Sokka stared at the party room door, tilting his head slightly to the side. The door was actually moving from muffled music that he could already hear quite clearly. He frowned, knowing that his ears would be blown off if he so much as touched the door. Yes, he could have gone off and done something else, oh yes, the option was there, it was even tempting to go and sit in the peace and quiet, some time to himself. But everyone, and that means EVERYONE was in that party room so the building was completely vacant and eerie. He paced a couple of times in front of it, trying to convince himself that it wasn't worth his curiosity to get aggravated…
One peek wouldn't hurt, Sokka turned to the door and his finger tips just barely touched the door handle when it flew open and hit him in the face.
Jet and Haru came out, too interested in each other than the party or who ever they hit to get out, mouths locked in an almost obsessive manner and they don't get far down the hall before Jet pins Haru against the wall with his body
Usagi popped her head out the door and whistles at them, "You know you could do that in the corner in here!" They both pause, Haru blushing and Jet just smirking
Sokka stood up abruptly then (note, there's a big red mark on his head), pointing to the two down the hall, "Go get a room, damn it!" he snaps and Haru chuckles a bit, taking Jet's hand and heading to the stairs to go to their room. Jet waves, winking at Usagi; oh yes, he was going to get laid. Usagi just smiled and looked to Sokka
"Getting lonely, closet boy?" Usagi asked and Sokka glared at her, folding his arms
"No, I just came to tell you to turn down the music… and that your music sucks." Sokka stated, looking away from her. Usagi shrugged and grabbed his arm, pulling him inside, into the blaring music and shutting the door after them
"Well it's my party so I'm playing what ever the f—k I want!" she shouted, the music drowning out her cursing at the right time. Sokka plugged up his ears, the music was way too loud
"My Chemical Romance should not be allowed to be played this loud!" Sokka shouted, following Usagi through the crowed of people. Even all the children from Aang's school was there and dancing away to the music.
"But I love them!" She shouted, arriving back with HKL and a bunch of readers that were now by their favorite characters, either dancing with them or just oggiling near by at the tables. HKL was playing with cords near the stage to get a microphone working, kneeling on the floor, "Ready yet?!" Usagi shouted and HKL looked up.
"Almost!" she yelled back and plugs two wires together; the speakers make a loud "thump!" HKL grinned, "They're ready!"
"Great!" Usagi shouted and hopped up on to the stage, tapping the cordless microphone and the music was lowered to a muffle in the background. Everyone then had their attention on Usagi who smiled and waved, "Hi guys, I hope everyone's enjoying themselves, with the music, the dancing and the food." The crowed yelled and whistled their appreciation; especially the fans, and Usagi bowed, "thank you, thank you, but really it was Aang that started it all, the dancing was fantabulous." The people clapped and Aang just smiled, rubbing the back of his head and blushing in modesty.
"We both enjoyed the dancing," HKL hopped up next to Usagi, another mic in hand, "Though I must say that the Phoenix Flight looks as if it had come from Russia."
"Well it had to come from somewhere," Usagi said.
"I know, just some back ground insight." HKL said, "Also, I believe that the Fire Nation represents the communist counties, they sure do treat their people like it."
"Well it does show, especially in the children. Their whole culture has been suppressed for generations. Aang remembers the Fire Nation fondly with a lot of bright colors and dancing and fun, but since the war, the life seems to be sucked out of them. Once the war stops, they won't know how to act or how their culture was 100 years ago. Sad really." Usagi said, for once, serious about the matter.
"Well the dancing in the episode was one of the best parts," HKL said, breaking the solemn statement, "I liked the Camillipant Strike."
"I loved the ball room dancing!" Usagi popped into happy ness, "And I have to say, that Aang and Katara's dance was the most inspiring. Even being a yaoi fan, it really strengthened the pairing for me. Such passion, such love! They read each others moves as if they had rehearsed for years! It was awing and beautiful. Kudos to Aang and Katara!" Usagi clapped to them and everyone else clapped too, both Aang and Katara blushing from the attention, "And thank you all you fire Nation kids for defending our budy Aang, that was a happy moment!" the kids cheered and Free-Style-Kid did a happy dance, "It really shows that he opened your eyes to the possible freedom and you went against authority, way to go!" everyone cheered louder and Toph yells out.
"Yes! More breaking of the rules!"
"Yes, now lets have a little Fire Nation dancing, with the ball room style. Start us off Aang!" And with a queue from the band in the corner and Aang started the dancing, in which everyone soon joined; even the two main fan girls. The Free-Style-Kid was having his free style; he reminded everyone of Foam-at-the-Mouth-Guy. Usagi and HKL were dancing facing one another and giggling. Katara was of course dancing with Aang. Usagi had even broken Iroh out of his cell ("screw the plot!" Usagi yells and runs away with Iroh) and he's dancing with Toph, who is happy that her best buddy is out and about.
Sokka frowned and stood in the corner, wondering when the party would be over. He felt a tap on the shoulder and looked behind him, blushing when he found it was Zuko. Zuko held out a hand and motioned to the dancing with his other hand, being quite chaming.
"Dance?" Zuko asked and after a moment, Sokka took it.
"This doesn't mean anything." Sokka stated.
"It never does." Zuko shrugged and lead Sokka into the crowed. Sokka felt a pang of something at Zuko's last words, but ignored it and they stared to ballroom dance, Fire Nation style.
HKL ginned to Usagi, "Look who decided to join." Usagi smiled back.
"We'll get them later, let them have some quality time," Usagi said, "Lets get some other things out of the way, like Aang in school."
"The fire Nation, where even the meat eats meat!" HKL happily quote's Sokka
"It was neat that Aang used his own friend's name to cover his identity." Usagi said and everyone spun around in place.
"… Why is Aang saying 'hot men' to everyone?" HKL asked
"I don't know, but it made me eye twitched," Usagi said, "maybe it was the cool thing to say 100 years ago."
"It sounded weird." HKL agreed.
"I did get a flash of dejavu at the end of the first day of class; for those of you who've read my story Fire Child, did the after school scene seem familiar? It felt a lot like the interaction in the after school part. They're taking my ideas man! Onji was like Kaijin, the jerk was like Okibi and Aang was like Heisui."
"It was really weird," HKL agreed and smiled, "Hide and explode sounded fun."
"Yes it did, and Aang made a picture of Ozai out of noodles!"
"Sokka's reaction to Aang going to school was great! He's such the parent of the group. Hehe," HKL smiled, "Sokka likes secret rivers."
"Though poor Aang went through a culture shock with the Fire Nation School. Poor kids are so deprived and almost enslaved to go into the army after education.
"Yeah, but hey, caves, and Sokka's mission impossible bit when the cloud landed was funny."
"Yeah, and more animal magnetism when the bird landed on his head," Usagi grins and quotes him, "'We're in enemy territory, those are enemy birds'!"
"Well the Fire Nation birds seem to like him just the same." HKL comments and the music stops and a different, slower song started to play, in which everyone had to touch while dancing
"Yes, now lets go see the love birds!" Usagi announces and both fan girls run off to find Zuko and Sokka. Usagi grinned, finding them dancing so cutely together to the slower music. Sokka was leaning against Zuko's chest with his eyes closed and Zuko had his arms around Sokka, "Aw, I almost hate to ruin the moment…" Sokka perked when he heard her and pulled away from Zuko.
"It's not what it looks like!" he protested and HKL grinned as well, looking a bit like the chesser cat.
"Sure its not, but its now time to tell you how gay you were this episode. Usagi," HKL looked to Usagi and she smile back.
"You were the pickiest when it came to clothes." Usagi announced, "You just wouldn't settle for anything, or even taking whole bunch, you had to pick the perfect outfit and nothing more." HKL took up a thinking pose, gaining back the gay frill in her voice.
"This is too red, this is too burgundy, this will make me look fat… wait! This one is slimming and not red," she then pouts "there's no decent fuchsia…" Sokka's face goes completely red.
"That does not go through my mind!" he yelled.
"Isn't it weird that Katara always has to ask how she looks?" Usagi asked HKL, ignoring Sokka and his usual denial.
"Yeah, I know, it's a bit repetitive, but I loved it when Katara acted pregnant." HKL smiled and giggled, "the hair buns where a nice touch."
"Sokka didn't look half bad in a beard either." Usagi commented, "and its kind of funny. For someone that hates the Fire Nation so much, he blends into the society so well."
"You should know the enemy." Sokka grumbled his excuse, glaring at both of them.
"You got a shoe in the face." Usagi said, pointing at him.
"You sent Aang to his room, twice." HKL also jabbed a finger at him and both smiled, speaking together.
"It was so cute!" they squealed and Sokka smacks his forehead with his hand. They were both worse than Chong combined. Then without warning, they turned on Zuko, who was just being amused at how they picked on Sokka at the time.
"Oh, my god, I can't believe you and May," Usagi glared, "You two made me sick, and your 'lovey dovey' talk made me retch. "
"You didn't have to shove it in our faces like that." HKL huffed, arms crossed.
"What kind of line is, 'you're beautiful when you hate the world?!'" Usagi's eye twitched, pointing her finger at Zuko accusingly, "and dude, you have a lot of psychological problems."
"Yeah, messed up in the head." HKL agreed tapping her own head for emphasis.
"You going to see Iroh is very heart wrenching. I want Iroh to talk but Iroh's trying to teach you another lesson I can feel it. It really tugged when you brought his food and Iroh cried after you left. You have no patience at all. When Iroh turned his back to you, it hurt me!"
"It's like Zuko's really yelling at himself instead of his uncle. He wants his uncle's advice so bad but I think he wants his approval, to know he's doing the right thing." HKL said, enjoying to dig into characters' psyches, talking more to Usagi than paying attention to Zuko.
"Zuko may be back home, but he still urns for change, he's just impatient."
"I almost cried from those scenes, damn it!" HKL burst out, scrubbing at her eyes, "And the guy you hired was fu—ing creepy!" the music had drown out her swear word. Sokka and Zuko looked at each other, really thinking that they should escape now.
"Well at least May gave Azula an evil look for interrupting, I applaud her for that." Usagi commented.
"Appa has 6 fancy feet." HKL smiled, glancing at Appa, who was now able to dance on the dance floor.
"Even the Fire Nation guards got into the music! They miss the old ways! The creativity will not be beaten out of the Fire Nation!" Usagi cheered, loving when the guards had gone with the music.
"Hehe, that poor kid that saw the earth bending, he made a funny face." HKL giggled
"And Sokka hasn't been captured for a while; no one has. It makes me sad." Usagi said and pouted. HKL patted her back.
"I'm sure Sokka will get caught soon, don't worry." She assured her friend.
"Good," Usagi said and turned back to talk to Zuko and Sokka, but they had disappeared. Usagi pouted, "Oh poo, they left before we finished."
"Well, we'll get them next time." HKL said and looked back to the dancing, "Hey, let's go put on some Korn and have a mosh pit." Usagi sighed.
"You know Toph will just pwn everyone." She said as a matter-of-factly.
"So…?" HKL asked and Usagi thought a moment.
"Good point." She said and they both ran off to round up a mosh pit.
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SIDE THOUGHT MINI!!!
HKL is sitting in a huge brown leather armchair with a clip board in hand. She is wearing suit like clothes, her hair is in a bun, and wearing small reading glasses. She pushes the reading glasses back onto her nose and jots something down on the clip board. Zuko is lying on a couch, looking confused.
"So," HKL says in a slightly German accent, playing psychologist, "It seems zat you have a serious complex with your vater und your uncle is more of a vater to you than your own vater. Your schwester ist trying to kill you, und du are dating an emo lady that you really don't like but you're doing it to confirm to your society and make your vater proud, ja?"
Zuko blinks and looks at her, "Now this is just stupid."
"Ich bin ein Berliner!" (1) HKL shouts and runs off.
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Capture Count- still…
Toph: 5
Aang: 9
Katara: 11
Sokka: 16 ½
(1) "Ich bin ein Berliner," I am a jelly donut, and yeah, its rough German because I take German classes
DANCING!!
http://rufftoon. deviantart. com/ art /Sweet –Moves -46848139 ,Toph and Iroh Dancing
http://sockaichan. deviantart. com/ art /Loosen -Up -Rufftoon-s- contest- 51767971 ,Aang group dancing
http://purple-twilek .deviantart. com /art /Get- Down- Uncle- 59795996 ,Zuko and Iroh
http://lauramw .deviantart .com/ art /DANCE- PARTAY -66297617 ,Katara and Aang
http://tobuishi. deviantart. com/ art /Rufftoon-s- iAvatar -49870863 ,Everybody mon!
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Chibi episode: Swamp Skiing
Chibi-Usagi stood in front of the screen, wearing a white cowboy hat and she grinned, having a slightly southern accent, "Howdy, y'all!" HKL also pops up as well, also wearing a cowboy hat, though hers is black.
"Tarnations, we got a culture shock chibi episode for you!" She said and tilts her hat up with one finger. Sokka is pouting, standing off to the side with only a towel around his waist, soaked from skiing all day.
"Can't you two leave me alone for one day?"
"No, way!" Usagi waves her arms about, "You got all germ-o-phobic and expect us NOT to comment?!"
"What?! I like clean water, I hate getting dirty!" Sokka protested, "It is very normal to want cleanliness and clean water to drink."
"Yeah, but most men don't orgasm over it." HKL said and got a pumpkin thrown at her. It was the remaining peace of his water filtration device.
"I don't do that!" Sokka yelled, having to pull his towel back up. Usagi giggled, poking him in the chest region.
"It was so cute when you were being forced into the skis." She said.
"And Aang went through the whole episode with a hill-billy accent" HKL said, smiling happily, patting Sokka on the head, "Poor you, you're always picked on." Sokka pouted. Usagi giggled.
"Not to mention that his underwear was ripped off three times and we got to see his bright red cheeks."
"And we aren't talking about the one's on his face." HKL laughed
"And every one went skiing! Even Appa! Appa was so cool!" and Usagi ran off to hug the miniaturized flying bison. Sokka stood and dusted himself off. HKL looked at him.
"Too bad Zuko wasn't there to kiss your cheeks." She teased some and Sokka blushed.
"He's not going to kiss my butt." She said and HKL waged a finger at him.
"I never said the ones on the butt, I meant the ones on your face. Where's your mind today?" HKL ducked a ski that hit and stuck in the tree behind her. Her kitty ears perked at the ski and she blinked.
"Now that was a little uncalled for, don't you think?" she asked and saw Usagi dancing with Appa. She smiled, "Dance with me too! You got enough legs for 3 people!" and she ran off to dance by the banjos and guitar, and Sokka smacked the vine that tried to give him a hug.
"No tentacles, damn it!" he yells and stomps off to find Zuko, who is usually more sane than any one else.