craig joined in on the clapping,''Look who's balls just dropped! You should have done this a long time ago!''

Kyle rolled his eyes and pushed the now sleeping Stan off of him,''Don't pin all of this shit on me! You did not consult me before posting that and now mom is upstairs having a bitch fit!''

''I'm sorry. That post was definitely a mistake...'' Kenny said looking remorseful.

''Well anyway. It's all in the past...''Craig said shrugging.

Sheila stomped downstairs knocking Ike out of the way in her fury,''And what in the hell are you doing here!?'' She screamed at Kenny,''Haven't you caused enough drama!?''

Kenny backed away and Craig said,''Ma'am he is not the reason your husband played with another man's penis. You need to talk to your husband about his bisexuality and not yell at a defenseless kid that had nothing to do with it!''

''You need to watch your tone young man!'' Sheila yelled.

''And you need to back the fuck out of my face!'' Craig yelled back.

Sheila growled out,''Out of my house.'' She pushed Craig back and he had to stop himself from punching her,''Don't fucking touch me you fat bitch!''

''HEY!'' Kyle screamed and Kenny facepalmed.

Kenny put a hand on Craig's back,''Calm down...please let's just go.''

Kyle sighs,''I'm going with you guys.''

''Oh no the hell you are not young man!'' Sheila yelled.

''Oh yes the hell I am. I am done with your shit. Your screaming, your overbearing bullshit, your unrealistic expectations, I am over ALL of it. I don't have time for your bullshit any more mom.''

''I tried to be nice to you little boy! I even tolerated this disease you have!'' Sheila yelled her voice shrill.

''Thank you for being honest for once mom and letting your actual feelings about my surface. I will leave so that no one else here catches my ''disease''.''

Ike chuckled,''Oh honey I already have it.''

Sheila looked at Ike her eyes bewildered before she let out a scream of frustration. Kyle stomped to the door.

''If you leave you will not be able to return!'' Sheila threatened.

Kyle shrugs,''Who gives a shit.'' He left the house ignoring the shrill screams of his mom.