Hmm…this is gonna be a fun chapter! Kinda. Well. Not really. This chapter will be featuring the party so not much is gonna happen. Hope you enjoy reading it though, since I'm basically not good at parties...So I decided to have fun and write a crack fic! Kinda...since I'm trying to keep the Akatsuki members in character. But then again, it should be fun for them to be OOC. My excuse: They're drunk. All 'cept you and dear Sasori. And since I've kind of been OOC with Sasori for the all the past chapters, this one he'll be more in character, well...I'll try.
"What is this feeling? This feeling that's buzzing in my stomach. And why does my heart hurt? Am...am I feeling...guilt? Twitch. What is this girl doing to me?"
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When I was done with my rant to Deidara, we headed back to the base to see how the party was going. Almost everyone was in the living room where the party was supposed to be held. Apparently, even Sasori-san showed up. He looked a little distant though. Who knew he'd be the type to daydream? I was about to try and apologize again but didn't get my chance. I was tackled down to the ground by a certain man with an orange swirly mask.
"Hoshi-chan! You're back, and just in time for the party too!" he hugged me.
I pushed him off, hugs were something I did not enjoy. Tobi whined at that.
"So where's Hidan and Kakuzu-san?" I questioned the hyperactive man.
"Oh, they're getting some sake!" Tobi said cheerfully.
The Akatsuki? Drunk? Oh this has got to be a sight to see...This was probably going to be the most entertaining night of my life! I chuckled darkly. Tobi must've heard, he got scared and backed away.
"Hoshi-chan? Why're you laughing like that?" he whimpered.
"Oh...no reason..." I mused.
He paused to examine what I had in mind, and much to his disappointment, he couldn't find the answer. He decided to drag me away with him while he bothered Deidara.
After Tobi got smacked around by Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu came out of the kitchen, both carrying huge bottles of sake. This, is going to be fun indeed...Too bad I won't be able to see Sasori-san drunk. That'd probably be most entertaining. Hmm, a girl can wish. Hidan and Kakuzu-san placed the bottles of sake on the table and floor.
"Let's get this fuckin' party started!" exclaimed Hidan.
Everyone but Sasori-san and I grabbed a cup and poured sake in it. Hell, even Tobi drank some! I just sat back while Sasori-san leaned on the wall. Soon they began to have a contest of who can drink the most. Hidan won with 24 cups, but of course, he was the most drunk.
"HA! Iwinyouloseeerssss." he slurred.
"Oh shuddup Hidan..." Kakuzu remarked.
"I'm bored, un..." Deidara ignored those two.
"Karaoke!" Tobi screamed as he punched his fist in the air.
At the mention of singing, I slowly crept up, inching towards Sasori-san, who now folded his arms across his chest, not wanting to be noticed. Sasori-san took heed of this though.
He raised an eyebrow, "Don't like singing?"
I blinked, "Wait, you're actually talking to me?"
He rolled his eyes, "No I'm barking in dog to you."
I cracked a grin, "So the cold puppet has a sense of humor, eh?"
He smiled, "Whoever said I was heartless?"
I shrugged, "So, do you sing?"
He was about to answer but winced and trembled and fell down to a sitting position, sliding off the wall slowly; his arms unfolded and now pressing against his ears.
"What...is...that?" he growled.
I was down on my knees, head banging against the wall to try to rid the pain, sadly no such luck.
I gritted my teeth, "Tobi...singing..."
I looked at the rest of the members. They were all withering in pain, Konan near passing out and Hidan's ears bleeding.
Hidan screamed, "Someone stop that fucker! He's making my Jashin damned ears bleed!"
"Perhaps I should eat him. It'll do us all a favor. Yes...you should..." agreed Zetsu-san.
Huh...so a drunken Zetsu is an agreeing Zetsu?
Zetsu-san was about to lunge at Tobi when I said, "Leader-sama would not be pleased."
"Who the fuck cares? Just stop the agony!" yelled Konan.
Note to self: Do not mess with a drunk Konan. Note taken.
People were about to murder him, before they could though, Sasori-san intervened with his chakra strings. He grabbed a hold of Tobi's hands and clamped them against his mouth, silencing the evil, damned menace for good.
After the karaoke contest, and hours of pain to my ears, I was extremely lucky not to be called up to sing. Sasori-san noticed relief on my face.
"So, what do you sound like?"
"Huh?" I blinked, hoping he wouldn't ask what I thought he would.
"Your singing."
Dammit! And just when I was hoping he wouldn't ask that dreaded question.
"Like dying cattle being run over by a tractor mixed in with Tobi's singing voice along with Hidan's." came my unemotional voice.
Sasori-san chuckled.
I gawked at him, "Did you just chuckle?"
He frowned, "Do we have to go over this again?"
"Okay okay, I was just kidding." the corner of my lips tugged into a smile.
"Truth or Dare!" screamed Kisame-san, trying to get me and Sasori-san's attention.
Sasori-san's mood dropped, "Must we play that..."
"Demonic, foolish, retarded, stupid ass game...?" I finished Sasori-san's sentence.
Kisame-san's grin grew, "Yes, yes you must."
Sasori-san glared at Kisame-san, "And if we don't...?"
Kisame-san and Sasori-san soon got involved in a glaring contest. Sasori-san looked at me, and caved in.
"Fine. You owe me for this."
So we sat in a circle with the rest of the Akatsuki members.
"Sasori-no-danna's up first, un!" Deidara beamed, "Truth or Dare, Sasori-no-danna?"
Sasori-san impatiently answered, "Dare."
I don't like the look of Deidara's face when Sasori-san answered. Shivers chilled down my spine, sending me a bad feeling.
"I dare you...to kiss Hoshi-chan."
By that time, everyone laughed out loud excluding me and Sasori-san. I started to sweat and I felt my face heat up. How I could blush in a puppet body was unknown to me. Why was I this nervous? It's just a harmless kiss...Sasori-san however, seemed unfazed.
"Is that all?" was Sasori-san's reply.
My face heated up some more. I think that my blush was redder than Sasori-san's hair!
The other members "Ooh-ed".
"Anxioustodoitain'tchapuppetboy?" slurred Hidan.
Sasori-san's face was as nonchalant as ever. He brushed Hidan off and got up from his spot in the circle and walked towards me. I wonder if they could all hear my drumming heart. When he reached me, he kneeled down, and what he did made the other Akatsuki outraged. He grabbed my hand, lifted it up to where his mouth was, and pecked it. Then he returned back to his spot.
"HEY! What was that bullshit?" raged Kakuzu.
I don't think I've been more relieved in my life. Hell, I think I would've been better off facing all the 5 Kages at the same time.
Sasori-san smirked, "You never said a specific place."
Itachi-san mumbled, "We'll get them next time."
Even Itachi-san was in on this? Dammit! I was sure he wouldn't get drunk. Oh Itachi-san, why have you failed me so? I feel so betrayed. Even Konan and Zetsu-san drank! And they're all out to get me...
The game progressed, most of the members picked dare. It was entertaining to watch to say the least. Hidan got dared to not cuss for a whole week, if he did he'd have to pay $1 to every member in the Akatsuki, courtesy of Kakuzu-san. Itachi-san got asked out of all the male Akatsuki, which one he'd like to be in bed with, Kakuzu-san got dared to burn all his money (mwuahahahaha, I arez evil), Hidan got dared to dress up in a pink frilly dress, flirt, and make out with Leader-sama (I pity the guy), and others. Sadly after Deidara's dare was done, it was my turn.
"I dare Hoshi to..."
My face paled, "I uhh...gotta go to sleep! I have a reallllly bad headache." I weakly smiled, inching towards the outside of the hallway.
"Don't be silly Hoshi-chan." Tobi chimed.
"I dare Hoshi to sing, un." smiled Deidara.
"WHAT? I'm not singing." I glared.
"Fine. I'll let Kakuzu give you another dare, un."
"Kiss Sasori-san on the lips." mused the miser.
"Did I ever mention how much I hated you guys?" I glared.
"Yeah yeah now get the fuck on with it." grinned Hidan.
I bit my lip and sank down in my spot, looking at Sasori-san for help. Sasori-san seemed to have been biting his lip too. Was there really no way out of this?
"Just kiss already." growled an anxious Zetsu-san.
Crap crap crap. I walked up towards him, might as well get it over with right? And in this puppet body I won't even feel it and neither would he. And it'll all be over in a split second. I nervously stopped in front of him and bent down so we were eye level. When I tried to kiss him though, I froze, ice solid. I couldn't move. I was too nervous. I couldn't do anything but stare. Sasori-san must've been tired of waiting, as always, because instead of me kissing him, he kissed me. Shock came over me. Still I couldn't move, but as time passed, I eased in it, and was about to kiss back, that is, until he pulled back. I looked in his eyes. They were warm, like melting chocolate. But the only thing melting was me.
After I realized that I was just kneeling there, staring at him, I jumped back and hurriedly returned to my spot. I was lucky that after that, no one paid attention to me because a tomato would look pale compared to my face. I just watched as the game was being played, lucky that I was no longer the victim. When the game ended though, the others decided to play something else while me and Sasori-san sat back.
A few minutes passed before Sasori-san called my attention, "Hoshi."
"Hm?" I looked over at him with curious eyes.
"Can you and I talk?" he asked.
Okay I have seriously got to stop making Sasori so OOC (in my opinion)! That was...weird...to write. Yes I know that this was cliché, but when I wrote "Let's have a party" in the last chapter, this is the type of fanfic that came to mind. The drunk characters were out of character, but I apologize for Sasori. Gahh...When I was planning to write this story I didn't think of him to be so...not Sasori like. At least he ain't like another Tobi? ...Okay I fail.