First Curse Word:

Sophia, Jagger, and Jon were all sitting at home. Jon trying to put together a new desk chair Sophia had purchased for her office.

"Jon, it might help you if you read the directions."

"I know how to put a chair together Sophia."

"Daddy angry" Jagger said in his cute little toddler voice, while he was sitting on the floor playing with his trucks. He had been talking a lot more and some of the things he said, made him sound even more like Jon.

"Daddy's not angry little man, he's frustrated" Sophia said, smiling at her two and a half year old.

"Fustated?" Sophia laughed and Jon couldn't help but join in.

"Close enough handsome. Come on Jon, the instructions are right here."

"Kitten, I don't need them. I've put a chair together before."

"When?" Jon didn't answer and she smirked.

"Alright I haven't but it can't be that hard."

Sophia watched as Jon tried putting a screw in a hole that was clearly to small for the screw.

"What the hell" Jon said, getting frustrated.

"Mommy, why daddy red?" Sophia laughed and picked Jagger up.

"Because he isn't listening to mommy." Jon glared at her, making her laugh. She sat pack down on the couch, Jagger in her lap as Jon kept trying to get the job down.

"Jon, I need to do business today and I would like a chair to sit in. Please use the directions."

"No." Sophia shook her head at his stubbornness.

"Fuck!" Her head snapped up from watching Jagger play a game on her phone, to see Jon shaking his hand.

"What happened?"

"I jabbed my fucking thumb with the screwdriver." Sophia got up and placed Jagger on the couch before going to get the first aid kit.

"Let me see." Jon grumbled and gave her his hand. Sophia wiped up the little blood that was there and placed a band aid on it.

"There all better." She kissed his thumb, making her smile.

"It would have been better with a nurses uniform."

"I don't have one."

"Guess I'll have to fix that." Sophia blushed and Jon smirked, pulling her in for a kiss.

"Will you use the directions now?" Jon groaned but nodded. Sophia smiled and kissed him again.

"Fuck mommy I dead!" Sophia and Jon's head whipped over to Jagger, who was showing them the screen on her phone.

Jon tried and failed hiding his laughter.

"Way to go Jon."

"Hey, you say it all the time too!" Sophia just shook her head, laughing.

"Fuck!"

"Jagger Michael don't say that. That is a very bad word." Jagger giggled.

"Sowwy."