Chapter 11 ps how many gaga lyrics are used in this chapter

The booth flew into the sky, flashing lights were everywhere and Snape had reached a new level of confusion.

Lady Gaga fell on the floor laughing, "I'm on some great shit babies!"

Snape didn't know what to say, this whole situation was so random that he could feel the small fan supply leaving.

Finally Gaga stood up, "So Servey Baby, are you ready for me to show you how much your life would suck if you kill that one guy?"

Snape shruged, "My life already sucks"

"I know" she laughed, "But it gets worse!"

"I doubt it" Snape yelled, "Everyday I'm tortured by life, I deal with morons cuting off their balls in my class. I have worked at a school for no pay because a gay old man tells me to and I am still a virgin! Everyday I pray for the end!"

Lady Gaga was speechless for a second, "UM... Well ok, let me rephrase my statement." she smiled, "If you kill Dumbledore, you're life will be the same"

"Dameit!" Snape yelled. He thought that his life was so bad that it would get better some how.

Lady Gaga rubbed Snape's head with some weird object she pulled out of her you know where, "It's ok Frenando, Don't be a drag, just be a queen"

Snape smiled, Prof. Gaga always knew how to make him smile.

"Well lets start are tick tock tiki tok travel" She ran to some random machine and banged on it for awhile, then the door to the booth opened.

Snape walked out and saw he was in a graveyard.

Lady Gaga pointed, "You are over there!"

So he followed Gaga's fingure, this confused Snape even more, he read the tombstone out loud, "He was number one". Tears came to his eyes, of happiness.

Gaga frowned, "No thats Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's grave" she showed her teeth, "I meant that one" she pointed to the next one.

Snape read that grave out loud, "Here lies a bald asshole" Snape screamed, "I'm going to go bald!"

"Yes" Prof. Gaga said, "If you kill yo boss then you gonna go bald"

This made Snape sad, "O, then I guess I shouldn't kill him"

"Right you are darling" Lady Gaga took Snape to the blue phone booth.

"So" Snape wondered, "This thing travels through time"

"Yes" Gaga meowed, "Thats what blue telephone booths do."

Snape was more curious than curious george, "I can go back in time and change some shit"

Lady Gaga shruged her shoulders, "Sure, we can do that"

"Wait arn't their rules that I can't do that" Snape asked.

"I don't give a fuck" She smiled, "Lets mess up the time line!"

So Lady Gaga and Snape went back in time, Snape was going to abuse this shit for Sprout's ass.

"OK" Gaga smiled, "Were here"

Snape walked out, he had traveled to the day he first met Sprout.

"Why are we by the quittage field" Snape asked.

Gaga had no fucking clue what was going on, she was too busy watching twenty girls flying around naked.

Snape sighed, on normal occasions he would love to watch the girls play, but this day was diffrent. He ran up to some fugly whore with red hair and pushed her off her broom. Then Snape flew off on it, he had to be there for when past him met Sprout.

As Snape flew, the naked girls' flew after him, they were angry that he took one of their brooms.

Snape used fancy tricks to dodged that hard nipples flying at him, but he wasn't paying attention to where he was going. He ran straight into Hagrid's hut. Everything went dark.