"well... me and Hidan sorta fucked last night..."

It's a joke. Somebody tell me I'm on reality tv. I might not be with Hidan but in essence he's still mine. Though with what I did to her, I guess you'd call it even.

"You and HIDAN?!" I noticed my jaw dropped and shut it. "Don't tell anyone! We made a deal we'd discuss to no one what happened last night" Aimee looked dead serious. She isn't joking... me and Hidan are going to have a serious conversation about how drunk he would possibly have to be too... do that. I can't say I'm... Ok about it... it kinda hurts. I suddenly think of a evil idea and smirk.

"What?" Aimee ask's "Who's bigger? Deidara or Hidan?" I ask... all in the name of revenge. "Hmmm. Hidan." I drop my jaw even though I saw it coming. "I still hate that asshole for raping me." Aimee says defiantly. "That's my Aimee'" I attempt a grin and put my hand on her shoulder. Why does it hurt so much? "Get youre goddamned hands off me" Aimee shrugs my hand off her. We both get up and head out the door? "Does Deidara know?" I ask. "Hell no." The 'And he's not going too' was intended. Aimee sits on the couch by Deidara and I go into Hidan's room

"No warning?" I ask as I slam his door shut. "I was drunk. You think I'd fuck her on purpose?" Hidan sits up on his bed. "That doesn't change the fact I had to hear it from Aimee." I crossed my arm's. "I didn't know that you'd..." Hidan crossed the room and hugged me. "Just because I chose Itachi doesn't mean that you can just go fuck other women." I say into his chest.

"You can keep a secret right?" I pushed away from him and sat on his bed. "Our favorite good little girl did something bad?" Hidan grinned. "I fucked Deidara." I said and Hidan sat down next to me, the grin wiped off his face. "It's killing you isn't it?" Hidan asked and I nodded. "It's different, she fucked my best friend, I fucked her boyfriend. What's worse is Itachi and Deidara hate each other and Aimee is Itachi's sister. I don't know how I'm supposed to tell him. I knew I could trust you so I needed to tell you first." I balled up my fist and Hidan put his arm around my shoulder reassuringly.

"Hey you in here Shouko?" Itachi walked in and immediately took me in his arm's. "What the hell's wrong with her?" Itachi demanded. "As much as I'd love to burst your annoying goddamn bubble since I love Shouko and only because I love her, I think you two should talk about this alone." Hidan smirked and left. Judging from Aimee's annoyed grunt he went in my room.

"I'm sorry. I didn't-" I started. "That damn Hidan fucked you again?" Itachi cut me off. "No I-" I started again. "Get your damn follower out my room." Aimee threw the door open. "Sorry" I mumbled and dashed out the house and went to the park for some fresh air. "Damn it. I'm such a wimp sometimes. Deidara wasn't even that good at it anyways." I grumbled. "Akatsuki giving you a hard time? Our door is always open, I'm sure Sasuke wouldn't mind." Kabuto pushed up his glasses and smirked.

"Sasuke..." I clutched my heart locket.

Flashback

"Shouko, I'm leaving tonight. I couldn't go without telling you so I stopped here first." Sasuke said. "W-what do you mean! You can't go I-" I started frantically. "I'm sorry. I'll always... care about you." Sasuke looked away. "I won't let you go." I put my hand to the side and started to move water out of my giant jar but Sasuke grabbed it. "W-what's that." I asked and looked in my hand. "A locket, it has my picture in it. Put all the other important guys in your life in it." Sasuke started to walk away but I grabbed his arm, in tears and sank to the ground. "There's nothing I can do to make you stay is there?" I asked. "You love me don't you?" Sasuke asked. "Of course I do you're like a little brother to me." I said. "I love you too. But I don't think of you as my older sister. This is goodbye." Sasuke disappeared. "WAIT SASUKE!" I ran out the door but all I saw was a empty hallway, about as empty as my heart was right then.

Reality

I opened the locket and looked at Sasuke's face, then Kakashi Sensei, I flipped Kakashi sensei's frame and looked at Gaara then lastly a empty frame that would of belonged to Sai if I hadn't of left. "Sentimental eh?" Kabuto smirked. "I'd do anything to see Sasuke again. Sometimes I think part of the reason I love Itachi is because he looks like Sasuke." I closed the locket

"Captured both Uchiha brother's hearts. So whaddaya say?" Kabuto faced me. "Fuck it. Why not." I said but Kabuto suddenly fell to the ground. "Deidara told me." Aimee shifted uncomfortably. "I overheard the conversation." Itachi shrugged. "She trusts me so much I knew first." Hidan grinned. "SHUT UP." Itachi and Aimee activated the Sharingan. "So who wants to pretend like nothing ever happened because Itachi I know for a fact you did Konan." I suggested.

"Fine by me" Itachi said sheepishly. "I fucking agree with him for fucking once" Hidan and Aimee said in unison. "Lets just go home." I suggested. "Sounds like a plan." Itachi threw his arm around me. "Shit yeah!" Hidan put his arm around my waist. Hidan put his arm around Aimee's waist just as Deidara ran over. "Sorry I'm- What the hell un?" Deidara stopped. "We're all good now." Aimee smirked. "Then don't leave me out hm." Deidara put his arm around Aimee's shoulders and Aimee wrapped hers around his waist. "Don't you three hate each other?" Deidara asked. "Shouko. I swear that girl makes miracles, she's the only damn thing we all have in common. I sort of wonder what we'd do with out her. I remember when she first got here, all the fighting and ignoring each other slowly stopped as she got to all of us." Aimee grinned. I put my arms around Itachi and Hidan's waist and we all laughed and walked back to the base.

Flashback

I rubbed my head and looked up at the looming figure above me. "Watch it." Itachi smirked. "Panty shot." Hidan grinned as he walked by. Itachi started to walk past me but I grabbed his hand and used it to get myself up. "Thanks. Next time just know you don't need a excuse to look at my panties." I grinned at him. "W-whatever just be outside for training in time" Itachi blushed and walked off, obviously disgruntled by my behavior.

"Where's Kisame anyways, the guy was supposed to training me a hour ago." I grumbled. "Here. Write these reports on the Jinchuuriki." Aimee shoved a stack of papers in my hand. "Why? I need to train." I complained. "Watch it." Aimee glared at me. "Is that all you Akatsuki know how to say?" I shot back. "Aimee will kill you. She's stronger than your sensei Itachi." Deidara kissed Aimee then headed off. "I highly doubt this." I rolled my eyes.

"MEETING" Pein yelled.

Everybody stood assembled and I crashed on the couch. "The hell are you doing?" Aimee hissed. "You people act like there's a stick up your ass. I'd be nicer to the person who knew all of my possible death dates. Gotta love the Sumiregan (My eye thing. Details are on my profile) right?" I grinned. "Look you're being damn trained by Itachi and Kisame don't act so fucking strong." Aimee clenched her fist.

"Next week on a Thursday if Itachi goes on a mission his chances of death are 98.37 percent. On Wednesday that same week if Sasori fights any Amegakure ninja there is a 100 percent chance of death. I could or could not tell you how to prevent your death tomorrow. The thing about me is I don't have to fight you to win. I hate getting serious like this but killing me doesn't help any of you, other than Tobi that is." I looked up at Aimee and she just stared as if nobody had ever talked to her like that before.

"Sexy here has a damn point." Hidan sat down. "Nobody other than Hidan and Itachi are insane enough to mouth off to Aimee" Sasori grinned and sat down. One by one everybody sat down somewhere including a reluctant Aimee. "So fucking weird." Aimee smiled at me for the first time.

Reality

"Get the hell off me." Aimee pushed everybody off. "Like anyone would wanna touch you so damn much?" Hidan rolled his eyes. "Get your hand from off my ass!" I pushed Hidan away. "Fucking pervert" Aimee rolled his eyes. "Aimee you should just go to your room nobody is a bigger pervert than you." Itachi smirked. "Wanna die today!" Aimee threatened. "Like to see you try." Itachi kept his smug smirked. "Like you could ever win against anybody. Though it would be a tie because that wicked slut can't either." Hidan grinned. "Who the hell did you call a wicked slut un?" Deidara demanded.

Then again, things haven't changed to much.